Zero Punctuation: Ninja Gaiden 3
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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"Top half making escape attempts." Oh god, I shouldn't laugh as much as I did.
But yeah, the game was easier compared to the others.
But yeah, the game was easier compared to the others.
There's a Ninja Gaiden 3?
Also, one would think that cape would have been more of a liability at this point.
Also, one would think that cape would have been more of a liability at this point.
So the first part of the game is about a cockney millitia group kidnaping and tourturing David Cameron? Sign me up! ...What do you mean they're the bad guys?
the image of David Cameron with a bullet through his head is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen 
"So imagine how bad it looks AFTER he gets cursed"
I think i laughed way harder at that than i really should have. I blame the "teehee, i made a funny" noise that followed >_>
I think i laughed way harder at that than i really should have. I blame the "teehee, i made a funny" noise that followed >_>
There is no such thing as Team Ninja anymore, it's only comprised of a bunch of drek lacking direction. Guess people ought to be sending Sakamoto apology letters and a box of chocolates for their criticisms of Other M
That was my thought when I read the title too.The Gentleman said:
Anyway a Ninja Gaiden game being too easy, now that's just disgraceful.
It really is sad. I was excited to hear that they made another Ninja Gaiden because I loved 1 and 2. I loved the challenge of them, but no, they had to go soft and make this one more accessible to the every-gamer. Fuck Team Ninja.
Huh, no mention on how the game trys to make you feel sorry for killing everyone? And all the terrorist shout out lines like "I dont want to die" when you wound them? And then story then just abandons it about half way? To me thats what really irrated me.
I've been hearing the game's new producer is pretty much a hack and made several bad decisions. Who decides to get rid of almost everything implimented in the past two games like multiple weapons and enemys, buying items and upgrading, non regenerating health, all the gore, and all the challange? Sure the first guy might of been a pervert and had all the female characters barly dressesd, but at least he knew how to make a good game. This game overall is actually good, but not by the previous NG standards.
Also I hear you can use the PS3's Sixaxis to freely jiggle the melons on that one female ninja mentioned.
I've been hearing the game's new producer is pretty much a hack and made several bad decisions. Who decides to get rid of almost everything implimented in the past two games like multiple weapons and enemys, buying items and upgrading, non regenerating health, all the gore, and all the challange? Sure the first guy might of been a pervert and had all the female characters barly dressesd, but at least he knew how to make a good game. This game overall is actually good, but not by the previous NG standards.
Also I hear you can use the PS3's Sixaxis to freely jiggle the melons on that one female ninja mentioned.
Urgh...
Again, it seems that Kid Icarus: Uprising, the game that is actually a challenge and takes good aspects from past games, has been passed up for a simple game about a ninja wearing the most improbable sneaky suit possible.
Please Yahtzee, please, review Kid Icarus soon! I don't care if you disagree with me and criticize it to the point that all that's left is its little golden laurel and a blood stain, I just want someone to recognize the game for pete's sake!
Again, it seems that Kid Icarus: Uprising, the game that is actually a challenge and takes good aspects from past games, has been passed up for a simple game about a ninja wearing the most improbable sneaky suit possible.
Please Yahtzee, please, review Kid Icarus soon! I don't care if you disagree with me and criticize it to the point that all that's left is its little golden laurel and a blood stain, I just want someone to recognize the game for pete's sake!
It's especially funny because he did pronounce it properly in his Ninja Gaiden 2 review.Qitz said:
Yahtzee forgot to mention the part where you crouch behind cover and toss shurikens at anyone who pops up from behind opposing cover.
Kind of figured Yahtzee was going to hate it. All I've seen in terms of feedback for Ninja Gaiden 3 is that it is awful.