Zero Punctuation: Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days

KimberlyGoreHound

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That's why they were put on probation. People who add absolutely nothing with a comment to a ZP video at a time which it would be impossible to have seen any substantial amount of the video get put on probation. Happens every Wednesday.
 
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Damn, finally a reviewer with the balls (or in some tragic cases, the disposable income) to admit this game is a worthless piece of shit!!!

GO, YAHTZEE!
 

BlueInkAlchemist

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Rolling on the floor, laughing. Not even going to abbreviate that, it's worth every word to say.

The final joke is priceless.

And Yahtzee once again proves his clairvoyance, as the DNF business seems almost frighteningly prophetic. It's finally coming out and it's going to be another generic brown FPS. Hoo-ray.
 

NakedSnake

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Good video. I expected this game to be nothing more than dog turd, and it turns out I was probably right.
 

Knifewounds

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Not like this is a big deal or anything, but why does your Kane look like ur Niko Bellic?
 

Outright Villainy

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Well sir...
Now that was a rant.
I forget how funny Yahtzee can be when he gets a particularly insult worthy game...
 

laryri

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What good are helicopters if you aren't going to strafe buildings with them?
 
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BlueInkAlchemist said:
Rolling on the floor, laughing. Not even going to abbreviate that, it's worth every word to say.

The final joke is priceless.

And Yahtzee once again proves his clairvoyance, as the DNF business seems almost frighteningly prophetic. It's finally coming out and it's going to be another generic brown FPS. Hoo-ray.
Actually, it may very well be the exact opposite of that (going by the blowjob, peeing and poo scenes). But that certainly doesn't mean it'll be good, or that it'll even turn a profit.
 

viggih7

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Wow, and I thought angry Joe was being unmerciful when reviewing it but holy shit.
I wonder if the lead designer commits suicide when he hears this.
 

Flamezdudes

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It does not seem like anything i'd like, i kinda knew this anyway. Looked shit.

Funny as always Yahtzee.
 

The Cheezy One

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they ARE better than this. freedom fighters ruled. but due to a fear of originality and good storytelling, IO went with K&L.
in FF, the protagonist had an actual reason to be there!
sheogoraththemad said:
why does he put the first 3 always on probation or ban,
other than that great review.
cos they are commenting without seeing the whole review. the admins know this because they cant have seen it if they ae commenting at (my time) 5:02
 

Onyx Oblivion

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Maybe he'll like Vanquish...If he reviews it. Cover based shooting, but JET PROPELLED!
 

Barry Tannam

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i'm suprised that the bit where K&L were getting tortured wasn't mentioned... but considering the game atmosphere i was hardly suprised. it trys a bit too hard to be fucked up and when guys were slits they're own throats and the like i was yawning