EyeReaper said:I didn't play the game, but watched a friend play it, and he never used a single smokebomb, so i guess I can agree with yahtzee on how useful they are. Then again, from watching him it seems that the "stealth" in the game is completely arbitrary, as he'd just go and brick everything in the face rather than sneak anywhere.
Also, once again, since i didn't play it, can anyone tell me how joel has super hearing that let's him see through walls or whatever? or is that never explained ingame?
anyways, i liked the review, made me laugh.
I hate to be that guy, but Cordiceps is a fungus, not a plant. This is an important distinction.Mick P. said:I think the plant zombies is a fresh idea.
Nice. I'm glad to hear that.A1 said:Actually Ellie can die and she does get attacked sometimes. Sometimes an enemy will grab her and you have a limited amount of time to help before she gets killed. It's the same deal with all the other friendly AI companions you work with throughout the game. Friendly AI characters do sometimes get attacked, just not as often as the player character.
Don't worry. I primarily watch ZP for entertainment, not so much to get a serious reivew.A1 said:And for what it's worth here's my advice.
Don't take Yahtzee's "review" of this game seriously. I assure you that he does not do the game justice.
Yes, there's something Yahtzee implies which the biggest spoiler possible.TomWiley said:Alright, so before I watch this I need to know, are there any spoilers I should be concerned about?
There are quarantine zones in bigger cities and some of them have already lost their law enforcement either by getting overrun by the infected or by the people they were protecting.Theyre the ones distributing rations to the population,add corruption,greed or declining rate of incoming supplies into the mix and suddenly people wanna take over and run things their way.gjkbgt said:quote
nailbombs use scissors & explosivesTreaos Serrare said:Smoke bombs are a waste of explosives that could have been better spent on making a nail bomb.
Clickers are 50/50 on the bullshit train, for the full ride to bullshit town Look to bloaters those fuckers are hard as balls unless you know to use fire weapons(3 Molotov's usually do the trick).
Isn't that basically Yahtzee's job? I mean that's kinda what he does, and of course it's important to remember that it's always subjective on his part. I've noticed people tend to get a lot more defensive if he badmouths one of those big titles that is "critically acclaimed" that everyone seems to love. Like remember when he didn't like Super Smash Brothers Brawl and people got so angry he dedicated an episode to addressing that anger?Phearo said:I feel like this video was made just to bash the game. It's not the greatest game ever made, but what did it do to deserve such hate?
gjkbgt said:I can't be bothered to quote/snip all of you guys so if you so whatever
1) humans always have a better chance of survival in groups. Not even going to bother justifying that if you can't work out why then i don't care about your opinion
2) I'm not insanely naive I know about wars and genocide. But both of those phenomena are not due to lack of society or societal rule
the exact opposite is true in-fact. They are about the clash of two societies.
3) The point is scale. Yes less law enforcement means more criminals but major crime is 10/100 000 it'll go p to maybe 100/100 000 that's still almost nothing.
This is doubly true for murder. Crime is motivated by profit these no profit to be made from murder.
And despite what you think about evil everyman is the hero of his own storey some just think there han solo not luke skywalker.
After a zombie invasion human life becomes more treasured even to criminals.
So getting Jumped by murders ten times a mission might be necessary for gameplay but not realistic. i can suspend my disbelief for gameplay.
But when you take that unrealistic premise and try to make it poignant then in my view you can fuck off.
Sexual crime tends to go a bit mad i war-zones so it was going to explore that then ok
but somehow i doubt it
Yahtzee;'s descriptions and summaries are rarely all that accurate, which feeds my overall point that people love it when it's not about a game they like, then scream and throw poo at him for doing it when it's something they like. It's further puzzling because people beg and cajole him to do these reviews and then are...Surprised when he does it to their games. It's like, "have you ever seen a ZP review before? He's established this as his shtick a long time ago."TurkeyProphet said:I think the reason the comments are mostly negative is because it wasn't a good summary of the game and a lot of them like me assumed he would talk about the story. He has talked a lot about silent protagonists, just using crappy exposition to tell stories, using idle chatter to build characters, games just throwing characters at us and expecting us to care, bad dialogue in games, using gameplay to tell the story and the proper way to make horror survival game. He even has article recently about stealth games giving us non-violent solutions and he fawned over the storytelling technique of Spec Ops and clearly he appreciated The Walking Dead.
So here we have a game that encourages non-violent stealth, that clearly understands how to implement survival horror and can tell a story very well using techniques he has discussed and what do we get? "Naughty Dog sucks and uh... it's just a generic action adventure like Uncharted".
Ahh yes. Which usually translates into "This is a game I don't like, so it's okay."Shamanic Rhythm said:Let's not forget the classic "Yahtzee isn't a reviewer, he's a comedian, and he has to make everything seem bad because it's funny."
People tend to think Yahtzee's job is to praise the games that they love and trash the ones they don't. It's funny when it happens to Call of Duty or whatever, but don't you DARE talk about something we actually like.Strain42 said:Isn't that basically Yahtzee's job?
Well... actually none of it is murder until a judge pronounces a verdict in court, but I guess in a post-apocalyptic world that just falls under 'technicalities'.klaynexas3 said:Maybe I've been playing a fair too many games as of late, but when I'm being shot at, shooting back seems a hell of a lot less like murder than simply surviving. Hell, they even bring it up in the game; it's either this entire group of bandits or me, and knowing there are still full cities thriving, even under military rule, I have nothing against getting rid of a few murderous cocks. Killing a raider that murders, rapes, and steals everything in sight is no more of a murder than me killing those zombies, and yet we have nothing against mowing them down.
Didn't you post this same exact post, on another TLOU thread?slash2x said:Did not care for this game either. The story really just made me go WTF??? You mean to tell me that in 20 years you could not find or build a better knife? Hell use fucking rebar from one of the THOUSANDS of collapsed buildings. Hell build a spear out of the shit and keep the infected at arms length. Like these.... (Spoilered for size)
And you think after TWENTY YEARS Joel would be able to do more than 2 take-downs... He should be a hardened combat vet who should have a whole bag of moves to pick from.
And about the ending
Really? Going to take her head apart with your 20 year old equipment to get a cure?
"Hey Joel we have no real clue what it is that makes her immune. We are not even going to test her blood. We figure that taking her head off will give us the answer we need in one shot. No we do not want to take blood from her once a week for how ever many decades we could look for a cure we think doing it all in one try should give us the answer we need."
"Yes we know that her blood has the infection in it but we are not interested if she is producing antibodies for the spores or if she is fighting off the infection in another manner. Has to be her brain. Why? Fuck you that is why! If taking her head apart does give us the answers then we are just fucked, but we are confident...... Wait why are you pointing that gun at me?"
I don't honestly think that's it.Zachary Amaranth said:People tend to think Yahtzee's job is to praise the games that they love and trash the ones they don't. It's funny when it happens to Call of Duty or whatever, but don't you DARE talk about something we actually like.Strain42 said:Isn't that basically Yahtzee's job?
You're relatively new here. You'll see the pattern form in time.DrunkenMonkey said:I don't honestly think that's it.Zachary Amaranth said:People tend to think Yahtzee's job is to praise the games that they love and trash the ones they don't. It's funny when it happens to Call of Duty or whatever, but don't you DARE talk about something we actually like.Strain42 said:Isn't that basically Yahtzee's job?
(double post sorry)