Zero Punctuation: Left 4 Dead 2 & New Super Mario Bros Wii

Ophiuchus

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That's the angriest he's sounded in a long time.

I have to admit that I'd be tempted by the Mario thing if it were possible to control it with the proper control pad instead of the waggle stick, but otherwise no.
 

culade

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Low Key said:
I like Left 4 Dead 2, although I have admittingly never played the original. Are they really that much alike?
no. the gameplay is similar, but everything added makes it feel like a better, more realized game.

you have to forgive yahtzee, he lives in Australia, the evil orphanage for unwanted gamers which forces him to act out against any well made multiplayer games since he cant have the same quality experience we do with them.
 

flabslapper

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meh, you probably won't read this Yahtzee, but I've been playing Silent Hill: Flattered Mammary for a couple of hours and I really enjoy it, so if you get a chance to play it I hope you enjoy it too, though if you're doing a review for it, for the sake of our entertainment I hope you take the piss out of it, which I can already predict that you won't like the "psychological profiling", I've witnessed two so far, and they kinda take you out of the game and are a little gimmicky, but we all knew it would be anyway, right?

Oh, and thank you for ripping apart NewSoupaMarioMeee, Nintendo has seriously lost touch with gamers, not like it's stopping them from making a ton of money off of it
 

Slaingod

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Uh, yeah. Good show as always. Left 4 Dead 2 did feel like an expansion pack, but wasn't anymore or less tedious than the first one. New Super Mario Bros, yeah I kind of knew is was going to be a replay of past games. I guess I need to be smacked for encouraging such behavior. It's really not bad, but is basically a replay of every other Mario side scroller, particularly Mario 3.
 

FightThePower

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You hit the nail on the head about Rochelle in L4D2. No defining characteristics whatsoever.

And am I the only one not that bothered about Half-Life 2: Episode 3? Yeah Valve have completely missed the point of episodic gaming, but honestly, whilst Half-Life 2 and Ep 1 & 2 were fantastic I don't really care that much if it gets delayed to 2012 or something.
 

Ickorus

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AMCization said:
It isn't working, this makes me sad =[
There is a website somewhere that has these videos on it, i used it for the couple weeks when they stopped working on this website.

Sorry i can't remember the name but i do know i used google.
 

Retardinator

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I loved the way he started sounding very pissed off about halfway through...
Made me want to kick nintendo's greedy ass.
 

Slaingod

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thecaptainof said:
I have to admit that I'd be tempted by the Mario thing if it were possible to control it with the proper control pad instead of the waggle stick, but otherwise no.
Actually you just turn the "waggle stick" sideways and use it like the old school Nintendo controllers.
 

Woodsey

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Dear God - what sort of sick country doesn't have a McDonalds that sells McNuggets?!
 

Primee133

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If Bowser's been defeated multiple times by a short, stout italian plumber, then I'm sure there wouldn't be much contest against somethign that can take multiple shotguns shells and molotovs to the face.
 

Huupertti

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I think the L4D 2 but Nintendo needs to get new ideas but I've gotta agree on "wheres the HL episode 3?" thingy...

but great episode again yathzee.
 

Flamezdudes

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I totally agree with you on Mario Bros. Nintendo just keep popping out the same old shit again and again, they have no imagination. The Wii is shit anyway.
 

Danpascooch

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Hmm, I actually thought he gave L4D2 a pretty decent review (for Yahtzee), especially considering he got the no gore crap version.

"The general feel of L4D is unchanged"

HELL YEAH! That's a bad thing? I swear if Valve ever F--k's up that "feel" I'll lose it.
 

gRiM_rEaPeRsco

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Bowser vs. Tank well the tank would probably win a fight but bowser can drive go-karts and rape princesses so i think he wins overall.
 

ace_of_something

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Hmmm Bowser can breathe fire and stomp a lot. The tank can stomp a lot and jump really far.... Well being able to jump really far has defeated Bowser for 20 years so the Tank would obviously win.
 

knight56

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Both of these games bought for Christmas already.

Never played L4D1 so it seems like I won't miss anything other than story.

Never played the original Mario Bros. games for more than two minutes a pop at a friend's house, I look forward to it.
 

Jared

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Great Episode as always. I didnt think 2 in 1 would have gone as well as this, but, is flowed nicely, and was hilarious!