Zero Punctuation: Viewer's Choice: Duke Nukem Forever

[Fanta Grape]

For all the people complaining that Yahtzee's not funny anymore, I think this episode really shows why.

This is the purest form of ironic British wit in the form of video game nerdiness that winks at the audience ever so slightly yet leaves the less nerdy people still enjoying it for the phallic humour and the course language.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

This isn't my personal fav but i knew it was going to win from day one. It's just too well done not to.

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

Did anybody happen to catch the stupid people who commented on this review the first time? They asked when this came out and how they managed to miss it... completely missing the magnificent irony laden throughout this review... Honestly i don't know how the world functions with people that unobsservant

 

[Nihilism_Is_Bliss]

nyeh, all my favourites were voted off really early on.
...but I did vote for this one in the final admittedly

 

[Nemu]

Boooooo...


Just...booooooooo

 

[Duffeknol]

I voted for the one that made me laugh the most, shouldn't that be the deciding factor?

 

[Ickorus]

I saw this one coming but I kinda hoped people wouldn't vote on something purely because it's about Duke Nukem Forever.

Oh well, enjoy your holiday Yahtzee.

 

[MiloBMofo]

orange box for me is the best

'jams forks into my eye's if i use that exact description to discribe anything else ever again' imo nuff said

 

[dangdiggityderek]

yeah I knew it, as soon as I saw the news feed.

 

[zeratul123]

LOL this is still funny seeing it like two months later again.

 

[insertclevernamehere]

Is it just me or should Yahtzee be getting more work as a big name video game writer. Seriously both this and "Mankind Is Yet to Recognize My Genius" sound like they'd be fantastic games. I mean there's some ludicrous stuff in this game that'd obviously have to be removed but he does have some very creative ideas I'd like to see actually get made into games.

 

[Firoth]

My favorite part of this video is still the viewer mail for it he posted at the end of the Bionic Commando review. I really hope it wasn't some guy trying to be funny.

 

[Zenron]

I seriously thought shurikens and lightning was going to win.

This times a thousand. I didn't really care too much for the duke nukem review. I like it a lot more when the reviews have some real context based on actual information.

 

[codernator]

I am as enamored of Yahtzee's sultry voice as the next homosexual in denial. I laugh heartily at his cutting preplanned wit and even chuckle lightly at his weak-sauce yet charming extemporaneous wit. Still, I find patheti-sad the obsessions that resulted in listening to any of his reviews until nausea sets in. Perhaps that's only because my own obsession makes me immune to too-much-zero-punctuation syndrome.

I never get tired of listening to Yahtzee slapping himself.

 

[Kaez]

The public are douches.... just saying.

It gets worse and worse everyday. And no I'm not just talking about this contest (I didn't even know about it until the semi finals XD).

 

[darkwater124]

I would love to know where you got a copy of it! I have been waiting years for that game. If you could send me a link to where you bought it that would be awesome thanks!

 

[darkwater124]

I would love to know where you got a copy of it! I have been waiting years for that game. If you could send me a link to where you bought it that would be awesome thanks!

 

[Gaming King]

MAN that was worthless. Rereleased video? REALLY?

We better get an Other M review next week to make up for this.

 

[Michael Dagastino]

I learned an important lesson: your vote only counts if you side with the astoundingly thick majority.

even truer in America XP. (don't know about other countries, but i can guess it will be close to the same with the democratic ones.

OT like other's i thought it was going to be painkiller that won. still a good review though.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Also, it's been 61 weeks since Yahtzee made up this review. Why bring it back?