Zero Punctuation: Washington DC

[keithdrover]

I would like the last 6.5 minutes of my life back. That was boring and painfully un-funny. The 90% of you fanboys that are sucking up to this guy completely confuse me. Explain yourselves now.

I repeat. This was not OK.

Yahtzee: You seem like a frightened chipmunk on camera. Love the previous vids though.

 

[Doug]

Yahtzee is such a conversationalist.... I like the clone part, made me wonder alittle.

The answer is simple - its incest - the clone is NOT you, it just happens to have you DNA, so it can't be musarbation. IF it where himself from the future, or some wierd quantum superposition effect, then yeah, it'd be masturbation.

 

[Tonimata]

Wow, they might as well just have done a 'best of' Yahtzee montage, would've been more entertaining than this tripe.

...Another one?
No offence, but the first one wasn't that good either

 

[sramota]

Whats the name of the song that starts playing in the background around the 1:57 mark?

Pretty sure that's played by the guy who made the main ZP theme song for Yahtzee, he wouldn't use a copyrighted song in the video.

Yeah, ZP would NEVER use copyrighted music...............

 

[Jim_McClain]

Yahtzee, I was wondering if you ever tried Dawn of War 2? I know you don't like taking review suggestions, but I have heard you comment on your dislike of most RTSs because all you ever do is build "enough tanks to embrass general patton and steam roll from one side of the map to the other" but Dawn of War 2 has taken a different approach by, in single player having you select 4 squads which you must use for that entire mission and removing any base or army building aspect so the game becomes about managing your small number of forces expertly in small scale skirmishes, and in multiplayer by requiring players to control resource points spread out over the map in order to build their armies who must be managed tactically if you want to remain in control of the resources (and also annihilating base building). I know you probably have a whole lineup of shiney new games to review, but I thought that DOW2 was a fresh and intresting new look at an old genre and was wondering what you might think of it if you gave it look.

And by the way, run on sentances are for cool people.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

3 things Ive got to say about this video:
1) It wasn't a review and it wasn't very funny. Whats up with that?
2) It was kinda funny to hear his thoughts on various DC landmarks
3) He said he was passing through DC on his way to North Carolina(my home state, which is awesome)

And I think I know why he's going to North Carolina (or why he eventually might go back). Theres a video game convention in NC called The Carolina Game Summit, its the largest event of its type in the state. Now your probably asking, why should we care? The reason is that one of the big sponsors for next year is The Escapist and Yahtzee may be there seeing how The Escapist are the ones signing his checks

for more information check out the Website: http://www.carolinagamessummit.com/index.php

 

[Smudge91]

It really shocks me to say this and but i was a tad bored :/. Anyway i can't wait back till ZP resumes back to normal with imps and what have you.

 

[dissatisfiedcow]

Question to all Yahtzee fanboys: is everything he says pure gold, or should he stick to yellow with funny figures and leave out the punctuation?

 

[MowDownJoe]

Why'd they censor Yahtzee some times but not all of them? Honestly, either go all the way or don't bother.
That said, some good stuff there. Especially the clone-masturbation tidbit.

 

[JWAN]

pretty good shot of "Marine One" in there

I hope you read the plaques

 

[MajoraPersona]

This Fallout 3 Prologue DLC review has sub-par graphics, low-quality sound (Yahtzee sounds non-rant-ish), and not enough of that Sergant Pepper fellow.

 

[mayney93]

why was there no super mutants in DC or was fallout 3 not based on current time DC?

 

[Highlandheadbanger]

I've said it before when he was on the last ENN News Video: Yahtzee isn't that funny on-camera because he's out of his element. Its one thing to be recording audio and images, but an entirely different experience to go on camera and act.

Just an observation...

 

[D_987]

I know - they've at least given us something. But honestly - why call this rubbish Zero Punctuation. It's not part of the show, so why put it in that slot?

 

[Versipellis]

Yikes, look at all the people raging at Real Life: The Video Game! I, for one, welcome our new hatted overlord and his keen observations of the great American monuments.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Yahtzee is such a conversationalist.... I like the clone part, made me wonder alittle.

The answer is simple - its incest - the clone is NOT you, it just happens to have you DNA, so it can't be musarbation. IF it where himself from the future, or some wierd quantum superposition effect, then yeah, it'd be masturbation.

Good point, but I will choose to ignore it so that i can blow peoples minds.

 

[ninjajoeman]

http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator0fa43e48ccf3163fad038bd31aed5ef0f9f82ef5.jpg

hes doing it right now

 

[swenson]

Yay, Yahtzee went to DC! Did you go to the Spy Museum? That place is awesome. So is the Air & Space Museum.

 

[Numb1lp]

Do you guys think ZP is really that funny anymore?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Spoiler: omg

http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator0fa43e48ccf3163fad038bd31aed5ef0f9f82ef5.jpg

hes doing it right now

...sir, you have won one free Internet. Please claim your free Internet from the tray at the front door.

For the folks complaining that he's not up to his usual funny stuff, consider this: He was probably still under the effects of jet lag, had just gone through three days at GameX (which, let me tell you, can lead to all sorts of headaches) and had probably spent at least a couple hours in that car already. Me, I just like listening to his voice. There's something soothing about it.

In fact, show of hands: Who would buy a GPS with audio from Yahtzee?

*raises hand*

"In three kilometers, turn left. That's right, I said kilometers, you American twit. You know, like WHAT THE REST OF THE WORLD USES."