Zero Punctuation: Skate 2

[stevetastic]

damn
i didn't laugh once sorry
also you can change the camera angle in the menu and there is a section in the tricks menu which tells you terms of skating and finally why didn't he pick on the most obvious and worst problem with the game the god awful on-foot sections with the worst controlls evar.

 

[Jimmyjames]

...why didn't he pick on the most obvious and worst problem with the game the god awful on-foot sections with the worst controlls evar.

In all fairness, probably because it is a skateboarding game, not a "walk around on foot" game. The walking gets a pass because it's meant to be a "walk up the stairs" mechanic. If you're running around everywhere, you're kinda missing the point of the game.

 

[Happysmiley]

Great review! Rofl ^_^

 

[Arionis]

Is anyone else seeing the posts put on probation are comments saying along the lines "Good work" ? o0

 

[westx207]

These ads get more invasive every week!

 

[polygon]

Damn. And hear I was hoping that horrific abomination of an intro was gone for good.

 

[thefrizzlefry]

I made the mistake of trying to watch it in class.
I was still laughing when the teacher was lecturing me for goofing off during class.

 

[henrebotha]

Shit, I love the occasional Dune references.

 

[Destroy Gundam]

Reviewing a sports game was an unexpected move. I can honestly say that I never expected this.

That Imp must really spend a lot of time on games like this to get that many points.

 

[Wounded Melody]

Funny as always although I do have one complaint.

Why did you lump Christians in with white supremacists and child molesters? As an asian father it's rather insulting to have my religion placed in such company.

I don't think that was his intention at all. He was just pointing out the "themes" of 3 random games...

 

[out0v0rder]

Yahtzee is a little confused. Skate 2 is pretty US Centric and thus from a country with NO free health care.

...which I guess goes to show exactly how retarded American skaters are.

Its funny because arguably the BEST skaters are from America.

 

[Jorw]

Green Grass and High Tides.

I can get five stars on it on Expert.

 

[Sah_Kuh]

What I don't get is why people whine about be insulted by the comedians THEY WATCH. If you don't like him, don't watch him, and really don't say you got offended by a comedian on his turf. The only reason it's okay for Yahtzee to be so offensive, even to specific groups, is because he doesn't hide the jokes when the joked about come around. If you can't tell a joke in one place, you can't tell it anywhere.

Too bad about those people who got banned, but as usual, a great five minutes of fun.

 

[Captain-Matt]

Random point I know, but that was a Fiat Punto... not a Bravo.

Yeah I'm a car geek but Yahtzee hardly ever mentions cars, so I might as well jump on his wrong words XD

Loved the Dune reference anyway

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

This one was pretty good, but in some points it was quite difficult to understand what he was saying (I mean even more difficult than usual). I've never understood the point of skating or games about it either.

 

[M4rsch]

Bad Yahtzee!
Go review some of the games anybody actually cares about. And please review them and don't just dissolve our ears in a bubble of babble next time

'Twas funny though. Even if i missed the intro and it lacked a review.

 

[NOOBSAUCE]

Good to know that theres another skater game on the market to keep them from faceplanting into my car. thx yahtzee

 

[Neimo]

How about changing the forum system so it auto-bans posters during the first so many minutes as set by a moderator. Don't show the posts so there's no satisfaction. However, put the posts into a "review queue" and if they're legitimate posts, unban the posters and the comments post normally.

 

[Zand88]

Can someone tell me what he says at "a kid in a ____ play"?

 

[Doug]

Can someone tell me what he says at "a kid in a ____ play"?

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