Lasituas said:
k-ossuburb said:
Copy and paste the script used in this ZP and replace the word Splatterhouse with Duke Nukem: Forever and I don't think you'll be able to notice much difference when the real DN:F review comes around.
This Could possibly be true. But the fact that DN:F has been waited for, for so long everyone is going to love it obviously. So if people are going to love DN then why cant people like Splatterhouse? Maybe its not to everyones taste. But to some, this game could be awesome. Not that iv played it personally.. YET!
I got it a while after release, it's not that bad.
I mean, the controls are shit and make me jump into saw blade on a 2D plane, the camera has A.D.D. and prefers to swish around and look at the pictures on the wall instead of what the hell is ripping my arm off, it's got more bugs in it than Zoldar The Lizzard King's refrigerator and it does feel a little repetitive after a while, but it's a snack game.
It's not all that satisfying, it's great in small portions but horrible when you have too much and it's a nice break away from the colossal brown-tinted mega-titles we're used to, but I kinda love it for that. It's immensely flawed, I'll admit fully to that, but there's some fun to be had in it if you're willing to look past those flaws and just enjoy something that doesn't offer any more than you'd expect from it.
On a side note: shouldn't the "like God Of War, But:" label have been "Like Devil May Cry, But"? I'm sure DMC was doing this kind of thing way before God Of War popularized it.