Zero Punctuation: The E3 Trailer Park
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i love the resident evil script writers, every line is pure crap on a silver platter ^-^ the dialogue is so funny the games aren't even scary, although im not sure if they're supposed to be or not XD
fall out 3 looks good and gears 2 will probibley be ok but all i agree with yatzee alll i care about next year is watchmen movie but i am looking forward to the new kotar mmo the bioware just anounced. Of course not relley anoced the said they were making a 2 space mmos and a reporter asked if 1 would be lotar and they said simpley yes. Im so exiceted i almost starded jercking.
Yahtzee - you are by far the best reviewer of video games I've yet to see. A good friend of mine (creator of the Rated Aargh!! comic strip over at chud.com) introduced me to your website and what can I say - I'm hooked, I look forward to Wednesdays even more now and I can't wait to see the new stuff every week. Plus I have yet to be disappointed.
Anyway I just watched The E3 Trailer Park and let me just say - I am counting the seconds until your Gears of War 2 review (you should call them and get and advanced release-or just get me the number and I'll call them). You seem to be a fan of gow, if I remember from mention in previous installments. GOW carries with it a special place for me and the mrs because its actually how we met some really amazing friends - this year alone my wife and I rented a house for a week and got together with 10 xbl friends (that we met by only playing gow online). The house was out in the Outer Banks of NC and we had a solid week of gaming and beach fun bliss. This was actually the second year we'd done this, last year we had 3 awesome guys come down from PA to a different house but it was just fantastic. Then this year we had 10 people including some who flew from as far away as Ohio (10-12 hours of travel).
Anyway it was truly something special and I share only because I'm sure you can appreciate something like this. Plus I thought I'd give a shout out to let you know that I think you're doing a bang up job - keep up the good work.
Later
T
Anyway I just watched The E3 Trailer Park and let me just say - I am counting the seconds until your Gears of War 2 review (you should call them and get and advanced release-or just get me the number and I'll call them). You seem to be a fan of gow, if I remember from mention in previous installments. GOW carries with it a special place for me and the mrs because its actually how we met some really amazing friends - this year alone my wife and I rented a house for a week and got together with 10 xbl friends (that we met by only playing gow online). The house was out in the Outer Banks of NC and we had a solid week of gaming and beach fun bliss. This was actually the second year we'd done this, last year we had 3 awesome guys come down from PA to a different house but it was just fantastic. Then this year we had 10 people including some who flew from as far away as Ohio (10-12 hours of travel).
Anyway it was truly something special and I share only because I'm sure you can appreciate something like this. Plus I thought I'd give a shout out to let you know that I think you're doing a bang up job - keep up the good work.
Later
T
That's exactly what I was saying about REZ 5. Capcom: "See, we are not racist, why we just put in a half naked mulatto women as a side kick to prove it." But that's not the best part, the best part is that you STILL CANNOT MOVE AND SHOOT AT THE SAME TIME! Good thing zombies have a habit of slowing to a crawl once they get within 5 feet of you.
As for the new Prince of Persia well c'mon now I think this game might actually be quite good and the art direction is kinda cool. Since you only kinda sorta love/hated the previous PoP games I have a feeling you will feel the same with the new installment.
Star Wars: Force Unleashed is essentially Star Wars meets God of War. There, I said it first! BTW, since when did a light-saber not cut through anything like a hot knife through butter?
Fallout 3? Too much emphasis on cinematic gorey head explosions. I mean WTF are we all 13 year olds? I can just hear the shareholders now..."I know, make people's heads explode when you shoot them. Oh the kids will love it, the more gore the better. Why I can smell the suitcase of money I'll make off this game already."
Really all I wanna play is Viva Pinata 2 and LittleBigPlanet...OK and Gears Of War 2 (oh the shame!).
As for the new Prince of Persia well c'mon now I think this game might actually be quite good and the art direction is kinda cool. Since you only kinda sorta love/hated the previous PoP games I have a feeling you will feel the same with the new installment.
Star Wars: Force Unleashed is essentially Star Wars meets God of War. There, I said it first! BTW, since when did a light-saber not cut through anything like a hot knife through butter?
Fallout 3? Too much emphasis on cinematic gorey head explosions. I mean WTF are we all 13 year olds? I can just hear the shareholders now..."I know, make people's heads explode when you shoot them. Oh the kids will love it, the more gore the better. Why I can smell the suitcase of money I'll make off this game already."
Really all I wanna play is Viva Pinata 2 and LittleBigPlanet...OK and Gears Of War 2 (oh the shame!).
You do know that Fallout 3 is actually an RPG right and the only reason that the exploding heads has dominated every fucking trailer because they want to appeal to all the kids who cant concentrate for 5 minutes without shooting something? (yes i know i didn't punctuate that) Gory kills is really as important to Fallout 3 as worstershire sauce is to a grilled cheese sandwich, completely unnesecery but it makes things slightly more interesting. I'm in it for story, sidequests and the sheer bloody size of it.MorkFromOrk post=6.67283.645189 said:
would it kill capcom to put a black protagonist in resident evil 5 instead of the same damn, short, slightly spiked up, black/brown-haired white guy?? i am so fucking sick of that consistently copied protagonist!! what was the last game that had a generic black or latino guy that was the protagonist but was just a normal fucking human being without any sort of stereotypes to them. just normal with a different tint of skin color and slightly different features. is that so hard to ask for christ's fucking sake??!!??!
The PoP thing was completely true, it was one of the last great game series I've played. I can't however agree on The FFXIII thing. Yes, I'm a FF fanboy, but I don't support every game (I hated FFXI and FFXII wasn't the big gaming thrill I hoped for). I hope that when the game comes out, you'll make a review. And if you'll ever make a review of any other FF game (not likely since you hate JRPG), let it be VII cause that game was awesome! One of the few FF games I actually evolved some kind of deep emotion and thrill from, cause it puts so much feeling into it!
You do know that Fallout 3 is actually an RPG right and the only reason that the exploding heads has dominated every fucking trailer because they want to appeal to all the kids who cant concentrate for 5 minutes without shooting something? (yes i know i didn't punctuate that) Gory kills is really as important to Fallout 3 as worstershire sauce is to a grilled cheese sandwich, completely unnesecery but it makes things slightly more interesting. I'm in it for story, sidequests and the sheer bloody size of it.[/quote]
i cant agree more
i cant agree more