Zero Punctuation: Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions
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One of the few times I've ever commented on a ZP video, just to say that
"... this game sounded spread so thin, that if it had arrived on a sandwich it would essentially be bread."Is one of the best lines from him in a while.
I heard it, paused for a second, and then burst into laughter. I'm not even sure why it's so funny to me, but still.
"... this game sounded spread so thin, that if it had arrived on a sandwich it would essentially be bread."Is one of the best lines from him in a while.
I heard it, paused for a second, and then burst into laughter. I'm not even sure why it's so funny to me, but still.
Did you actually watch the video? I don't think he had one good thing to say about the game other than "the Deadpool part was alright."HotFezz8 said:
Spiders are slow? Probably you are thinking about those big New Worl tarantulas, or orb-weawers in which case, true.
But most spiders, especially the smaller ones and/or those that don't use webs to catch their prey are very agile.
So, in other words, I have lost all my respect for you for this mistake, Mr. Yahtzee.
As for Spider-man, I do recall playing some game way back that was good.
But most spiders, especially the smaller ones and/or those that don't use webs to catch their prey are very agile.
So, in other words, I have lost all my respect for you for this mistake, Mr. Yahtzee.
As for Spider-man, I do recall playing some game way back that was good.
He didn't give a single positive remark so I'd say no...HotFezz8 said:
Seeing as you are apparently the kind of person who buys things based upon others opinions other than your own you can give all your money to me if you like.
Mostly, although I find them a lot less funny if I have played the game as I know what points he is making and usually disagree with them. It's easier to laugh when you don't know whether it's bullshit said for laughs or is a genuine criticism that is exaggerated.Duffeknol said:
Marvel reminds me of our my favourite old-school heroes and Star wars.
Series need to end eventually... like george lucas, STOP BEATING THE DEAD HORSE!!!
people are begging for the Mario series to die and I'm pretty sure a lot of people have arleady gone ahead and put flowers on Sonic's gravestone.
Marvel already went through the trouble of sniping Captain America. I'm says Spidy needs an end like that, but he has been aroudn since the 50s-60s. I also don't mind them re-telling the stories from time to time, (If they remade Super Mario Brothers, the first one, I'd be ok with it) but maybe some of these other long-running series need to be laid to rest?
Series need to end eventually... like george lucas, STOP BEATING THE DEAD HORSE!!!
people are begging for the Mario series to die and I'm pretty sure a lot of people have arleady gone ahead and put flowers on Sonic's gravestone.
Marvel already went through the trouble of sniping Captain America. I'm says Spidy needs an end like that, but he has been aroudn since the 50s-60s. I also don't mind them re-telling the stories from time to time, (If they remade Super Mario Brothers, the first one, I'd be ok with it) but maybe some of these other long-running series need to be laid to rest?
I knew they would try to rip off Batman as soon as I heard it's not free roaming game any more. And I knew it would suck.
Oh look, another religion basher >_> How original.Draconalis said:
Anyways, good review, wasn't really expecting much from this game, I really don't see how they haven't just continued making them like Spiderman 2, that was one of the best games I've ever played.
You are asking the wrong person. Go watch a "proper reviewer" if you want to get an idea of "how good" a game is rather than just a stream of constant and amusing cynicism and vagina jokes. Yahtzee pretty much exists to take the piss out of 95% of games.HotFezz8 said:
First of all I don't get why people act so shock when Yahtzee bashes religion, yeah its in poor taste but thats 90% of his gimmick (making jokes that are in most cases in really poor taste)
Hell he bases his entire show on the fact the he is arguably the only mainstream reviewer who bases his show on shock value instead of um....... real gaming reviews, He is basically the court jester of the games industry and thats why people like him, I know thats why I like him.
also I still don't get the whole Spider-man 2: The Movie: The Game thing and why so many people prise it, come on it was just another shitty movie tie-in with one (and only one) somewhat interesting gimmick, for me that cel-shaded Ultimate Spider-man game was better in every single way.
Hell he bases his entire show on the fact the he is arguably the only mainstream reviewer who bases his show on shock value instead of um....... real gaming reviews, He is basically the court jester of the games industry and thats why people like him, I know thats why I like him.
also I still don't get the whole Spider-man 2: The Movie: The Game thing and why so many people prise it, come on it was just another shitty movie tie-in with one (and only one) somewhat interesting gimmick, for me that cel-shaded Ultimate Spider-man game was better in every single way.
his final comment was a bit disconcerting for me, as once i was in a battle with a spider so fierce that i now firmly believe spiderman is underpowered.
EDIT: Seriously! I will never look at spiders the same way again!
That thing could jump like the face suckers from Alien, and the number of legs isn't helping the mental imagery.
EDIT: Seriously! I will never look at spiders the same way again!
That thing could jump like the face suckers from Alien, and the number of legs isn't helping the mental imagery.