Zero Punctuation: God of War III

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Waif

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Another great video! Though when I played the God of War 3 demo I didn't mind it so much. The quick time events felt more picky and unresponsive in GoW3 than they did in the first one, though the new weapons weren't really all that bad, in my opinion of course.
 

Nivag the Owl

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The best thing about this review was the outro sequence. That was pretty damn funny. Other than that, you sound like you're trying not to piss off your neighbours in this review. And by that I mean it's quiet and you've lost the energy in your voice. But that's not why I come here so I'll stop pretending it matters now.
 

ziggy161

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Haha, good review. Kratos is just a violent douchebag now, you're not supposed to relate to him, just smash things. Like a Hulk game XD
 

CheckD3

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After he mentioned the boss fights I thought he'd say something like they were creative and massive and fun, but he didn't really explain how they played, just that they were silly

Aren't the silliest things fun a lot of the times? Reference to his Saint's Row 2 review, it was mindless and silly, but became his game of the year 2008
 

Weaver

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Is it just me or did Yahtzee sound kind of different this week? New microphone maybe? Cold? Tired from the Mana bar?
 

dmcc85

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DAMN!!!
i actually found the REAL>>> "PANTS ON HEAD RETARD" <<<on youtube!!!!!
check it out!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz4lgZZjlTA&playnext_from=TL&videos=M42cu4XLEcE&feature=sub
 

TheChickThatKnows

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Hey Yahtzee (sorry if I spelled it wrong) what is your opinion on Independent video games,and if it's in the middle of horrible and okay, depending on the game, then what's your opinion on how Independent games should be? What is your favorite Indy video game?
 

Zudarkness

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Ouch harsh sore throat. Drink some tea with lemon and take a couple of days off if needed. You need your voice for your awsome reviews that I look foward to hearing. Excellent review however
 

BryanMoss

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Has everyone seen the Yahtzee parody on Doraleous and associates this week? priceless!! I love me some ZP but im really starting to love me some DA too! iwonderifyahtzeehasseenit
 

Kermi

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TheChickThatKnows said:
Hey Yahtzee (sorry if I spelled it wrong) what is your opinion on Independent video games,and if it's in the middle of horrible and okay, depending on the game, then what's your opinion on how Independent games should be? What is your favorite Indy video game?
You know Yahtzee makes games, right? I'd assume he's all for independent developers.
 

David Bray

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This is the only game that interests me on the PS3 but my god does it. While it may be more of the same, the same works and works better than any other out there. I'll get this when the PS4 comes out and masturbate while playing
 

Canadamus Prime

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I still want to know why God of War II exits, nevermind III, because God of War (that is the first one, for those that can't figure out that the lack of an arbitrary number on the end of the title means the first one) ended with a rather solid ending with no leftover hanging plot threads (that I could see). WTF?
 

Sodar

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I love how Yahtzee sounds so... compassionate in the beginning.

"He's come so far since god of war one..."