"Yeah, it's horrible that people who review games sometimes don't like them. They shouldn't be allowed to say negative things about games simply because that's how they feel, it's outrageous how some critics have integrity rather than giving high scores to any big release."Yopaz said:I'm not sure where you got the idea that I think you're looking for a positive review.Warped_Ghost said:I am not commenting on whether he likes the game or not but rather that he only reviews the single player aspect of game.Yopaz said:Yeah, it's horrible that people who review games sometimes don't like them. They shouldn't be allowed to say negative things about games simply because that's how they feel, it's outrageous how some critics have integrity rather than giving high scores to any big release.Warped_Ghost said:That would be a point in my favour if he actually played the multiplayer in a game and enjoyed it. I'm not trying to bash ZP here. I am just wondering why he even bothers to review modern shooter games anymore.Yopaz said:Yeah, it's not like he recently played a multiplayer game which he enjoyed. Let's just ignore the facts that collide with our opinions.Warped_Ghost said:The problem is he doesn't play multiplayer. Which is what those spark gunkle wee wee games focus on. I would hate all modern shooter if I only played the single player as well because FFS they are all hopelessly boring and identical.Yopaz said:It's funny how people accuse him of not liking shooter when some of the games he give the most praise (Half-Life and Painkiller) are shooters.
I'm going to accuse him of not liking survival horror games for the bad review he gave Resident Evil 5.
I guess none of the titles he reviewed seems appealing to me. I guess I like modern shooters a tad more than he does, but only because he really, really hates them. Hilarious as always though.
Edit: Also it's not a point in your favour. You basically just did the "He hates shooters" except with multiplayer. Ignore the things that doesn't fit into your theory, but don't get upset when someone calls you out on your bullshit.
And you act like I watch ZP for positive reviews... or that I care that MOH: War Fighter got a low review. I can say after playing the last MOH my assumptions about war fighter coincide with ZP's disdain for the game.
I have merely stated two statements. He does give praise to some shooters and he does sometimes give praise to multiplayer. Don't change the subject, put words into my mouth and ignore your previous posts.
I could lecture you on how painfully naive your line of thinking is, but I'll make a simple request instead:WaitWHAT said:You're right! War is, by definition, uncivil! Let's end these bullshit, I mean it's just getting in the way of soldiers. Let's just tell them to get in there and do the right thing! I mean, it's for the protection of all, right? Land mines, gas and flamethrowers for all! Women and children? Fuck that, they knew what they were getting into! That definitely makes us the good guys, right? After all they're killing all the people we want dead, right? What's could possibly be wrong with that?
Leave the pretentious jabs out.Still feeling so smart?
Thank you, he needed to hear that.Grach said:You do realize that Somali pirates took up that "job" because that's the only way they get to eat right?ThatDarnCoyote said:The enemies in that mission with the robot are Somali pirates. It's explained in the prologue bit before the mission, and they start shooting at you the second you show up. If "they're demons, and demons are dicks" is enough story context for Yahtzee in Doom 3, then "Somali pirates are real-world dicks and duck, cause they're trying to kill you" is likely enough for someone else.
It's pretty explicitly stated what the scenario is, and the levels in Warfighter (tee hee) are based on actual Special Operations missions. So Yahtzee either wasn't paying attention, or is just saying he didn't know what was going on as a way of explaining that the story didn't engage him. Which is fine - we come here for his opinions after all, so he's certainly entitled to them.
They are not intrinsically dicks, they are desperate because they live under the thumbprint of few warlords that brutally opress the population. So yeh, the game is still trivializing real-life horror and death.
I couldn't agree more. I never got far into Doom 3, but the flashlight mechanic - while a plot hole, in terms of how it works in the story - was scary as hell, and worked well for keeping tension high (just like how Jim Sterling talked about the jump scare in previous weeks). Still, Doom 3 was competently done in setting tone and making the player feel a sense of agency in the world.link68759 said:I'm late to this party, but
I don't always agree with Yahtzee, but I agree with every sentiment expressed in this episode.
Tell Yahtzee, he'll agree.head desk tricycle said:Actually that's a good name for the genre, "First Person Ordersfollower."
Excuse me? How exactly is Doom 3 even remotely similar to System Shock 2? Because it has audio logs?jounihat said:Doom 3 is underrated. It's not a classic, but it's a nice mix of original Doom and System Shock 2.
So you're taking a sarcastic sentence to prove your point?Warped_Ghost said:"Yeah, it's horrible that people who review games sometimes don't like them. They shouldn't be allowed to say negative things about games simply because that's how they feel, it's outrageous how some critics have integrity rather than giving high scores to any big release."Yopaz said:I'm not sure where you got the idea that I think you're looking for a positive review.Warped_Ghost said:I am not commenting on whether he likes the game or not but rather that he only reviews the single player aspect of game.Yopaz said:Yeah, it's horrible that people who review games sometimes don't like them. They shouldn't be allowed to say negative things about games simply because that's how they feel, it's outrageous how some critics have integrity rather than giving high scores to any big release.Warped_Ghost said:That would be a point in my favour if he actually played the multiplayer in a game and enjoyed it. I'm not trying to bash ZP here. I am just wondering why he even bothers to review modern shooter games anymore.Yopaz said:Yeah, it's not like he recently played a multiplayer game which he enjoyed. Let's just ignore the facts that collide with our opinions.Warped_Ghost said:The problem is he doesn't play multiplayer. Which is what those spark gunkle wee wee games focus on. I would hate all modern shooter if I only played the single player as well because FFS they are all hopelessly boring and identical.Yopaz said:It's funny how people accuse him of not liking shooter when some of the games he give the most praise (Half-Life and Painkiller) are shooters.
I'm going to accuse him of not liking survival horror games for the bad review he gave Resident Evil 5.
I guess none of the titles he reviewed seems appealing to me. I guess I like modern shooters a tad more than he does, but only because he really, really hates them. Hilarious as always though.
Edit: Also it's not a point in your favour. You basically just did the "He hates shooters" except with multiplayer. Ignore the things that doesn't fit into your theory, but don't get upset when someone calls you out on your bullshit.
And you act like I watch ZP for positive reviews... or that I care that MOH: War Fighter got a low review. I can say after playing the last MOH my assumptions about war fighter coincide with ZP's disdain for the game.
I have merely stated two statements. He does give praise to some shooters and he does sometimes give praise to multiplayer. Don't change the subject, put words into my mouth and ignore your previous posts.
-Yopaz
That hardly looks like I am putting words into your mouth when you say I was looking for a positive review. Unless that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm I will confidently say that it looked like you thought that I wanted a positive review.
Are we supposed to just ignore the sentence that started this pointless discussion now that we've established that he does occasionally enjoy multiplayer so we have to assume he plays multiplayer? You're changing the subject and you wont even admit that you're changing the subject. I am done discussing this so there's no need to reply.Warped_Ghost said:The problem is he doesn't play multiplayer.
You haven't watched this show very long, have you? Screaming his biases is kind of Yahtzee's shtick.CrunkParty said:Possibly his worst review. Usually if he's not funny his opinions are fascinating or if his review is flawed and biased he makes up for it with humor. This was a failure in both aspects. It was made desperately unfunny by Yahtzee's rage being out of character. He should be exasperated at best, you shouldn't be able to see the smoke coming out of his ears. His insights into the state of shooters came right from the playbook of the contrarian "true gamer" manifesto (which would explain why so many people on this thread seem to like it). Most critics try to obscure or distract from their biases. Yahtzee holds it up and screams at the top of his lungs.
It's hard to convince people that Yahtzee really is worth watching when he makes episodes like this. Seriously? For shame.
He made it clear awhile ago of what he is sick of seeing in modern shooters, what makes the experience bland, and why he generalises them and splits them into it's own category. He's simply sick of having to play them or even see them so he takes the piss out of them, same with so many other people. He's not biased, he know what he wants and he gives us hints during nearly every one of his vids, even though he has changed his mind some times.CrunkParty said:Possibly his worst review. Usually if he's not funny his opinions are fascinating or if his review is flawed and biased he makes up for it with humor. This was a failure in both aspects. It was made desperately unfunny by Yahtzee's rage being out of character. He should be exasperated at best, you shouldn't be able to see the smoke coming out of his ears. His insights into the state of shooters came right from the playbook of the contrarian "true gamer" manifesto (which would explain why so many people on this thread seem to like it). Most critics try to obscure or distract from their biases. Yahtzee holds it up and screams at the top of his lungs.
It's hard to convince people that Yahtzee really is worth watching when he makes episodes like this. Seriously? For shame.
Yeah I never got around to finishing Doom 3 and was tempted to buy the remake or whatever it is, but when I heard about he flashlight holding... I decided I would just go and play the original. Some day. Probably.UncleAsriel said:I couldn't agree more. I never got far into Doom 3, but the flashlight mechanic - while a plot hole, in terms of how it works in the story - was scary as hell, and worked well for keeping tension high (just like how Jim Sterling talked about the jump scare in previous weeks). Still, Doom 3 was competently done in setting tone and making the player feel a sense of agency in the world.link68759 said:I'm late to this party, but
I don't always agree with Yahtzee, but I agree with every sentiment expressed in this episode.
Most of the Spunkgargleweewee genre tends towards being deployed into a region and following orders. While tactical shooting is fun (as paintball's popularity can attest to), in a game it's less thrilling when it becomes so repetitive.
Also, I personally vote the line "Stick your balls up your arse and clench yourself castrated" as one of the funniest lines I've heard on ZP (and indeed, in any form of media) in the past week-and-a-bit. Glorious return to form, Mr Crowshaw!
Yes, I do. But I also realize that the Somali pirates and the oppressive Somali warlords are By pirates [http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Africa/2008/1120/p25s22-woaf.html].Grach said:You do realize that Somali pirates took up that "job" because that's the only way they get to eat right?
They are not intrinsically dicks, they are desperate because they live under the thumbprint of few warlords that brutally opress the population. So yeh, the game is still trivializing real-life horror and death.
First off, a "murderous dick with a sob story" is called a victim. I doubt Somalia would even have pirates if it had the development level of say, Mexico. Why bother ransacking boats when you can learn a profession and get money that way? Besides, it's not like they could do something, the ones that do tend to die horribly. Again, the only way they can eat. Besides, the head assholes get the lion's share of the loot.ThatDarnCoyote said:Yes, I do. But I also realize that the Somali pirates and the oppressive Somali warlords are By pirates [http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Africa/2008/1120/p25s22-woaf.html].
Anyway, a murderous dick [http://www.cbsnews.com/2100-202_162-20034691.html].
I understand your point about "trivializing real-life horror and death", but can't that charge be levied at just about any game with a realistic or semi-realistic setting? Is Max Payne 3 morally objectionable because it references "trivializing" that [http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-brazil-crimebre8a61mv-20121107,0,7231938.story]?
Just a heads up if you want to be a far more respectable debater try not to end every post with an obvious insult to your opponent. It degrades the entire post.Yopaz said:So you're taking a sarcastic sentence to prove your point?Warped_Ghost said:"Yeah, it's horrible that people who review games sometimes don't like them. They shouldn't be allowed to say negative things about games simply because that's how they feel, it's outrageous how some critics have integrity rather than giving high scores to any big release."Yopaz said:I'm not sure where you got the idea that I think you're looking for a positive review.Warped_Ghost said:I am not commenting on whether he likes the game or not but rather that he only reviews the single player aspect of game.Yopaz said:Yeah, it's horrible that people who review games sometimes don't like them. They shouldn't be allowed to say negative things about games simply because that's how they feel, it's outrageous how some critics have integrity rather than giving high scores to any big release.Warped_Ghost said:That would be a point in my favour if he actually played the multiplayer in a game and enjoyed it. I'm not trying to bash ZP here. I am just wondering why he even bothers to review modern shooter games anymore.Yopaz said:Yeah, it's not like he recently played a multiplayer game which he enjoyed. Let's just ignore the facts that collide with our opinions.Warped_Ghost said:The problem is he doesn't play multiplayer. Which is what those spark gunkle wee wee games focus on. I would hate all modern shooter if I only played the single player as well because FFS they are all hopelessly boring and identical.Yopaz said:It's funny how people accuse him of not liking shooter when some of the games he give the most praise (Half-Life and Painkiller) are shooters.
I'm going to accuse him of not liking survival horror games for the bad review he gave Resident Evil 5.
I guess none of the titles he reviewed seems appealing to me. I guess I like modern shooters a tad more than he does, but only because he really, really hates them. Hilarious as always though.
Edit: Also it's not a point in your favour. You basically just did the "He hates shooters" except with multiplayer. Ignore the things that doesn't fit into your theory, but don't get upset when someone calls you out on your bullshit.
And you act like I watch ZP for positive reviews... or that I care that MOH: War Fighter got a low review. I can say after playing the last MOH my assumptions about war fighter coincide with ZP's disdain for the game.
I have merely stated two statements. He does give praise to some shooters and he does sometimes give praise to multiplayer. Don't change the subject, put words into my mouth and ignore your previous posts.
-Yopaz
That hardly looks like I am putting words into your mouth when you say I was looking for a positive review. Unless that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm I will confidently say that it looked like you thought that I wanted a positive review.
Now what happened to not changing the subject here? What happened to:
Are we supposed to just ignore the sentence that started this pointless discussion now that we've established that he does occasionally enjoy multiplayer so we have to assume he plays multiplayer? You're changing the subject and you wont even admit that you're changing the subject. I am done discussing this so there's no need to reply.Warped_Ghost said:The problem is he doesn't play multiplayer.