Zero Punctuation: Washington DC

[neoman10]

You need to experience the true America.

Find the nearest Sonic Drive-In or Cracker Barrel and go there.

We don't have a Sonic nearby, but when I went to one I discovered that it is, in fact, the king of fast food.

Anyhoo...

Nice. Review. XD

closest one is in Fredricksberg I believe

 

[holy.triforce]

I don't mind a little "break"/experiment

But why is the word "fuck" being beebed out?
When in a normal ZP it is not?

 

[Powerman88]

zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZzzzz. Gimme zero punctuation. if i wanted to watch 4 nerds in traffic i would stay awake during my car pool in the morning.

 

[DaBozz]

Haha, very awesome, it was great to see yahtzee in the flesh. you should come to the UK for a trip sometime

 

[shabobble]

If anyone thought that

A) This was not funny.

or

B) Yahtzee is only talented when he's speedreading reviews of video games.

Congratulations, you are one of the world's population of idiots.

When he's actually being himself and not doing his ZP bit, he's much funnier than any of these six minute game reviews, which any of you would know if you listened to the Australian Gamer podcast or kept up to date on the Game Damage show.

Will someone please get this guy's tongue out of Yahtzee's ass before he becomes absorbed.

Thank you.

That person should first take the time to figure out why you never learned to accept variety...maybe it has something to do with not passing junior high.

 

[Chieffw]

It looks like a tribute to Bill Clinton as Jeff Duhnam said

 

[Kair]

He did not talk as quick as in his reviews. He reminded me more of Jemaine in Flight of the Conchords because of his numbed speech and accent similar to that of New Zealand.

 

[SmoothOperator]

Awesome, just awesome.

 

[DCEpisodeBlows]

Stick to what you do good and review games in animation, your live video shit blows.

 

[US Crash Fire]

So was Yahtzee drunk or is that his normal rate of talking?
I'm so used to the 200 words a minute Yahtzee. This just felt weird.

 

[ejb626]

I live right outside a Washington and the next time I'm on the mall I'll point out all the stuff the big....egg that is the white house the big.....cake that is the capital and of course the phallic Washington Monument but I knew that one beforehand.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

200 WPM is done with the benefit of digital editing and better voice pickup equipment, if he did it hear it'd be unintelligible mush.

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

Funny, thought Yahtzee was going to make the infamous joke on the capital building that looks like a giant breast. But....won't get into that too much....

....damn it, now I need a cake too and it's early here...argh >.<

i think you missed the subtext

I think I did too! I'll blame it on the fact that I'm half awake and getting some of the subtext 'at first' while half-awake is not my thing.

 

[trelloskilos]

If anyone thought that

A) This was not funny.

or

B) Yahtzee is only talented when he's speedreading reviews of video games.

Congratulations, you are one of the world's population of idiots.

When he's actually being himself and not doing his ZP bit, he's much funnier than any of these six minute game reviews, which any of you would know if you listened to the Australian Gamer podcast or kept up to date on the Game Damage show.

Will someone please get this guy's tongue out of Yahtzee's ass before he becomes absorbed.

Thank you.

That person should first take the time to figure out why you never learned to accept variety...maybe it has something to do with not passing junior high.

Look dude...

Firstly, welcome to the Escapist forum. However, don't expect to last too long if you are happy to call people idiots because their opinions don't match your world view.

I like Yahtzee. However, this particular vid showing him visit DC was not my cup of tea. It wasn't expected, and I'd have preferred if he just had a nice holiday & we had a week's hiatus.

If you enjoyed the vid, fine. It's your choice.

But don't join a bloody forum for the express purpose of saying people are idiots because they didn't find it as funny as you clearly did.

So stop being a little troll, and play nice.

 

[Tanzka]

A lot of cake going on huh? That was brilliant.

So was Yahtzee drunk or is that his normal rate of talking?
I'm so used to the 200 words a minute Yahtzee. This just felt weird.

Probably because he didn't most of the week thinking about this and wasn't reading what he's supposed to say straight off a screen huh?

 

[bobknowsall]

Ok... unexpected, but hey, getting to see the real Yahtzees always a plus.

Edit: I'm actually surprised no Fallout 3 jokes were made.

Join the club, mate. I was half-expecting an "It looked better after the nuclear apocalypse" crack, to be honest.

Good video, btw. Unexpected, but do you see me complaining?

 

[ZombieGenesis]

Oh god... I seem to have become a Yahtzee fan.
Greaaaat. Now I just need to buy a T-Shirt. Harumph.

Still, some funny stuff in there along with the more disturbing content... but hey, disturbing content is why we have the internet.

 

[Maikan Bacon]

Haha, it was refreshing to see this, though it angers me to see so many comments like "wow... I was bored.. stick to game reviews please"
All those who said something like that go fuck yourself, he was basically having a holiday, last time he went away they put a previous review up, be thankful they went through the effort of putting something interesting together than recycle the old!

None the less, I much enjoyed this anyway.

 

[LazyAza]

God damn that was some funny shit.

 

[yzzlthtz]

British accent = win

Nation of champions! (or we were in 2003 that is...)

This is a bit of change of pace though. It's hardly "Zero" punctuation.

British accent = win

Nation of champions! (or we were in 2003 that is...)

This is a bit of change of pace though. It's hardly "Zero" punctuation.

B...British? Did I miss something?