Zero Punctuation: The Sims 3

[phreakindee]

Was hoping you'd get to this one, raspy-voiced Yahtzee. Awesome, as per usual

 

[super_smash_jesus]

so many vagina references in this review. I think if he truly isn't gay, he should go get laid or something. Also, Sims is indeed the evilest of games.

 

[blacklab]

Didn't quite understand the part about women at the end.

 

[Thunderhorse31]

Summer games drought is right, most of the "great" games coming out (Red Faction, Overlord, etc.) are turning out meh. At least Sims 3 has more widespread recognition.

 

[Disaster Button]

He sounds like he has a throat infection

 

[Krantos]

I think someone's having some Relationship issues... Btw, did anyone else notice that yahtzee sounds a little hoarse? Either needs to take a drink or he spent too much time screaming at a game.

 

[Macar]

heh, a trip into yahtzee's psche. I never knew a game could be so depressing!

 

[True Nero]

sadfully i disagree about the women thing

 

[JSkunk22]

Would it even make a difference if he was gay?
Anyway, best reference to vagina in my opinion was the "hot spam sandwiches" line. Made me giggle like a moron.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Really? People still can't stop posting waaay before they could ever have seen the video? Do you get a high from pointlessly posting early?

Anyway, fantastic as usual.

I'm starting to get pretty tired of Sims games..they should have been killed at about the same point as my old Sims characters..

 

[Aerodynamic]

great review(as always)

 

[Carol Pentalentathon]

Aww, Yatzee, did your girlfriend break up with you?

 

[jericu]

It was alright, but I found the review a bit lacking in the comedy department this time around. It was entertaining, just didn't have that same level of humor his other reviews had.

 

[The Brian J]

"Yes my new vagina is growing quite nicely. Thank you for asking".

This review got pretty nasty as it went on, I was surprised and delighted. As usual, great work.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I think he's losing his voice a bit. Maybe he has a cold.
He's also seemed to lost his touch and is just bitching ebcause it's his job. His heart's not in it any more.

 

[Kazturkey]

Misogyny is always funny.

 

[Symplify]

Hahaha, that was one of the funniest in a while.

It's so true.

"Incidentally I'm still not gay" Lmao.

 

[ssgt splatter]

"Women are evil." HA! Ain't that the truth. (goes into corner and sulks)

 

[rated pg]

Well good review, but honestly...saying there's nothing else to review? What about Red Faction: Guerilla? What about the new Indiana Jones game (although I realize it would probably take longer to dust off the Wii than to beat the game)? If you want to start going further back, there's UFC, Damnation, Punchout!, Sacred 2, Xmen Origins: Wolverine, Demigod...

 

[Artemus_Cain]

Exactly Exactly Exactly!

Mother Gaia bless you Yathzee Omega plus! Thank you for revealing the truth of the Sims; thath it's a bloody shitty wate of time and money. Ever since it came out I've been saying it's the biggest piece of shit since my post mexican food binge, but everone tries to patheticlly explain why it's not.

Thanks to this nugget of truth I can now confidently say that every Sims fan is a pathetic waste of flesh who deserves to be euthenized.

I was dissapointed when I didn't see the Conduit, but I'm happy now.