Zero Punctuation: Splatterhouse

Onyx Oblivion

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I think that I'll just go play Madworld again.

Or at least wait for this to hit the bargain bin. I mean, I got Madworld for basically nothing and had a decent time.
 

Tonimata

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Nice review, but is there really a point in reviewin games other people in The Escapist have already reviewed?

I suppose Yahtzee's hatred of repetition had been crushed under the heel of corporative needs.
 

bjj hero

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I really don't like this sort of game. There are just far too many of them. Its dull. congrats for not mentioning GOW though...
 

daemon37

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I am really bummed about the reviews for this game. I know the original Splatterhouse was kinda crappy, but Splatterhouse 3 was freakin' sweet. I still have nightmares about boreworms eating my girlfriend from the inside out because of that game.

But oh well, not much I can do about it besides have more whiskey I guess.
 

Decabo

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Nice review, Yahtzee. I'm a little disappointed you never reviewed Vanquish, though.
 

i am not god

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"Always, always love you more if you finish into their face." That's the kind fo stuff we want to hear.

Seriously, I found that hilarious.
 

FudgeNukem

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Has Yahtzee been having problems with his mic? I haven't noticed. I'm not being sarcastic- I really haven't noticed at all.
 

Sacman

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Two reviews in a row mentioning Lee Drummand? I see someone has some issues they need to work out...<.<
 

lordlillen

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event made me lol still i watched other reviews and i still thought it would be sorta nice but with your verbal raiping of it now im shure its shit
 

Unhappy Crow

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Yep. It's true. The game gets repetitive with killing, QTE, and platforming full of instant death traps. Too bad. I wanted to give this game a try, but after looking at the gameplay (and ending), I'll skip it...or wait until the price drop. Either way, it's not worth full retail.

But I do admit having the original Splatterhouses included is a plus for some of that gory nostalgia.