Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero World Tour

Bacontits

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Stairway isn't in because Led Zeppelin never licenses their songs out, except to School of Rock and I believe one other thing. And Jack Black and a ton of people had to beg to get just the Immigrant Song on School of Rock. So there will be no Stairway.
 

ZippyDSMlee

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I duno why so any pick on Daikatana....its better than most modern shooters...(MOHAB,Jericho,Haze,ect,ect,ect)

Good review btw :p
 

ZippyDSMlee

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Eldrahan said:
Sigh ... I find it sad that Yahtzee, who seems to pride himself on not going along with the endlessly bleated opinions of gaming's many sheep, falls into the same trap of bashing DX2 because it's 'dumbed down'. DX2 streamlined the gameplay by getting rid of extraneous, pointless 'features', and provided an excellent and intellegent story that built and expanded on the themes of DX1.
Yes the story was ok even if it had holes but the game itself was...was....crappy....face it they tried to turn it into something that was mass consumable and failed... but cheer up bioshock managed to win everyone hearts.....except mine...gdamn rushed and unblanced average game is a insult to the SS name.....
 

InvictusSum

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ZippyDSMlee said:
Yes the story was ok even if it had holes but the game itself was...was....crappy....face it they tried to turn it into something that was mass consumable and failed... but cheer up bioshock managed to win everyone hearts.....except mine...gdamn rushed and unblanced average game is a insult to the SS name.....
How, exactly, was it crappy? It was incredibly faithful to the original game: lethal and non-lethal takedowns, multiple solutions to each problem, multiple possible builds for your character, character decisions impacting the plot. If you thought DX1 was crappy, then sure, you'd think the same of DX2, but I presume that's not what you think.

And what exactly about is supposed to 'mass-consumable'? It's still a game about politics and technology, as well as adding religion to the mix: it's not exactly Mario.

I'd also be interested in hearing what you think the plot holes are.
 

Hamster at Dawn

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Zerocyde said:
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Love it. Now do a Gears of War 2 review.
Just look though his list of reviews and find any review for any fps and watch it.

Bam, gears of war 2 review. :p
Technically Gears of War is not a fps because it is in third person.
But yeah, I see your point I just think there are lots of good jokes to be made about Gears of War 2 in particular. Hopefully you'll see what I mean if he reviews it next week.
 

Seydaman

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Shiuz91 said:
do the drums really not work all that well?
yes, they suck huge big balls, my little 10 year old brother got them and they suck, big huge balls.
 

Maku1024

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jords said:
Yeah... Yahtzee is definitely a closet jrpg/anime fan. He just concentrates too much on trying to make it seem that he hates them. :D
Not necessarily. He likes Eva (who doesn't?) and hates JRPGs (who in their right mind doesn't?).
 

ygetoff

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the games probably don't have stairway to heaven because of copyright issues.
just wait. in about a week after this video is out, there will be at least 3 stairway to heaven cover made from the music creator.
 

Smirskies

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BOOOO TO STAIRWAY!!!!..... and yes, I feel strongly enough about my opinions to make an account just to express how AWEFUL I think that song is.
 

Karachi King

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Didn't research much on this one, Yahtzee?
Rock Band came out here about a week before Guitar Hero World Tour, and about $70 cheaper for the complete bundle. Yes, it took a year to get here from America, but EA are jerks like that. Rock Band 2 is rumoured to be coming out in February.
Activision have certainly done their fair share of douchery with GHWT, from publicly saying they were going to "exploit" their major franchises annually, to constantly badmouthing the quality of Harmonix's hardware, only to have their own hardware turn out just as faulty.