Zero Punctuation: Minecraft

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jcg

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Stabby Joe said:
Where exactly is the free beta now? The main site is clogged up with paid versions, meaning by this point I wonder if I should care if the next version is going to become obsolete in the coming weeks.
There is no free beta. You can play the classic alpha version, which is a very old version of minecraft.
If you buy an account now, you get a discount on the release version, with the bonus that you can play the beta now.

And be carefull, it's not so much an addiction of "I got to play!" more a "hey, where did the last 10 hours go?"
 

Jonci

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Stabby Joe said:
Where exactly is the free beta now? The main site is clogged up with paid versions, meaning by this point I wonder if I should care if the next version is going to become obsolete in the coming weeks.
There is no free beta. It's been a purchased game since Alpha.
 

Littlelongy

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Doctor Graham Garden? I am proud of your Goodie Knowledge, sir.

"Fisherprice Shoggoths"...hahahahhahahhah
"That's spelt G-R-A-E-M-E. [Graeme grimaces and scribbles a correction of his own name]"

So, Yahtzee likes Minecraft, and mentions the Goodies. This video could not possibly be better than it just was.
 

DeadlyYellow

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Minecraft is fun, but for me it paled next to Dwarf Fortress. After playing that content laden civilization sim, Minecraft just felt bland and lonely. Mining never held interest for long due to the lack of variety and interesting things to find. Building only carried so far before you just wound up with a series of empty rooms and corridors, which could be spruced up slightly if there was any furniture that could be made.

Those animals also get annoying. You can build a fort in the middle of the ocean and animals still flock to you like you're some incarnation of Moses.
 

minus_273c

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Rikortez said:
I really need to give this minecraft a try, its just...that paying for a beta..., oh well.
Exactly... the fact that I'm paying for an unfinished product is a little screwed up in my opinion. At least release some sort of a "demo" version where we can try it out first, where like after 1 day you lose all your progress unless you buy the thing. $20 - $30 for this seems a little excessive to me.
Survival Multiplayer is in beta, and it's running fine. By which I mean I'm dying about as much as I use to in single player. I play it as a sort of pot-holing/survival-horror mutant. With a castle base. Mk 2.
 

C95J

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viking97 said:
awesomeness beyond words.
i wish i had some actual creative talent, then maybe i could get into mincraft, and i'd probably have a lot of fun too.
same, I can play it. But I always repetitively restart my worlds, because my imagination is terrible when it comes to creating and building. Still a good game though, and a brilliant video :)
 

ChaoticKraus

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He nailed the essence of minecraft.

I really should study but i'm decorating my underwater Nether Portal glasshouse with lava rivers and working on my rafthouse.
 
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I had a feeling he'd like it. I used to play constantly, but then kinda just stopped. I think I am going to get back into it now.

I think I am just too afraid to turn the monsters on and explore at risk of losing my house D:

Also one of the best things about ZP is reading the comments of the people who post before watching the video.
 

WOPR

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Wolfy2449 said:
Never liked minecraft, really reminded me of facebook applications that socially oblige you to do repetitive pointless stuff both cant be called games

For me its just a typical application that give people the power they dont have in real life, and its the same as real life lego but with zombies...
Seriously, i am too old to play with legos xD
I didn't like it either and I'm still being told by the fanboys (yes I REALLY mean that movie bob) that "OH WELL YOU HATE MINECRAFT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO IMAGINATION!"

...to which I remind them of everything I've drawn built and programmed

which leads us to douchebag argument #2 which makes NO sense at all

"Well until you can create something BETTER then minecraft and SELLS better then you still have no imagination!"

...so wait

for making games from scratch that aren't very popular
I'm less imaginative
then the person that makes a giant dick out of bricks?

whatever...
**continues to make 3D models to import into a first person shooter he's making**

(PS: stupid recaptcha!)
 

WOPR

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Jabberwock xeno said:
Seems like a game i'd like.

Is it free, does it have a demo?
no it's not free
it's price keeps going up

there is no "demo" but there is a creative mode

unlimited bricks of verying colors and a giant open world to build in

just google search "minecraft classic" if you have any interest
 

WOPR

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sketchesofpayne said:
Playing Minecraft just makes me want to go play Dwarf Fortress.
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/
*high-fives*

now if only I could play dwarf fortress properly...

have any texture/graphic packs?
the '.' and ',' everywhere get annoying when I'm trying to tell one type from the other
 

halkun

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Yay! A Minecraft review.

For those interested.

[http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/1862/saucer1.jpg]

[http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/3343/suce2.jpg]

The Enterprise-D (Which has almost 3 Million views on Youtube) is coming along nicely. We are on deck 10 :D