Zero Punctuation: Risen 2: Dark Waters

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Volstag9

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That ending video was amazing. I just have to say it.

Oh yes... and the rest was good too.
 

Grimh

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Ah man, now I have to watch The Pirates of Dark Waters.

What time is it!?

Nostalgia time!

Ah man, now I have to watch Adventure Time!.
 

UtterTramp

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Holy cow. Tune the f**** intro music down. Seriously. The volume levels are ridiculous in this. I have to turn it down every time I start it. Not fun.
Other than that I had a good laugh. Good job Yahtzee!:)
 

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Yathzee is good when your sober, when drunk he's just brilliant and impossible to not laugh at when hearing....

OK I'm wasted, so what is the difference between wasted and drunk? ;-)

On the review quality and game I have no idea I might get back to you when I sobered up for minimum 10h...
 

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Tharwen said:
Terramax said:
Great ending Yahtzee. Some game developer really does need to hire you as a writer/ voice actor for their games.
Did you read the thing about him being considered as a writer for Duke Nukem Forever?
Nope. Sounds like a good idea though.
 

WhichDoctor

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I've played the Risen 1 demo, shame it doesn't seem like they solved any of the problems that game had in the new one. Makes me wonder what they spent all the time on.
 

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Terramax said:
Tharwen said:
Terramax said:
Great ending Yahtzee. Some game developer really does need to hire you as a writer/ voice actor for their games.
Did you read the thing about him being considered as a writer for Duke Nukem Forever?
Nope. Sounds like a good idea though.
WELL NOW YOU CAN

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/9002-Yahtzee-Could-Have-Written-Duke-Nukem-Forever
 

Taronus

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Am I the only one who enjoyed the game? I found the training system very fitting for the theme since it made you go out and explore the world and seek treasure in order to train, it is a pirate game after all; and the gothic series is known for its open world. Really it has the same problems as the rest of the series, basically, if you don't like the Gothic/Risen games you most likely wont like this one and hard combat is almost one of their features.
As for the dodge I didn't care much since I got rifle training and everything got easier.
 

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Amaror

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WhichDoctor said:
I've played the Risen 1 demo, shame it doesn't seem like they solved any of the problems that game had in the new one. Makes me wonder what they spent all the time on.
Maybe because what you call "problems", the piranha bites fanbase either doesn't care about or is a feature for them. Like making the game not too easy.
But i will say that Risen 2 is worse than Risen 1. They just copied the fighting system in many ways and fucked the combat system up big time by removing shields as a defense against animals.
 

mjc0961

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Holy shit, I never thought I'd see the day. Someone made the Half-Life intro not suck massive donkey dicks. Bravo, Yahtzee, bravo.
 

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DVS BSTrD said:
HO-LLY-SHIT! Did I just witness the return of 'Intro Sequence Theatre'?
I think we might just be...

puts on sunglasses

...At World's End!
Wait... YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S MORE LIKE THIS?! :O TO THE INTERNET!