Zero Punctuation: Mass Effect

[Mattteus]

Having seen the review for Little Big Planet, I have to agree, you are callipygian.

 

[ParisPersona]

I wonder if it is possible to make an RPG that Yahtzee could like. Play as a socially challenged misanthrope. Use special abilities to channel your rage into non-violent activities in order to avoid behavior that would get you thrown in prison. Obtain and equip over 300 witty remarks and devastating comebacks. Learn to summon your disgust, and ultimately choose not to save the world because, you know. . . screw 'em.

nah... that sounds too much like a messed up version of the Sims

 

[UtopiaV1]

hey guyz, what's goin on in this resurrected thread?

Seriously, the first post was 2 years ago. Start a new thread!

 

[Laserface Jones]

The Evil Dead name "coincidence" seemed sexy to me.

What kind of nerd would shy away from banging a chick Bruce Campbell?

 

[David Bray]

This game is great. While it's not as huge as Morrowind or as powerful as Bioshock, this is a great Sci-fi flick. I play Adept and love it. The monotonous worlds are a hinderance and i found myself begging for a quick ship mission but this is what great RPG series' are made of.

 

[=HCFS=Discoman]

Great review!
just looked it up, Ashley Williams is using the same character name from the series he mention (which of course I don't recollect)
she even makes references to this in game, including a mention that she wants to kill stuff with her 'boomstick'

 

[kidigus]

The mention of sex was kind of a spoiler, I mean, you meet Ashley before you finish the freaking toutorial. He could at least have not said the name of the person you would be f_cking, (altough to be fair, she would have been my first guess.)

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

don't be cruel about ctrl+alt+del, it is the best webcomic ever, and also I fail to see how yahtzee can complain about too much dialogue considering how much of it there was in art of theft

have you fucking played art of theft?

 

[godless_commie]

Oh, shit! Babylon Zoo!

 

[phogue]

Okay, so do I need to read A la Recherche du Temps Perduin in French or English?