Zero Punctuation: Top 5 Games of 2013

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Top 5 Games of 2013

This week, Zero Punctuation takes a look at the top 5 best and worst games of 2013.

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Evonisia

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There will be spoilers beneath, and potentially above.

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But I wasn't expecting Infinity Ward to fuck up so hard as to end up in that position twice. I've played through half of Ghosts and it's easily became my worst game of the year. I was surprised by each choice's position (didn't expect 5 or 4, expected 3-1 but not in that order). I think the intro's to each number is probably my favourite of the four videos.

So 2013 comes to a dreary end, and well done Ride to Hell: Retribution for your grand prize.

Edit: Does that mean that Ride to Hell: Retribution is worse than Too Human? Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days? Amy?
 

Crazycat690

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Can't say I agree with his list at all. Oh well, we can't all think alike, now can we?
 

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Pug! Also, poor Aliens: Colonial Marines, it didn't deserve this. Bioshock Infinite is a good choice for number one though it could have done with more than a sentence's justification, still I guess there's only so much you can fit into a five minute video commenting on ten eleven games.
 

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If Last of Us had made top 5, there'd be an Ellen Page lookalike on both sides.
 

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These best/worst of videos are always such a highlight. Thanks Yahtzee! Love the category titles especially. :)
 

ShinobiJedi42

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I'd be really curious to see what Yahtzee thinks of Gone Home. That's easily my game of the year.
 

Daniel Lowery

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Yeah, Ghosts was so bad that I couldn't even bare to finish it, and certainly deserves to be the worst of the year, while Ride to Hell deserves worst of all time.
 

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Oh well #1 is Bioshock Infinite, thats good... loved Columbia...
Personally, TlOU, Stanley Parable, Bioshock Infinite, were my faves this year...(I need to get the new Xcom also)
So...well, I was more concerned about the bottom 5, as so many to choose from...where was Dark? XD
 

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Didn't see Infinite winning this one. Don't have a problem with it at all though, definitely one of my personal top 5 of last year.

A little surprised Resident Evil 6 didn't get a mention (except for that virus comment) but looking at what it was up against I can understand why.
 

Canadamus Prime

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I haven't played most of those. Except for Bioshock: Infinite and I liked it. Although the ending kinda confused me.
 

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A good list all around, was surprised Bioshock at the top though and with ghosts alone at the bottom, thought it would've been another tie like the year before with battlefield 3 and whatever call of duty was released at the same time
 

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That's weird, I always figured that Yahtzee was a lot more positive towards Blood Dragon and Luigi's Mansion 2 than any of the three he considered for #5. Whatever, very entertaining list as always.
 

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I'm surprised by this year's best and worst list. Never even considered Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance would make the list. I figured some of the Nintendo games he liked (I.E. Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon and Windwaker HD) would get one of the top spots but I guess not. Either he forgot about them or his "I'm a banana" analogy from Farcry 3 is coming true.

Aliens: Colonial Marines and Simcity was a no brainer but its weird Ride to Hell: Retribution got left out. Still, its nice that a game that fucks up on so many levels gets an honorary award. Also, its good to see a "Spunkgargleweewee" title getting the #1 worst game slot.
 

kailus13

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How would rolling onto a kitten make a mes... Oh. Oh dear.

I think I'm perfectly happy never having a Knickerbocker Glory.
 

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I played Papers, Please. I still don't get the hype.

OT: Not my top 5 but that's ok. Kinda feel like Arkham Origins should be on a worst games list somewhere though.
 

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YAY. So I'm not a weird little duck for thinking Bioshock Infinite was hands down the best game I've played all year :D