Zero Punctuation: Kirby's Epic Yarn

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I love the game. Its just fun. Yeah its not really that challenging, but fuck it, its fun, charming, and a joy to play. I had more fun in 1 level then I had in full story modes from most games out these days.
 

Mr. Omega

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Oh look, another episode where Yahtzee reminds everyone he doesn't like the Wii. *clap clap clap*
/disapointment that he didn't review DA2.

In all seriousness: Yeah, he's right for the most part. The lack of challenge is what seriously cost this game. To all devs: don't be afraid to challenge kids or remind kids that they fucked up! It makes the victory that much more satisfying!
 

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icame said:
This game is honestly the only reason I want a wii. That and metroid prime trilogy.
I bought Trilogy despite already owning all three games... (Well my Prime 3 disc broke but that's beside the point), sadly us Europeans only got a shitty cardboard case rather than a metal one like the US did, as usual we get cheated out of stuff like that...

Still, I'd really like it if he did review Trilogy, would be interesting :p
 

Srdjan Tanaskovic

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DoomBlackDragon said:
So far kids are stupid as hell.
oh please like your generations was any better

Am I the only one who's a bit disappointed that he barley said anything about graphics and art style?

and I guess we will get a more "Serious" look at the game in Extra Punctuation
 

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I'm hesitant to say "missed the point", but I feel that the purpose of getting the gems wasn't just to buy stuff for the apartments, but also to get as high a score as possible on each level. Getting the satisfaction of collecting a gold medal, and beating your own score. It's about mastery, not just completion. Kind of like what a shmup might be like if put in an easy-going platformer.
 

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I miss old school kirby crystal shards for the n64 THAT was an epic kirby game
fire+fire=UBER FIRE
lightning+ice=FRIDGE
Fire+Ice=USELESS

i could name all of them XD
 

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And this is one of the prime examples as to why I gave up on the Wii. It's not appealing to me. Yeah, it looks good. But... this is coming from the console whose rampant fanboys tout "it's not the graphics, it's gameplay that makes the game!" Well, explain this game, then. It looks good, sure, but there is no consequence for failure (so you can't call it a "game" so much as it's an "interactive whatsit"), and its gameplay is very subpar (sorry, it is. It's essentially Kirby minus what makes Kirby good). Something any other video game developer would've been given a huge panning for. But Nintendo... they can do no wrong.
 

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All I can recall about my feelings over this title back when it was announced was a series of imagined frowny faces followed by actually feeling a great deal of disappointment.

I can imagine it's probably at least somewhat entertaining to play if you're like me and grew up with the little pink bastard showing up at some point in your life of playing video games. But now that I'm older and jaded I wonder if there will ever be a proper title released for this old franchise.

But when I come to think about it, that will probably never happen. Or at least if it does it's just a modern re-rendering of old material.
 

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Hmm, so the death system is kind of like Wario Land 2's death system. In which you only lose money when you get hit and you can never die. Of course if you were hit in a boss fight, than you'd get set outside the boss room and you'd have to try again.
 

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Nincompoop said:
If this review won't be positive, I will kill you O_O!
*watched*
Aw. But it's so cute, Yahtzee! That should render it immune to scrutiny by default!
That logic only applies to the fairy tale world!

I Loved Yahtzee's review of this. Seriously you really don't die!

WTF!?!?!

TEACH KIDS SOME FAILURE DAMMIT!! It's what inspired us older gamers to do better at a game.

What would Battletoads be with infinite health?
What would Altered beasts be with limitless continues?

Crap what would Mario, Sonic or Megaman be like if they couldn't die!?

Challenge the little buggers Nintendo. You did it so well to us in the past, I think this generation deserves just as much a kick in the ass as we got.
 

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Irridium said:
I love the game. Its just fun. Yeah its not really that challenging, but fuck it, its fun, charming, and a joy to play. I had more fun in 1 level then I had in full story modes from most games out these days.
The same. All the area's look very cute. The whole game feels like made of yarn and patches.
Indeed the challenge is not that big except if you go and try to go for 100% (like nintendo is known for their ingame achievements). Specially the racing maps are try and error or remembering the complete map (like the old 8-bit games).
 

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XxOyasumixX said:
I miss old school kirby crystal shards for the n64 THAT was an epic kirby game
fire+fire=UBER FIRE
lightning+ice=FRIDGE
Fire+Ice=USELESS

i could name all of them XD
YES YES YES YEEEEEE*Orgasms*EEEES

Thank you for bringing up that awesome game. That's what Kirby was about god dammit.

By far one of the hardest last bosses I've ever faced IMO as well.
 

Moffman

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Wow! That review was full of venom and as a result I loved it. Very funny episode this week!
 

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My first few games included Full Throttle and Secret of Monkey Island, and those are pretty difficult for a kid. So I intend to do the same to my kids and destroy any sense of logic they might already have at that point. "What do I do with a rubber chicken?!"
 

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At the end he says for the longest time he didn't have any K's in his ZP Library, but what about Kane and Lynch?

I find it odd that Yahtzee is usually such a stalwart crusader for "Games are supposed to be fun" and then just openly bashed this game as much as he did. I know fun is subjective, but I honestly liked Kirbys Epic Yarn. Sure it wasn't a challenging game, and I'm not even going to say "It wasn't supposed to be, it's for kids" but I had fun with the game, probably the most fun I've had with my Wii outside of old VC titles.

It was a good game with an interesting concepts of design, and was just good for kicking back and enjoying for a few hours.
 

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Qitz said:
Another epic review.

Kirby's Epic Yarn was pretty entertaining, granted you had no punishment for completely screwing up, aside from less shinies, but was still a neat way to blow some time.

Yahtzee should start doing some old school games as well. Would be interesting to see how Paper Boy holds up.

The Human Torch said:
Further proof that the Wii truly is meant for childeren. First adult who I see playing this game will get a lollypop and a colorful cap with a propeller on top from me.
Can I have my lollipop now?
Here ya go. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GHwm_pTsyjc/S90VeNYxCKI/AAAAAAAAAEw/jSjpshj2zr8/s1600/lollipop.jpg
Don't finish it one go, will rot your teeth.
 

joex51

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HAHAHA clasic Yahtzee!! "wayward cumsprout"
Ok,system Posted twice an someone delete this double post