Zero Punctuation: Just Cause 2

[darmey]

I don't know why my favourite part of this video was the lovely drawn Koenigsegg.

Anyway, been a while since a video as good as this one. Cheers.

 

[rayskyrift]

This is probably one of the better games to just run around and cause wanton destruction. As Yhatzee said, the enemies have the survival instincts of a chip sandwich.

 

[Flame Rider]

I'll tell you what, that Chip sandwich responsible for flattening those two run-of-the-mill soldiers looks rather tasty.
But I think it's a bit to heavy to consume healthily.
*ahem*
To be honest, all I ever saw of Just Cause 2 in terms of footage was people messing about and having hilarious moments, so that might just be 89.7% of the game.

 

[firemark]

This has got to be on my top five favorites he has done. Good job, once again! It helps me through the week!

 

[capin Rob]

Huh, I thought he was going to do splinter cell. Still good

 

[coldfrog]

Wow, this game slipped completely under my radar... Not like I would have been interested in it had I heard of it, but was this supposed to be a big release? Most of the big releases I've heard of.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

You are too hard to please and no I will not shut my fucking mouth. Still you make me laugh, so carry on.

 

[lozfoe444]

What is it with Yathzee and cats? Sure he acknowledged it, but still, that's a lot of fucking cats!

 

[El Mexicutioner]

I loved the Stronghold reference, 2001 was a good year.

 

[z3rostr1fe]

"Your virginity for puns is obvious. Why would you steal a passenger jet and fly directly at a bum hole of some lady prostitute? JUST CAUSE!"

That was the most purest gold I have ever heard!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[DocBalance]

Didn't think I'd ever see the day where Yatzhee actually succeeded where every other person in the universe has failed, and offended me, but the Columbine joke brought that one about.

Regardless, good review all in all.

 

[zeratul123]

lol so funny

 

[sgtshock]

Hilarious as always, but why is a pure, story-lite sandbox fine in Prototype but not good enough for Yahtzee in Just Cause 2?

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Why?? Just 'cause!

Genius

 

[Vicioussama]

I wonder, didn't Yahtzee praise Saint's Row 2 for the same batshit insanity fun that Just Cause 2 provides (which is arguably more)? Or did Saint's Row 2 also have a better story/characters (that is more amusing and ridiculous in a good way developed in a good way).

 

[Supp]

This sounds awesome.

Also, I'm a cat loving bass player (seriously!)

 

[DarkGargoyle]

Haven't laughed this much at ZP in a while. Not as much genre analysis as usual, but I suppose it wouldn't have been worth it.

 

[Stoink]

its funny because that was a good review

 

[Venatio]

This has to be one of the better Zero Punctuations I have seen in a very long time. The ending is especially memorable

"Some might say thats enough some might say that I'm too hard too please but some can shut their f^$^&*g mouths".

Priceless. And I may just take comedic lesson 37/94 to heart