Zero Punctuation: The Game: The Demo 2

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invorta

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Dr.Sean said:
how do i attack
Xandus117 said:
I CAN'T ATTACK!!!
This is why there is a help menu. Use it. Read the controls.

Plus, just for everyone else:- read both the FAQ and the message that is found on the help screen. It'll clear up some of your common questions/gripes.
 

invorta

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CkretAznMan said:
How about an instructions page, first?
GAH. There's a fucking help page. With instructions. There is a question mark on the main menu. Click that fucking button and read the damn page. There are 4 buttons in the entire game. It is really NOT that hard.
 

Jay Cee

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invorta said:
Jay Cee said:
It just makes you look pretentious.
As does using the word "pretentious".
Ah yes the classic "you used a word that wasn't monosyllabic I think I'll rant now" approach.
And you need to calm down with some of your posts. The game had a slightly ambiguous menu screen and people got confused, chill out.
 

invorta

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Jay Cee said:
invorta said:
Jay Cee said:
It just makes you look pretentious.
As does using the word "pretentious".
Ah yes the classic "you used a word that wasn't monosyllabic I think I'll rant now" approach.
And you need to calm down with some of your posts. The game had a slightly ambiguous menu screen and people got confused, chill out.
Ah, sorry. I apologise. Long day and all that.
 

FightThePower

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You know what would be good? If you add a really spiky wig to Yahtzee's head, then change the game from a Platformer to a JRPG. He'd love that...

Being serious for a second, I don't think Yahtzee really suits a game. But I did like the reference, particularly the 'Fuck You' button.
 

Jay Cee

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invorta said:
Jay Cee said:
invorta said:
Jay Cee said:
It just makes you look pretentious.
As does using the word "pretentious".
Ah yes the classic "you used a word that wasn't monosyllabic I think I'll rant now" approach.
And you need to calm down with some of your posts. The game had a slightly ambiguous menu screen and people got confused, chill out.
Ah, sorry. I apologise. Long day and all that.
Wow an apology on an internet forum.
THAT is why I love the escapist community!

It's like a more tolerant youtube...
Which admittedly isn't that hard.
 

Get Jiggy

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The attack button should be the 'x' key that way you can try to slip in a 'press X to not die' joke in there somewhere
 

Avida

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I freaking love that i can make both emo and j-yahtzee. But to the game, err, its pretty good, the boss fight was fun but please, please increase the range of yahtzee's weapon (pun not intended) as if you're following an enemy to kill him if he turns around is very hard to react in time. Or add a few frames of animation before they change their direction, or something. Oh and more sound effects please.
 

invorta

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Heavy_Moses said:
The attack button should be the 'x' key that way you can try to slip in a 'press X to not die' joke in there somewhere
Oh don't you worry. I've got something special planned for the Quick Time Events.
 

KingPiccolOwned

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I still say that this game needs to let you switch weapons (at least in the final release) also the attack was cool, kind of, but I was wondering if you could do a different one for special characters, like if you made goku it would be a kamehameha, or if you were cloud in the last demo his big ass sword would be used instead of a covenant beam sword. And if in one level you decide to add a gun which shoots shurikens, or any manner of shuriken at all, when you have batman they become batarangs or whatever. Also anyone who says this is too easy is trying too hard to make it feel like an old school platformer, which I am not in favor of. Also are you able to make spawn?
 

The Political Gamer

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invorta said:
Heavy_Moses said:
The attack button should be the 'x' key that way you can try to slip in a 'press X to not die' joke in there somewhere
Oh don't you worry. I've got something special planned for the Quick Time Events.
One level is only Quick Time Events?
 

gbemery

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I think the attack needs a censor bar wagglen' about...that shoots shurikens and lightning.
 

invorta

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KingPiccolOwned said:
I was wondering if you could do a different one for special characters,
There are occasional bonuses slipped in for different characters, some items contain special abilities.

I see no reason at all why it wouldn't be possible to have small changes to some of the additional items/weapons that may end up in the game. Thanks for the feedback.