Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

Sylocat

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Roffey123 said:
How the hell is this thread still going? I suppose it is a testement to how many people the big Y. managed to peeve. Bravo, bravo.
Actually, it's a testament to how many people here feel the need to agree with everything he says. And how many of those people feel the need to nourish their incessant persecution complexes.
 

sky14kemea

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i liked your review of SSBM :p ive played it with my friends and after a while we get so fed up we play mario kart o_O which ultimatly leads us to braving the outside world to find entertainment XDD
and thanks for fixing the punctuation and spellings yahtzee, they were niggling at my knees
 

PurpleRain

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Easykill said:
WingcommanderIV said:
I'm quoting this in protest to the ban of every previous person who quoted such. It's simple fun and didn't hurt anyone. It's not offensive, or demeaning to anyone. You have much bigger things to waste your time with. So the way I see it you can either unban everyone here, or you can ban me and everyone after me until you've cut your members list in half, simply for standing up for our rights.

The people shouldn't be afraid of their government. The government should be afraid of it's people.
Haven't been here long? This place is a dictatorship, and better for it.
Nah, this place is the far reaches of the Escapist. The Yahtzee forums: Here there be trolls.

This website is so much better when everyone who plays up to get banned. It's a nice and shiney place. If you have a major problem with rules, take it to Gaia or 4chan. Thankyou.
 

shatora

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I would like to see a nother "Mail Bag" shows, but I guess we just have to wate for him to slam a nother game we all love to death. For me that would be any Harry Potter game...
Also when he was called a profesonal troll i couldnt help my self and made this

yes Paint dose suck but hey still you know what im going for
 

m00fin-san

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You got way the hell off topic here.

After telling us that you would answer some of the hate mail you've gathered since SSBB, then went on to tell us about how everything on the internet is shit, and finally ended with yet another console rundown.

Try to keep your rage at anything that isn't the topic-along with your fetish for console rundowns-to a dull roar, please?
 

Someperson

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I realise this an old review but I can never pass up the opportunity to give my own 2 cents.
now I like SSBB but HANG ON! I'm afraid my oppinion is extremely biased since I do not OWN the game (and considering the price tag probably won't for some time still) But My days playing brawl was after my class at college with at lest 6 of the guys in my class and a nice audience. I admit that I'm utterly rubbish at the game but I didn't care since I just had fun playing a game with my friends using our in-class projector to give us a wall-sized screen and turning the volume way up. So I have no idea if Brawl is in fact a "good game" or not, I certainly enjoy playing it but when I finish my course (which is SCARILY coming close to an end) I doubt I'll play it again really unless I ever go to a friend's house and they want to.
I THINK i enjoy Brawl... but I think it's more for the environment I associate with it. I'm still not prepared to pay through the nose for it though.

As for the review itself, as always it made me giggle and I commend you for giving an objective Review (as always) so even if I wasn't as "entertained" as I usually am by your reviews I don't think I can really say "oh you just suck" or "Oh you just didn't play it enough" or even better "You just don't understaaaaand" since you didn't do anything DIFFERENT so I have no idea why people got their knickers in a twist over the whole thing.

I like your reviews, despite not having enough cash to play even HALF the games you've reviewed on a student's salary, and let's just be honest, some-one who makes people physically injure themselves for not playing Psychonauts is alright in my book. That game needs more recognition, I don't care how old it is.

So uhm.... kudos for speaking your mind I guess.. ..total yammering waste of your time this comment was really... ha ha.. 8D
 

sapient

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I couldn't help but laugh at the false names on the end of the letters. Especially "Fergus Buttpump." Christ.
 

Bretty

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badazz5001 said:
go teame retard. Awsome review i hate nintendo fanboys
Spot the errors, lol.

Cant wait for your weekly reviews, the only thing that stops me throwing things into the next cubicle at work.

On a side note I think China will rule the world. Sorry Iran!
 

Geo Da Sponge

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fix-the-spade said:
ErinHoffman said:
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
What, you mean there's no one exploiting the workers and perpetuating the social and economic differences of class through imperialist dogma?

Well that's a shame.
Come and see the inherent violence of the system!
 

Devon666

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where do u get this stuff Yahtzee. U should write a book on trash talking people. Luv the way u talk about video games. U have the evidence to back it up so u dont seem like a retarted, pillow bitting, dick munching hose beast. Dont stop doin wat your doin man, keep it up. :)
 

Cid Silverwing

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From a seriously objective standpoint, SSBB is what I like to consider utterly mainstream. The character roster is wide and diverse, and so are the map choices (or so say friends of mine) but the second I heard of Snake and Sonic being thrown into the roster, I turned hostile against Brawl, its fantards and their unfounded overhype.

My two cents.
 

Badders

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Have to say SSBB is pretty mediocre it doesn't really offer anything new other than the expansion of the story line, which generally isn't the reason most people bought the game, it was bought simply for the multiplayer, story drags the game out and makes it completely boring and grind-tastic especially when u have to go through it with more than 1 character. The multiplayer doesn't offer anything new to what its predecessor did and i found the game boring after the first few hours of gameplay (multiplayer and single)
 

willgreg123

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Oh man, I seriously thought I was going to die laughing to this, especially after watching the SSBB review. Man, you get it! You seriously do! Thank god there's someone out there who's writing reviews for people like ME and not the piss stupid fans. Keep it up, you're a rare breed!
 

GideonB

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willgreg123 said:
Oh man, I seriously thought I was going to die laughing to this, especially after watching the SSBB review. Man, you get it! You seriously do! Thank god there's someone out there who's writing reviews for people like ME and not the piss stupid fans. Keep it up, you're a rare breed!
And thats why we all love yahtzee. How many more pages does this thread need?