Alrighty...I officially need a Fangirl Card. Yahtzee just ripped me a new one, and I love him all the more for it.
Please print cards, ASAP.
Please print cards, ASAP.
I'm not sure how this will work, but I think it's cool enough to try. I'm gonna use Alakazam firstprofpeanut said:I was expecting Yahtzee to review Pokemon someday...Diamond/Pearl and HeartGold/SoulSilver were probably way too samey-samey for him anyway to have made an enjoyable review.
Let's play a game: I've got a Gengar here, moves, stats, teammates and items all set up. Pick a Pokemon and try counter it.Caliostro said:All those arguments come down to the same: a lot of pokemons with a lot of moves.
Now let's remove the pokemons and moves that are basically useless, the exact same thing, work fundamentally the same way, or are countered the same way.
...woops.
Double woops once you consider playing the same person a second time. Surprise element's gone. Now even if you have millions of pokemons it's irrelevant. You know what your opponent has.
Triple woops: There's only one pokemon active at any one time.
That said, all of that would be very relevant, if it wasn't a spread sheet nonetheless. A very big spreadsheet. But a spreadsheet nonetheless. The match is decided before it starts... Except for the very bane of a good player's existence, the good'ol random factor. Isn't it nice when an attack just suddenly fails, fucking you over royally, due to a random statistic? Yeah. Pokemon seems saturated with that... "True" comp games eliminate random as much as possible. This isn't even like card games where you need the "random" factor of the draw... It's just there to fake some depth.
But hey, if you enjoy it, that's cool. The idea of competitive pokemon to me is akin to competitive rock, paper and scissors
Not sure what the other guys are saying, but basically, you implicitly stated that the games do not have a lot of strategy involved because you beat the games at a young age. You also stated that if the games did, you would be some kind of genius for doing so. But your opinion is mainly formed from the fact you only played the story, and not battles with other people, so I showed a video of an actual battle where strategy does make an appearance and sarcastically said that if you had the capacity to perform what the guy in the video did, why are you in this forum instead of doing better things with your insanely high intelligence?Coldster said:Okay, what did you seriously mean by that? That I, right now am six years old?! No, but what mean is that when I first played Pokemon Blue I was six years old and was able to beat it. Therefore, the strategic part of Pokemon is obviously not hard if could do it at such a young age. I haven't bought the last 3 generations of Pokemon (Black/white, HG/SS, and Platinum) because I realized that it is the same game as before with minor improvements. Yes Pokemon is still a good game but I don't think it is meant to be played seven generations in a row.TerranReaper said:If you did this at the age of 6, what are you doing slumming around here?Coldster said:Ha! If there actually was alot of strategy involved with Pokemon then I was a genius when I was six.LeonLethality said:In Pokemon you have six Pokemon, each with an ability, stats and four moves. with nigh infinite combinations. There is a huge amount of strategy involved, who to lead with, whatCaliostro said:In chess both players have 16 pieces, and a 64 square board, with very specific movement constraints for each piece.Dreiko said:So chess or any card game in general is something nobody can be serious about?
Gotta inform all those people who actually are serious about those things, quick, run!
In card games, the ones taken seriously that I can remember at least, the players hands aren't showing.
Pokemon is like a chess match with 2 lanes and 1 queen each, or a poker game where everyone's hands are showing. It's not "strategy", it's memorizing a spread sheet.
moves to give a Pokemon to counter its weakness, how one Pokemon in a team can compliment another, how to counter someone who has their bases covered as well, what EVs to give to a Pokemon. There is a lot more strategy to a Pokemon battle than there is to Chess. Go in to a competitive battle without any strategy and watch how well your spread sheet memorization works.
My Captcha says "Boose laser". What is that supposed to mean?
There are moves that have a certain amount of accuracy and power to them. Most people would opt for the more accurate but weaker attacks than the less accurate but more powerful. Crits are a problem, but simulators remove them to remove elements of luck. Also, moves that rely on luck such as double team that increase evasiveness or decrease accuracy are banned in competitive play. When you factor in things such as predictions and indications of how the other person's pokemon are set up based on items and moves, it leaves very little to chance. And that's disregarding damage calculations.Nazulu said:I wouldn't call it the deepest when it's based on luck as well. Missing the punch and getting critical hits in is still all chance.Onyx Oblivion said:Do you know what Pokemon REALLY is?Falseprophet said:Pokemon is now the middle school version of COD and Halo?Onyx Oblivion said:Besides, "catching them all" is no longer viable...or even the point, really. It's all about competitive play, with the advent of wi-fi in D/P/P.
It's secretly the deepest competitive strategy game ever.
IT HAS TIER LISTS
http://www.smogon.com/dp/articles/intro_comp_pokemon
Pokemon indeed calls for a lot more strategic planning than most people think. At least in competitive play. But chess definitely is the more strategically and tactically demanding game.LeonLethality said:In Pokemon you have six Pokemon, each with an ability, stats and four moves. with nigh infinite combinations. There is a huge amount of strategy involved, who to lead with, what moves to give a Pokemon to counter its weakness, how one Pokemon in a team can compliment another, how to counter someone who has their bases covered as well, what EVs to give to a Pokemon. There is a lot more strategy to a Pokemon battle than there is to Chess. Go in to a competitive battle without any strategy and watch how well your spread sheet memorization works.
either A, you dident play the game, or B, you rushed though it without reading dialog. The game has a preety good story if your willing to forgive its faults.Primus1985 said:Nintendo game...Plot??? Since when?Brad Shepard said:wish we could have heard about how he felt about the plot, but ah well, shit happens.
It's been shown consistantly throughout the anime guns do infact exist. In the episode "The Legend of Dratini" the Safari Zone warden points a gun at Ash's head. In the episode "Here Comes the Squirtle Squad" the shop owners point their guns at Ash after just getting robbed by Team Rocket (who themselves used a bazooka not too long before that).Blitzwing said:The fan base has a theory on that. Guns don?t exist, think about it, once people figured out how to tame creatures that could cause earthquakes or shoot lighting why would anyone need guns?Flare Phoenix said:The bigger question is why they use Pokemon at all when bullets would seem far easier and less hassle.ItsAPaul said:Was kinda waiting for him to address the "why don't the bad guys just use 40 pokemon each" thing since they're breaking the law everywhere else, but good overall. It really hasn't changed, though thanks for the heads up on the electric gym.
Oh god, I hated that! I was go glad when I'd found out they removed it when I bought Soul Silver!Onyx Oblivion said:....infinite item bag after R/B/Y's STUPID limit...
Gengar fires off a Shadow Ball. There's only two ways Alakazam can win here (since you didn't give me any stats or items to work with):Falcon123 said:I'm not sure how this will work, but I think it's cool enough to try. I'm gonna use Alakazam first
He made some good points, but did anyone notice he complained about how his elementally diverse team made the game too easy, and then proceeded to complain about the gym being too hard?Onyx Oblivion said:You got your game strategy thrown off by EMOLGA enough to complain about it? Pokemon wasn't EASY enough for you that a Gym Leader you COULDN'T sweep with one move is a negative point against it?
The bane of Yahtzee's existence.
Besides, "catching them all" is no longer viable...or even the point, really. It's all about competitive play, with the advent of wi-fi in D/P/P.
And the game has changed a lot. The basic 8 gyms, 4 moves per pokemon, Rock/Paper/Scissors combat system hasn't. But the other mechanics have.
From the infinite TM use of B/W, to the infinite item bag after R/B/Y's STUPID limit, to the addition of Abilites in Gen 3, The Special split in Gen 2, the Special/Physical MOVE split in Gen 4, and even the removal/addition of new HMs for world exploration, to the key item mapping for easy Bike use.
Lol, you certainly know your shit, or are at least well versed it teh googlezprofpeanut said:Gengar fires off a Shadow Ball. There's only two ways Alakazam can win here (since you didn't give me any stats or items to work with):Falcon123 said:I'm not sure how this will work, but I think it's cool enough to try. I'm gonna use Alakazam first
1. Alakazam poured all his EV stats into HP and Special Defense, surviving the hit and OHKO-ing with Psychic. Since Alakazam is the poster boy for "glass cannon", that's unlikely.
2. Alakazam also has a Choice Scarf. Normally, he outspeeds Gengar and can hit first, but Gengar is Scarfed.
Most other scenarios, Gengar OHKOs. But it all depends on what the other player put on the Alakazam, yes? You'd think all Alakazams would be Scarfed then, but being locked down into using only one attacking move is just Sucker Punch (read: a powerful Dark-type move that always hits first, but only works if the foe attacks as well) bait. And you won't know if your opponent even carries the move or went with Crunch instead.
Here's another team, and another Gengar. Try beat this one.
Nobody likes a fanboy.danpascooch said:He made some good points, but did anyone notice he complained about how his elementally diverse team made the game too easy, and then proceeded to complain about the gym being too hard?
So the game is simultaneously stupidly easy, and frustratingly hard? Come on Yahtzee.