Zero Punctuation: Just Cause 2

[Rabid Viking]

Funniest review in a while! These kinds of reviews are the only thing that can salvage a Wednesday.

 

[De Ronneman]

Does he own a cat?

If he does, I'm pretty sure that has been a very naughty kitty last week...

Voice back to normal, ripping on the pope and enough "just cause" puns to make my tummy hurt. I'm satisfied for a week.

 

[Jared]

I always thought the grapler when coming from the sky was a bit of a funny one, made me chuckle

Greay review as always

 

[David Bray]

I'd play this if i could get it for a fiver in a sale. Sadly that is not the case so it will not be played.

 

[antipunt]

OK, it never hit me until now that 'just cause' could be used in so many different ways

 

[SilentSh0tz]

rawr! fine i'll choose balmung <_<

 

[LorChan]

I friend of mine recently pointed out that Zero Punctuation had gotten pretty boring recently, like Yahtzee wasn't really into it, and I had to agree.

But this was a bloody great video. Blows the rest out of the water. Kinda made me want to buy the game, too...

 

[Weaver]

CATS!
I really hope the cat motif comes back with future sandbox game reviews

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

If I could make one big modification to the game, it would be reasonable prices on Black Market items.

Say you drive a car through a water tower. Then you get about $3,000 dollars.

You can buy a glock with that right? FUCK NO! A pistol costs $20,000 to buy off of the deliverance guy who stumbled his way onto a helicopter.

The inflation gets worse and worse, yet the game is still fun as hell.

 

[Magnalian]

I played this at a friends house, and GOD I hate the flying controls. Crashing a plane into a mountain does get old after about 5 times. Especially if you were actually trying to fly the damn things.

 

[jpoon]

Spot fucking on Yahtzee, this game is about as meaningful and entertaining as a can of farts.

 

[Joseph Murnan]

Huh... game I'm no interested in at all. Maybe he'll hilariously rip it apart.

(watches)

Huh... still not interested, and now I'm also not entertained. Way to break an awesome streak, Ben.

Troll translation:

Ben didn't agree with me, I don't like this game wah wah wah.

Anyway, another great review yahtzee, maybe the best since borderlands.

 

[darmey]

I don't know why my favourite part of this video was the lovely drawn Koenigsegg.

Anyway, been a while since a video as good as this one. Cheers.

 

[rayskyrift]

This is probably one of the better games to just run around and cause wanton destruction. As Yhatzee said, the enemies have the survival instincts of a chip sandwich.

 

[Flame Rider]

I'll tell you what, that Chip sandwich responsible for flattening those two run-of-the-mill soldiers looks rather tasty.
But I think it's a bit to heavy to consume healthily.
*ahem*
To be honest, all I ever saw of Just Cause 2 in terms of footage was people messing about and having hilarious moments, so that might just be 89.7% of the game.

 

[firemark]

This has got to be on my top five favorites he has done. Good job, once again! It helps me through the week!

 

[capin Rob]

Huh, I thought he was going to do splinter cell. Still good

 

[coldfrog]

Wow, this game slipped completely under my radar... Not like I would have been interested in it had I heard of it, but was this supposed to be a big release? Most of the big releases I've heard of.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

You are too hard to please and no I will not shut my fucking mouth. Still you make me laugh, so carry on.

 

[lozfoe444]

What is it with Yathzee and cats? Sure he acknowledged it, but still, that's a lot of fucking cats!