Zero Punctuation: Holiday 2010

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Alucard832

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1:30 - 1:49 shouldn't have been included. Both were analogies based in ignorance - the former being the analogy itself and the latter being the game which it was about.
 

Spindleweed

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This is probably one of the more obscure questions, but in the Force Unleashed 2 clip, what was the make of the combat boot used? I can't make out the logo, and now I really want a pair.
 

Reveras

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Gotta love the ending, Ode on Melancholy was a nice poem, a bit sad but still great.
 

realslimshadowen

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Best one?

Yahtzee said:
I am a monster truck that walks like a man!
And while I enjoyed the bit at the end, Yahtzee is sadly neither Morgan Freeman nor Stephen Fry and should probably stay out of the books-on-tape business.
 

Steve Schmaling

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realslimshadowen said:
Best one?

Yahtzee said:
I am a monster truck that walks like a man!
And while I enjoyed the bit at the end, Yahtzee is sadly neither Morgan Freeman nor Stephen Fry and should probably stay out of the books-on-tape business.
No he most certainly can go into the books on tape business. I would love to have him in his normal pace of voice though. I would get through a book in a heartbeat.
 

GrizzlerBorno

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The ending should've said "And the Black Ops review video" because that was one, long, excruciatingly hilarious analogy. Why DIDN'T he put that "America is an Obese pre-pubescent girl" analogy in there?
 

Konidias

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By far my most favorite quip from Yahtzee this year was during the Torchlight review... That review had my nearly peeing myself from laughing so hard. When it got 1:40 in, and he says:

"Torchlight is a Steam game, currently exclusive to PC, and I wouldn't hold your breath for a console port. It would lose a lot of the atmosphere of the original since you wouldn't be able to hear your mouse button clicking about 50 times a second. This is something the game has in common with Diablo along with absolutely fucking everything else. You click around town, click your way into some quests, click down to the dungeons, click all the enemies to death, and then click back home again. There's more clicks than a school for dolphin telegraph operators."
 

kakaomasse

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i appreciate you yahtzee! at least i found some quotes i missed before to write on my japanese love pillow to make it more authentic...
 

RevRaptor

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Awesome vid Yahtzee. Enjoy you holiday dude. Ever since I first found out about your show. I have been eagerly awaiting each new episode every week like a small boy at Christmas.
 

rasblak

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Kane and Lynch 2 were robbed!! Worst game of the year and yet...
No mention of how many d*cks they sucked to now only be breathing sp*nk instead of air!!?? :D
 

duchaked

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"...since the Schlinder's List Easy Bake Oven."

and then I laughed out loud in the middle of the night