Zero Punctuation: The E3 Trailer Park

[linkages555]

Fantastic review ..but i must diferee with yatzhee... there is no point in being pesimist if the only reward is that if the game sucks you are smart then a fanboy...another thing im always optimist about a game if they suck is not my problem...I mean are we that childlish that we have to be the guy whose says i told you so everytime your prediction work....but this is a fantastic video... lol at the *clap*clap* OI moment and the other jokes...


i think is bit silly but i wish that he review LostWinds, and Ninja Gaiden

 

[Meet_Your_Doom]

linkages555 is right. Being pessimistic makes it easier to play if the game is awful, but it also means that you turn into a miserable, grumpy computer nerd who really shouldn't waste money on games if they think they're going to hate it from the beginning. His jokes are great though!

Can't wait for next weeks review

 

[bib12342004]

nice

too many damm Sequels

 

[Cactuar213]

did you forget about Fable 2?

 

[Tumbler360]

Nice video.

Still having a terrible time loading it. Really wish you guys would get more bandwidth or put these videos out there somewhere else. Had to load 6x on a Thursday just to watch it in full.

The Clap Clap OI!!! was hilarious btw because apparently I wasn't paying attention...heh. That was fun!

 

[CrazySlyHawk]

Very nice vid!

Lol at the Gears of War2 mention!

I think I might watch that again

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I spilled my drink when I heard yahtzee say: "So, let's all jump around on the ceiling dressed like twats!". That's my favorite quote so far!! XD

 

[inthefade]

mmmm too lazy to read if everyone has been ranting about this, but I don't like the new metal intro.. makes listening to the video start and end really loudly and unpleasantly.

 

[twilight_dweller]

What? No love for MadWorld?

Feh, philistines.

 

[andomamern]

I thought you were kind of wrong with this one. There were actually a lot of interesting titles this year. Perhaps you missed them because EA was involved with the majority of them, and the recognition of creativity in EA may cause the apocalypse.

 

[yzzlthtz]

yeah, E3 seemed full of suck. i actually bothered to watch part of the sony presentation and after about 10 minutes i had had enough. what's the point of all that presentation value if you're not actually going to show anything? or the few things you do actually show are brief, meaningless, boring, janky, or some combination thereof...? i'd have gotten more out of a slide presentation with one-sheets projected onto a moldy wall in my garage.

RE5 looks pretty sweet though. i'm a sucker for some good co-op, and i played re4 until my thumbs fell off.

 

[MorganL4]

what about fable 2, and Spore Spore is new and innovative, sure its the sims meets a cvililization Diablo hybrid. but if you want to look at it that way any and all warcraft games are crappy and un original because they rip off LOTR to the enth degree

 

[Necromantic-Nerd-of-Doom]

Yahztee you should be ashamed! I've stuck by your every word and action up unto this point. I am SO ANGRY AT YOU! That was not a Magpie! How can you even broadcast that you live in aus if you don't even know what our native animals look like you twat! that was more of a Willy Wagtail than a Magpie. Perhaps you should leave the shit hole city called Sydney and spend a day in the country. Which is what every other british person does here.

No we dont. We just sit inside and watch porn and cartoons all day.


Oh and my heart has been broken by the forth Prince of Persia game. I've known about it for some months now but it just feels like a betrayal to the plot and my PS2.

 

[Valkir]

Very amusing. I'm starting to miss the individual song intros, the new music sounds a bit....fratboyish.

 

[Cycloneman]

Wow, pretty contradictory, Yahtzee. "Oh no, there are no new games, they're all sequels, unoriginal crap!" "Waah, the new Prince of Persia is different from the last one, oh noes!"

 

[Iori Branford]

Wow, pretty contradictory, Yahtzee. "Oh no, there are no new games, they're all sequels, unoriginal crap!" "Waah, the new Prince of Persia is different from the last one, oh noes!"

Clap clap, OI. "The new Prince of Persia rips off Final Fantasy 10-12."

 

[Heroic One]

I really really want Mirror's Edge to be good too.