Zero Punctuation: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Erttheking

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Yahtzee liked it?..kind of?...well let me just look outside and...yup called it pigs are flying.
 

jawakiller

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I killed an invisible dragon once. Pulled a finisher and everything.

And I also killed an undead dragon. I stole this soul whilst he lived... Then he got up as a skeleton and tried to kill me.
 

K4RN4GE911

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I am now inclined to end every conversation I have with something random and out of the blue, followed by, "No, I don't know what I'm on about, go away!" Imagine the dumbfounded looks on those peoples faces.

OT: I haven't played the game yet, but I'm looking forward to getting it this Christmas. Glad to see that it's universally liked.
 

Enverex

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I'm still wondering why this was £22 to preorder, yet it's always been £35 on STEAM (which is apparently with £5 off!). How do they manage to sell anything?

But yes, I loved Morrowind and I loved Oblivion. I just hope Skyrim doesn't disapoint. There are so many things about it which I worry about before even playing though and that has never happened with their games in the past. Oh Bethesda, do not abandon me now...
 

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Shame Yahtzee cut down the bug story that he told on Desert Bus for Hope. The animation demonstrates it but he doesn't say it: She not only disappeared into the ground from 20 feet up, she did it in steps like she was walking down a flight of invisible and intangible stairs that started in the air and ended underground.
 

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Doom-Slayer said:
Actually watched it. And im still confused whether he liked it or not. Strangely being the magically space god I am, I havent had a single glitch or bug in the game just like Fallout3 and New vegas before the uber patchs, so I find it strange when people comment on that.

But..he was gentle to it and said he was immersed so Im not sure whether he was just forgiving the gltiches and tolerating it or genuinely liking it.
He liked it, the review might not have been particularly positive but the simple fact that he didn't say anything that bad about it proves he liked it, Yahtzee rarely praises a game even one he really enjoyed.
 

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Is it just me or did that bit about the old woman glitching sound familiar? I seem to remember someone saying something just like what Yatzee said in a thread about skyrim glitches.
 

Richardplex

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Yes! With all the food in the game and it being fairly useless, there needs to be hardcore survival mode. When the creation kit comes out, make it so mod community.
 

Aptspire

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Looks like I'll be rimming Sky this weekend
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what a whore ;)
OT, I'm fairly surprised Yahtzee didn't speak of Lydia and her doorframe blocking ways :)
 

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People always underestimate horses. Don't. They will fuck you up.

Hell, they'll fuck you up if you walk behind them without making your presence known. Rear-leg kicks hurt. Ask my dad.

If only there was a game that gave you the option of just drip-feeding potions into your veins. It'd make combat go much more smoothly.
 

Sud0_x

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Honestly can't believe our dear friend Yahtzee passed up the opportunity to troll and piss off such a large number of people.
Oh what might have been...
 

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So, paying for a horse to help you kill things is better than paying for skill points to help you kill things? I disagree, in fact I think paying for something that dies so easily to giants is not a good idea.
 

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Is it wrong that I find skyrim boring and looks ugly, say compared to batman....
 

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BlackWidower said:
HA! Fanboys prepare to weep as Yahtzee reviews your holy work! HA!
Maybe you should watch the video before posting on it next time. You might not look like such a chode.
 

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I'll be honest, until now, I didn't give a single shit about Skyrim. Now... call me intrigued. Yahtzee giving a positive review to ANYTHING not named Silent Hill 2 is rarer than a unicorn with 4 horns, so this at least deserves a closer look.

But, to be fair, this is Bethesda, makers of the buggiest games since cockroach checkers, so I'll wait a bit to give them time to sort out their patches first.
 

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The horses in this game are BOSS. I don't even have the special demon pony, normal Blackhorse kicks literal ASS. Screw you Sven, you get in the way of my flamethrower, I'll take the horse over you any day.
 

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DonTsetsi said:
So, paying for a horse to help you kill things is better than paying for skill points to help you kill things? I disagree, in fact I think paying for something that dies so easily to giants is not a good idea.
Everything dies to giants. Dragons die to giants, heck I had a giant take my dragon kill away from me because it dared chew on its precious mammoth. There's only so much AWESOMEHORSES can do.