Zero Punctuation: Splinter Cell: Conviction

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

Splinter Cell: Conviction

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Splinter Cell: Conviction.

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[Srdjan]

I knew it will be SC. Nice vid.

 

[The Zango]

Lol, its true what he says about Tom clancys involvement and the crazy plot

Please dont ban me i got like 5 RP's going

 

[shotgunjoe]

LITTLE YAHTZEE

 

[LornMind]

Wow. Nice crack at Montreal Yahtzee. While I have a completely different opinion of Conviction, it was still a funny review. And that end joke was hilarious.

 

[Kyte]

Ah another enjoyable one.

 

[The Cheezy One]

wowa lothate of america in this one

If you just ban everyone who posts in the first 5 minutes of the thread, why not just lock the thread for 5 minutes?

smart, creating a new account to say that comment
until they block your IP address completely

 

[Craftybonds]

Episode wasn't that funny, but i agreed with most everything that he said. game wasn't horrible, but it wasn't worth 60 bucks, that's for sure.

 

[Tharticus]

That was funny. Liked the American joke bit about keeping the ape.

And yes, I never find any appeal of Splinter Cell games.

 

[JaymesFogarty]

Congrats on your novel Yahtzee! Great vid too!

 

[Legion]

Fair points on the bad stuff (I actually agree with all of them pretty much) but no mention of any of the good things. I know this isn't uncommon, but still.

If you just ban everyone who posts in the first 5 minutes of the thread, why not just lock the thread for 5 minutes?

That's... actually a good point. They do it with official news stuff sometimes, where you can't comment straight away.

 

[borntowheep]

GREAT!!!

 

[Hazy]

Good review, thought it ended a tad abruptly, but it had me laughing throughout.

 

[RyoScar]

Spliter Cell isn't a good 'steath game' it's more of just a shooter with steath elements.

 

[Zombie Nixon]

In a linear stealth game, the stealthing is more like a puzzle to be solved, and it's less about skill than about figuring out what the game wants you to do. Nonlinear levels allow you to be creative.

At least that's what I think.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I hated the fact that reload was clicking in the Left Stick.

And the cover system is ripped of Ubi's own Rainbow Six Vegas. But that's a good thing.

 

[darmey]

Good video, but I'll give the novel a wide berth if you don't mind.

 

[GameGoddess101]

Awesome review. I have a friend who just sycophantically worships all things Splinter Cell, so it gets old after a while. I don't really like Hitman, though.

Either way, the whole gag with the little man on Sam Fisher's back had me in stitches. Great review, and congrats on your novel.

 

[UFriday]

Yes, made it to the first page!
If Yahtzee invaded the white house, and made a video of it....