Zero Punctuation: NeverDead

Infernai

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Soviet Heavy said:
Anyone getting audio problems with this episode? My right ear feels lonely.
Hmm, it might be your head-phones. Some of the head-phones i've had sometimes fail in one ear after a period time, and is normally an indication that they're 'on their way out'.
 

Soviet Heavy

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Infernai said:
Soviet Heavy said:
Anyone getting audio problems with this episode? My right ear feels lonely.
Hmm, it might be your head-phones. Some of the head-phones i've had sometimes fail in one ear after a period time, and is normally an indication that they're 'on their way out'.
Fucks sakes not again. I just bought these a month ago.
 

Hiroshi Mishima

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A character who can't die, action-packed combat, lots of fun puzzles.. that would be a great game. Except then they would go and add in bullshit to "balance" the fact that you can't die, and I would instantly not want anything to do with it.

I with people would quit bitching about games being "too easy", cause as far as I'm concerned I'd much rather play an "easy" game than one I'll never beat cause there will inevitably be "that one area" that'll cause so much frustration and rage I would rather slit my own throat with the disc than be arsed to continue playing. Well, that and people seem to have a very loose idea of what "easy" actually means, these days.

Like Yahtzee said, good ideas poorly implemented. Enjoyed the review, too. The game reminded me of Plok and Decap Attack. I haven't played those in ages.
 

Britisheagle

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I love these reviews and find the guy more than a little bit funny but Gears of War is not bad!

That being said he is funny none the less and have a hard time disagreeing with his reviews, bar that one of course!

Great as ever.
 

Geisterkarle

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Ok, which company is big into sack-selling?
Because its stock market is going to be through the roof!
 

DanHibiki

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Qitz said:
I remember a game like this that was called Stubbz The Zombie. That game was great, this one, eh.
oh man Stubs... gotta appreciate a game with a pissing mini game.
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Neverheard of this game. Sounds like it would be better if it were Nevermade.
and the pun of the week award goes to you 8D

Seriously, tho, game, not impressive at all, review very impressive.
I mean... NO leper jokes? Astounding
 

Cid Silverwing

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Was Yahtzee serious about the Title Scream?

Because if he was, then Resident Evil has officially infected other developers with its virus.
 

rembrandtqeinstein

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That review made me want to play it. Unique gameover mechanisms other than health bar/escort are what make gameplay fun.

But this apparently has an escort which is sad.
 

Farther than stars

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Palademon said:
"Get in the fucking sack"

Reminds me of Dara O'Briain.
That was the first thing I thought of as well. And Yahtzee being British I'd say that was suspiciously like Dara O'Briain. But he, in turn, probably got it from someone else as well. Good material is always being "borrowed". Look at how authors borrowing heavily from Tolkien created an entire genre.
 

yeb

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The part where Yahtzee described the game mechanics (first time hearing about this game for me, don't really follow new releases) made it sound like one of the fun hypothetical proof-of-concept games from his XP columns, I was actually kind of surprised that no one in the comments has mentioned the same notion yet. However, if the execution does suck, I guess all we can hope for is some eventual sequel or prequel or remake that's better, and the very fact of the game not being that good makes this less likely.
 

-Dragmire-

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Hmmm... I'm more intrigued about this Decap Attack some people seem to know of.
 

wintercoat

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But can you rip your own arm off and beat things to death with it?If you could do that, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't care much about the bad points. I'd be having too much fun.
 

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Farther than stars said:
Palademon said:
"Get in the fucking sack"

Reminds me of Dara O'Briain.
That was the first thing I thought of as well. And Yahtzee being British I'd say that was suspiciously like Dara O'Briain. But he, in turn, probably got it from someone else as well. Good material is always being "borrowed". Look at how authors borrowing heavily from Tolkien created an entire genre.
Or indeed how Tolkien was influenced by various things (like as national epics and such).

But indeed, when he got to the sack analogy, I went "We've been watching a little Dara O'Briain, have we?". Which, in turn isn't necessarily a bad thing. Dara is a brilliant comedian, probably one of my favourites of all time. And he likes video games too!