Zero Punctuation: Mercenaries 2

[-bladerunner-]

Possibly the worst game I have ever played I am sorry to say. The visual glitches were terrible and missions weren't fun.

 

[D_987]

Whats wrong with game developers these days? I was a huge fan of Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction so why does Mercs 2 suck the rigid flaming cock of satan? How can you make a sequel thats WORSE than the original? *cough* AvP 2, Halo 2, Operation Winback 2... *COUGH*

Because its entirely down to opionion...

 

[RTR]

"Actually, that's something I've been intending to bring up, Miss."
All those dick jokes make a lot more sense now.
Hilarious!

 

[highoctan90]

I have found it true ihat, i would be holding onto something that would kill every bad guy within 10 miles of me and i would still throwing pebbles and my empty soda can at a giant monster.

 

[Lord Azrael]

I just love the paedophile reference near the end! Very subtle!

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I always thought that Yahtzee was over-exaggerating about the whole "airstrikes business". Out of curiosity I downloaded the demo, died fast and the first tip I got was "use airstrikes as often as you can". Wow...

 

[yaoinut]

I found Merc 2 was fun, but only in short burst and only if I pretty much ignored the set missions. Running off, doing your own thing, causing damage, great fun! Bad voice-acting, broken AI, tedious missions, not so much.

I still think this is one of the best reviews. I love the whole throwing peas at a giant robot crab joke, simply because it is so true of many players.

 

[LiMaSaRe]

The Trope is known as Too Awesome To Use.