Zero Punctuation: Just Cause 2
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"Your virginity for puns is obvious. Why would you steal a passenger jet and fly directly at a bum hole of some lady prostitute? JUST CAUSE!"
That was the most purest gold I have ever heard!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
That was the most purest gold I have ever heard!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Didn't think I'd ever see the day where Yatzhee actually succeeded where every other person in the universe has failed, and offended me, but the Columbine joke brought that one about.
Regardless, good review all in all.
Regardless, good review all in all.
I wonder, didn't Yahtzee praise Saint's Row 2 for the same batshit insanity fun that Just Cause 2 provides (which is arguably more)? Or did Saint's Row 2 also have a better story/characters (that is more amusing and ridiculous in a good way developed in a good way).
Haven't laughed this much at ZP in a while. Not as much genre analysis as usual, but I suppose it wouldn't have been worth it.
This has to be one of the better Zero Punctuations I have seen in a very long time. The ending is especially memorable
"Some might say thats enough some might say that I'm too hard too please but some can shut their f^$^&*g mouths".
Priceless. And I may just take comedic lesson 37/94 to heart
"Some might say thats enough some might say that I'm too hard too please but some can shut their f^$^&*g mouths".
Priceless. And I may just take comedic lesson 37/94 to heart
I agree with Yahtzee's burnout on realism in shooters. When it comes to good game design, implementing realism should be a means to making an immersive game, not an end.
"But some can shut their fucking mouths"
That made me chuckle all over my late night cornflakes. Sounds a bit like Yahtzee is slightly pissed off/stressed. Can't really blame him though. Anyway great review and the game looks like a bit of fun for a while.
That made me chuckle all over my late night cornflakes. Sounds a bit like Yahtzee is slightly pissed off/stressed. Can't really blame him though. Anyway great review and the game looks like a bit of fun for a while.
So I'm kind of guessing Yahtzee is a cat person? Haha, awesome.
Funnily enough, and rather ironically, he actually made this game sound like something I'd want to buy. Not at full retail price, but I think I'll get hold of it once it's dropped. Blowing stuff up for no reason and doing generally crazy things is rather appealing after so many realistic games lately.
Funnily enough, and rather ironically, he actually made this game sound like something I'd want to buy. Not at full retail price, but I think I'll get hold of it once it's dropped. Blowing stuff up for no reason and doing generally crazy things is rather appealing after so many realistic games lately.
No, haven't played it, so I have no opinion on the game, other than disinterest. I just thought he was on a streak of awesomeness for the past 4-5 videos, and that this broke it. So, I'll provide a translation of my own.Joseph Murnan said:
Dickhead translation of your post:
I call anyone who fails to worship at the temple of Yahtzee a troll. Please excuse me while I slob on the knob of someone who doesn't care what I think.
Slurp slurp slurp
