Zero Punctuation: Risen 3: Titan Lords - Pirate ArrrrRPG

[thy beachwear zones]

This is a weird coincidence, because I was recently saying to someone that there should be more RPGs based on history, and more RPGs in which you fight monkeys.

 

[mrdude2010]

For future reference, "splicing the mainbrace" can either refer to a difficult and dangerous ship repair job, or getting drunk to celebrate something, depending on the context.