Zero Punctuation: Prototype

[S-Unleashed]

This one made me lol. I still hate ZP so I give it a -1.

 

[AkJay]

THAT WASN'T A FUCKING REVIEW! he was just comparing Prototype to Infamous, a review he ALREADY DID LAST WEEK! he barely reviewed Prototype, but i guess it's hard to do when he is down on the ground licking Infamous' balls.

 

[Hallow'sEve]

LOL
Emo Peter Pan
Mr. Bean as a mass murderer
Dahmer
ahhh...good times

Im my opinion though, Prototype > inFamous (unless Cole looks better in a bra)

 

[The Great JT]

Godo stuff.

And Mr. Bean as a mass murderer...love it.

 

[Hallow'sEve]

THAT WASN'T A FUCKING REVIEW! he was just comparing Prototype to Infamous, a review he ALREADY DID LAST WEEK! he barely reviewed Prototype, but i guess it's hard to do when he is down on the ground licking Infamous' balls.

God forbid you don't watch it if you don't like it.

 

[Jaebird]

I would assume Alex Mercer would look good in a bra, considering he can just absorb some bikini model =P

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

I really hope that the developers actually send Yahtzee some pictures.

 

[LazyAza]

Meh both games are craptastic imo, people should go buy Red Faction instead. Its on both systems and is a hell of alot more fun.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

"Eat and old man, take his appearance, climb up the tallest building, then elbow drop 200 stories down onto his confused wife."
GREATEST. IDEA. EVER. Gonna go do that now.

Oh, hilarious review as always by Yahtzee.

One more thing, props to Prototype for including the elbow drop and the rock bottom in the game.

 

[Macar]

I will be very ammused if one of the developers takes Yahtzee up oh the bra challenge

 

[undeadfly]

Funny review! Though im still not quite sure I want to buy it. Though shape shifting and framing other people for shape shifting sounds like devilishly evil fun.

 

[AkJay]

THAT WASN'T A FUCKING REVIEW! he was just comparing Prototype to Infamous, a review he ALREADY DID LAST WEEK! he barely reviewed Prototype, but i guess it's hard to do when he is down on the ground licking Infamous' balls.

God forbid you don't watch it if you don't like it.

..How do i know i don't like it if i don't watch it to begin with? that's like saying i hate Ramen noodles even though i have never tried them, and i love Ramen Noodles.

 

[Bootkiller]

THAT WASN'T A FUCKING REVIEW! he was just comparing Prototype to Infamous, a review he ALREADY DID LAST WEEK! he barely reviewed Prototype, but i guess it's hard to do when he is down on the ground licking Infamous' balls.

God forbid you don't watch it if you don't like it.

No kidding! Why is it that people whine more than emo Peter Pan when Yahtzee doesn't do a review the exact same way that he has done others? Isn't the change nice to have? And besides, since when has Yahtzee done a review the way most other reviewers do (ex. numbered scores)?

On another note, I thought it was interesting that Yahtzee specified that they send pictures of the guys in womens' bras, as opposed to say, mens' bras. With all of the obese people out there, I would assume that they would probably exist.

 

[Bob_F_It]

Thankyou for that; I was having trouble telling the difference between the two.

 

[Oneirius]

I think the "Prototype VS Infamous debate" should have been some sort of "special" episode. Definining it as a review is not right. It was not a review of Prototype.

 

[oneshotfinchy]

I've played both and agree with hhim on almost every point.
I also ROFL'd about three times.
So yeah he makes up for phoning it in last week.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

HAHAHAHA! Another great review by Yahtzee!

 

[Odoylerules360]

Bullshit! he played prototype on easy and not all the way through! On normal you have to charge up the tentacle (takes way too long) 4 times to kill anything meaningful, and you usually get hit with homing rockets while you're doing it (turning you into a rag-doll for 5 secs). Also later in the game you fight bullshit mutants, who look like fat guys in grey spandex, follow you, automatically detect you, and take half your life by giving you a bear hug. Also, doing anything takes way too long.

 

[Vendor Xeno]

This was actually exactly the review I wanted to see, and it covered exactly the contrasts I was interested in learning about. Furthermore, it was also the critical, "Did Prototype have enough good points to get Yahtzee to say anything positive about it," and it did! FOR THE WIN!

Haha, I kid (OR DO I)

 

[sazzrah]

Seemed to be a bit of a cop out review really, I know it would have created a tidal wave of fanboy rage if you had suggested one was better than the other, but I think if that was really an issue then Prototype should of had it's own review completely seperate from inFamous.

Nevertheless, it was still entertaining, I personally prefer inFamous simply because the story is compelling and the comic book design is an interesting storytelling format. Also, the amount of blood and carnage in Prototype is ridiculous; I was looking forward to Prototype until I saw that aspect of it. I've played Prince of Persia The Warrior Within and had no problem with blood usage in that game - so I don't consider myself to be a prude - but Prototype takes it over the top, and the massacre of innocent people doesn't quite work for me.