hahaha was what i was doing at the back of the throat theme credits....he could of been gargling what comes out if u wank.....ive said something ben would probably say
Zero Punctuation: The Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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EA's Dragon Age Origins and Mass Effect 2 slipped your notice and I KNOW that at some point you'll end up talking about at least one of them if not both.
I think that the wii vitality sensor is the last straw for me.
here's an idea for a video game:
Salt: the Down Syndromatic Dog! who would collect chromozones thoughout feudal japan!
here's an idea for a video game:
Salt: the Down Syndromatic Dog! who would collect chromozones thoughout feudal japan!
You used to be one of my favorite hardass reviewers. Now I don't find you funny anymore. Barely entertaining, although some videos you do are better then others. What's changed? Well, you used to actually review games. You would take legitimate problems and exaggerate a little, but that's what would make it funny. Now you just hate on everything, so yeah, you've lost it for now.
This is probably one of my favorites so far, since it covers so much different ground the replay value is excellent.
Although I loved the clip as usual, I must say that you were a bit one-way-traffic in this one... I agree with you on the unintuitivity of many games that have been coming/are going to come out, but some of them you flamed in advance... I understand how upset you must be with all the shit developers have been producing over the past years, but that's just the way it is (it's the reason I stopped gaming a while ago and is the reason I'm not playing at this moment). I don't mean I dislike what you did here, but just think you should change your stance a bit on this, or you'll be left with nothing new to say in a few weeks.
In short: I hope that some decent games get released soon, so all you gamers can live your lifes happily again for some time (for a few years when it's online) and I can restart fully enjoying your MARVELous (didn't intend to remind you of the awfull comic series games they helped produce) cynicism
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My love to all...
P.S. I CREATED AN ACCOUNT JUST FOR THIS POST AGAINST ALL MY PRINCIPLES. YOU CAN VIEW THIS ACT AS A TOKEN OF MY CONCERN.
In short: I hope that some decent games get released soon, so all you gamers can live your lifes happily again for some time (for a few years when it's online) and I can restart fully enjoying your MARVELous (didn't intend to remind you of the awfull comic series games they helped produce) cynicism
.My love to all...
P.S. I CREATED AN ACCOUNT JUST FOR THIS POST AGAINST ALL MY PRINCIPLES. YOU CAN VIEW THIS ACT AS A TOKEN OF MY CONCERN.
I think you're not entirely grasping the meaning of that quote.benjtfell said:
Zero Punctuation is such a cool guy. Kills the E3 hype and doesn't afraid of anything.
Perhaps the best part of this video was the Bayonetta pun and the snide commentary on Nintendo's hardcore offerings.
No snarking on Brutal Legend?
Perhaps this means that Yahtzee, like everyone else, can find nothing wrong with this game that will surely be the second coming of Christ.
Or Tim Schafer.
Same thing, really.
Perhaps this means that Yahtzee, like everyone else, can find nothing wrong with this game that will surely be the second coming of Christ.
Or Tim Schafer.
Same thing, really.
