Zero Punctuation: Too Human

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

Too Human

This week, Zero Punctuation dies and is resurrected - over and over and over - in Too Human.

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[VMerken]

Frist, I think! So that's how it feels?

Have to say I'm feeling a bit blue, now that I know that Too Human comes from the team that brought us Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem. :/ Oh well, better luck next time, right?

 

[quantumsaint]

People still use IE?
And thank you sir, may I have another?

 

[gigastrike]

Dang technical problems. I'll come back later.

 

[Russ Pitts]

ATTENTION: We're currently experiencing technical issues that may cause this video to be unplayable using the Internet Explorer browser. If you are unable to view this video, please try viewing it using an alternate browser, such as Firefox, which you can download for free [http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/].

We are currently working on the problem and hope to have it dolves real soon-like. Sorry for the inconvenience, folks.

 

[flaming_squirrel]

Seems to be a tad buggered


Edit: oops, is playing after all, just took quite a while to load in FF for some reason.

Edit2: Ok I take that back, it is buggered in FF after all.

 

[Dread Kaiser]

Played the demo of this when it first came out; Thought it was pretty average. :/

 

[excessum ado]

Very glad my viewing was unaffected by these tehcnical problems. Great review yahtzee.

 

[LadyZephyr]

This is one big ploy to spread the good word of Firefox, y/n?

(Kidding.)

 

[Artanias]

That was amazing! Loved how you said it was a game you love to review cause it generally just sucks

Good job!

 

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

I'm using FireFox and its not working...

EDIT: ah, after letting it sit still for about 5mins its started to work.

EDIT AGAIN: Ah, nope, it just plays about 10secs then ends despite showning as fully loaded.

 

[DeusFps]

Seriously the old player was so much faster

 

[Mark B]

Also not working in Opera.

Also who expected ZP to like a Dungeon crawler RPG?

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Why do I have an odd feeling that no-one who's posted has actually watched the video?
[I started writing this as the video started, so don't complain]

Anyway, good review as always, seems to prove that you are a lot funnier when you're being mean.

Nice Baldur's Gate joke, the Hammer was pretty damn funny as well.

I can't help but wonder why you didn't get forced into doing Spore.

 

[DarthTirith]

Firefox for the win.. And on to the video!

Glad to see you took a crap on this game.. God what a disappointment this was. Well.. Thats the wrong word, I wasn't even looking forward to this at all, so no hype issues here. This game is just flat out terrible.. Certainly one of my favs, didn't top of Oblivion review though.

 

[ZerodMikestar]

lovely jubbly

I played the demo for about 47 seconds before putting the controller down and declaring the game a broken mess

I am glad all reviews agree

and I am glad as always that yahtzee is a funny bugger when trashing a game

 

[dicksmcerson]

Finally, I've been waiting for this one.

Also, nice review, I only played the demo but pretty much everything about it you verbally shat on is correct. What a horrible, horrible game by a usually good company

 

[DannyDamage]

This is one big ploy to spread the good word of Firefox, y/n?

(Kidding.)

Sounds like a solid plan to me!

Great review, stroll on next wednesday!

EDIT: Agrees with post below re: intro music. It's loud and rebellious, we get it. I preferred the topical choices.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I've watched it.

Same rubbishy intro/outro that's still no good.

Excellent review. Very bad pun.

And I was really hoping "Too Human" was gonna be a good thing

 

[Danny Ocean]

What's with the ads! Why! Why!!!

Baldur's Gait. What a horrible pun. Horrible like the ones where everyone moans then giggles once. SO it is a bit funny, I suppose..

You should bring back the musical intros, they were good!