Zero Punctuation: Haze

[badazz5001]

fat basterd. Awsome review im a hotney kitty kat with a splinter in his eye

 

[RTR]

hehehe...cornettos

 

[Muckrak3r]

I just found this genius stuff from a post on xbox360fanboy.com today. I have to say the author dude is greatness. Haze did sukkk balls, I rented it from gamefly, so it was basically free. I want the 30 minutes of my life back that I spent installing the game to the hdd, only to delete that file 5 minutes later when I discovered the game was beyond horsecrap, it was the crap that bugs etc poop out after eating generic horsecrap. Its like Haze was trying to be something as a finished product, that it never mapped out even remotely clearly from the beginning. I wish I had seen this before playing it!

 

[1deano1]

very funny review although i disagree about having to be mad to buy it as i played a demo of it and have been wanting it ever since (although i have never had the money to as i am nearly always skint)

 

[jimandjim]

good job on this one, i hated the game and loved listening to you tear it apart.

 

[3nj0i]

i was planning on getting this game. I probably still will, too.

 

[NeedAUserName]

i was planning on getting this game. I probably still will, too.

Don't I bought it. It was terrible

 

[3nj0i]

i was planning on getting this game. I probably still will, too.

Don't I bought it. It was terrible

Alright, thanks. it doesn't seem like that great of a game.

 

[The Eaten Cake]

Watching this makes me wonder how many Neon Genesis Evangelion references there are in your reviews... I only just noticed the reference to Shinji. "IMUSTN'TRUNAWAYIMUSTN'TRUNAWAYIMUSTN'TRUNAWAYIMUSTN'TRUNAWAY"

Or, it was a coincidence, which I doubt.

 

[-bladerunner-]

It looked awesome but *sigh* what a let down it was in the end.

 

[likalaruku]

Since you go though so many games & have to pay so much, maybe you should get them secondhand on the ones you suspect might not be worth your money.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

That review was far too lenient. No one should play Haze. Anyone.

I hate ppl that think haze sucks.. (except you ben Yahtzee Sebastian ??? Godzilla croshaw
And the guns now sould like real guns FYI

 

[Pimppeter2]

Idk haze was pretty bad, but it had some good parts

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Online kills Campaghn (please forgive for spelling) Camp sucked..

 

[Distortionfile]

If you eat the cake, you no longer have the cake. Hence, you can not have it, and eat it as well, because eating it means it will be gone.

 

[Jakovavich]

Well of course it copied a level of Quake 2, Quake 2 was awesome!