Zero Punctuation: Washington DC

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goldenheart323

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RagingScottsman said:
For those of you too stupid to catch on, it would appear the man took a vacation. Get over it and realize you're lucky to have a video at all. Dumb, pretentious bastards pretending that they're owed something. For fuck's sake ,people...
This is for those of you who are "too stupid" to understand why anyone would be mad at Yahtzee. He starts his video by saying "Fuck you" to all of us. That right there's enough reason for anyone to be mad at him.Is that concept really too difficult for some of you to understand? If someone says "Fuck you," you don't say "Oh, well thank-you very much for still speaking to me."

Imagine if you went to a restaurant for a meal, ordered a nice big hamburger, and the waiter instead brought you a plate of bones and grissel and said "The cook took the day off. He said anyone who wanted him to work today can fuck off. Oh, and give him this plate of crap too." Would you be all "Oh, well good for him. He deserves it. Thank-you very much. MMmmm... This grissel is very well seasoned. I'm quite grateful for it."?

Yahtzee acted like a jerk, so don't be surprised when people get mad at him. You really make yourselves look like HUGE Yahtzee fanboys by defending him like this. (That's putting it VERY mildly and very politely.) It would've been a whole other situation if he'd started his video with "You may've noticed I'm in DC. I'm on a road trip, so I haven't been able to make a ZP episode. In fact, I barely had time to make the following video. It's nothing but a bunch or random ramblings, but it's all I could manage this week. I hope you enjoy it."

But no. He started off with "Fuck you," so a lot of people are saying "fuck you" right back. It's not rocket science people.
 

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Jeez. I never thought you'd make a dick joke out of the Washington memorial. That was so ridiculously poor yet I laughed.
 

Spacehouse

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your casual avoidance of penis and toilet jokes of course were the best part of this vid.


Also the bit about grassy knolls was gold
 

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Maur DL said:
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DCEpisodeBlows said:
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Banok said:
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DCEpisodeBlows said:
Stick to what you do good and review games in animation, your live video shit blows.
My illogical trolling friend, you are reported. Feel free to GTFO.
reported for what? expressing an opinion?
Please, do look at his screen name.

The only troll i see here is you as all your posts are pertaining to my comments. *hands you a tissue* get on with your life.
Ooh, that's nice, care to come up with a different argument except "I am not a troll. You're a troll for calling me a troll"?
*wait's for the momma joke's to start*
Yeah, you're right, this argument has gone pointless.
 

twatllama

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So wait, you censored the f*ck in, "F*ck you," but you didn't censor the motherf*cker in your spontanious rap lyric...
 

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DayDark said:
PurpleRain said:
I find it sort of amusing how at the end of the day, you're sticking up for a video of a man standing in front of buildings and making observations of them.
yeah, it's almost as funny as being butt hurt by the same video, because one had a subjective idea about how funny it was, even though the video states at the beginning why it's different.

It really wasn't funny nor needed. I watch Unskippable to see people making humourous musings over game movies, I watch Doomsday Arcade to watch a series of two guys make game related jokes and I watch Zero Punctuation to get game reviews. I don't watch ZP to get people talking about buildings on a road trip so I can see where all the anguish from his followers come from. People have the right to be upset. It wasn't the humour he usually gives.
actually it was funny, and needed. It's needed because it's shows why there aren't another review up, while still being humorous, as a generous compensation. He could have stopped the video after the "fuck you" statement, he could even have made a single written statement, "no video this week, I'm in DC", and that would have been suffice. I really don't care for the reasons why you watch stuff, they aren't universal. I watch it all because it's good fun and gaming related. My world doesn't come crashing down because it was different due to a little vacation, it certainly wont be worth commenting on, even if I had been bored. It's a single deviation from his usual form, not like he changed genre forever. You didn't buy a ticket when you started the video, and you could have stopped it any time. You lost nothing, you're just acting spoiled.
Umm, I really don't understand what you're arguing? I got bored and turned it off. I'm just telling you why people are angry at him and yet you still want to be on the fight?
My point about it not being needed also went over your head. It is a review show and not a travel show. It is not needed as no one says to themselves 'gee, I hope Yahtzee travels around the globe today.' I understand what you are saying, but it is far off from my point. It's like watching Dragon Ball Z then getting one episode where they teach you to cook. It's not apart of the show. ZP is a review show. People want reviews. Yahtzee did do this a while back but he didn't gives us a travel journal. He gave us some writings which filled a gap until he got the show back.

So basically, I'm just showing you why people are mad. I am not mad. I have more things to do so instead I switched it off and went on with them. So, reading through comments I saw how angry you are with people's opinions so I thought I might explain them to you. Now you are attacking me. Might I go slower for you so you can catch that again?
 

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PurpleRain said:
DayDark said:
PurpleRain said:
I find it sort of amusing how at the end of the day, you're sticking up for a video of a man standing in front of buildings and making observations of them.
yeah, it's almost as funny as being butt hurt by the same video, because one had a subjective idea about how funny it was, even though the video states at the beginning why it's different.

It really wasn't funny nor needed. I watch Unskippable to see people making humourous musings over game movies, I watch Doomsday Arcade to watch a series of two guys make game related jokes and I watch Zero Punctuation to get game reviews. I don't watch ZP to get people talking about buildings on a road trip so I can see where all the anguish from his followers come from. People have the right to be upset. It wasn't the humour he usually gives.
actually it was funny, and needed. It's needed because it's shows why there aren't another review up, while still being humorous, as a generous compensation. He could have stopped the video after the "fuck you" statement, he could even have made a single written statement, "no video this week, I'm in DC", and that would have been suffice. I really don't care for the reasons why you watch stuff, they aren't universal. I watch it all because it's good fun and gaming related. My world doesn't come crashing down because it was different due to a little vacation, it certainly wont be worth commenting on, even if I had been bored. It's a single deviation from his usual form, not like he changed genre forever. You didn't buy a ticket when you started the video, and you could have stopped it any time. You lost nothing, you're just acting spoiled.
Umm, I really don't understand what you're arguing? I got bored and turned it off. I'm just telling you why people are angry at him and yet you still want to be on the fight?
My point about it not being needed also went over your head. It is a review show and not a travel show. It is not needed as no one says to themselves 'gee, I hope Yahtzee travels around the globe today.' I understand what you are saying, but it is far off from my point. It's like watching Dragon Ball Z then getting one episode where they teach you to cook. It's not apart of the show. ZP is a review show. People want reviews. Yahtzee did do this a while back but he didn't gives us a travel journal. He gave us some writings which filled a gap until he got the show back.

So basically, I'm just showing you why people are mad. I am not mad. I have more things to do so instead I switched it off and went on with them. So, reading through comments I saw how angry you are with people's opinions so I thought I might explain them to you. Now you are attacking me. Might I go slower for you so you can catch that again?
hey nerds, i do believe yahtzee said if you didn't like it, f*ck you

i'm sure he has much better paying career options than entertaining you twats every week so enjoy it while it lasts, if you don't want to watch a ep that deviates from the norm content then don't.

oh, one more thing, every single one of you pays $0.00 for this content, are you all really that retarded your going to complain about content provided to you for free???
 

PurpleRain

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northy179 said:
hey nerds, i do believe yahtzee said if you didn't like it, f*ck you

i'm sure he has much better paying career options than entertaining you twats every week so enjoy it while it lasts, if you don't want to watch a ep that deviates from the norm content then don't.

oh, one more thing, every single one of you pays $0.00 for this content, are you all really that retarded your going to complain about content provided to you for free???
Nice first post. But I do believe you both missed my point and are telling me facts that are completely obvious and useless to the argument. Welcome to the Escapist though.
 

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Ogoid said:
...So, expressing a negative opinion = acting like a bastard? Okay then...

...I guess.
No, acting like a bastard, is acting like bastard, you signed up so you could act like you're entitled to something, or act like you didn't hear the warning right at the start of the video, or defend people that didn't hear the warning. It's not that you're expressing a negative opinion, it's that it's based on crap, you can still express a crappy opinion, but don't expect people to respect it then. After all, people are also allowed to find your reasons for your opinion ridiculous.

No, in fact I felt compelled to sign up because it shocked me that people actually feel the need to swear and call people names for expressing their disliking of something that came as a complete surprise to everyone - just like your own oh-so-polite post.
Complete surprise? the video is tagged with "road trip" "Washington DC", The descriptions tells about him visiting Washington DC, and in the first few seconds he explains that there's no video this week.

And those can't possibly be your reasons for signing up, or else you would have signed up sooner, Either this is your first time watching zero punctuation, you think this is the first time zero punctuation has resulted in swearing and name calling? you're late to the party. Check out some of the other video threads, you've got your hands full.


PurpleRain said:
Umm, I really don't understand what you're arguing? I got bored and turned it off. I'm just telling you why people are angry at him and yet you still want to be on the fight?
If you did that then why are you even arguing? I know why their angry, and I think their reasons are ridiculous.

My point about it not being needed also went over your head. It is a review show and not a travel show. It is not needed as no one says to themselves 'gee, I hope Yahtzee travels around the globe today.' I understand what you are saying, but it is far off from my point.
Yet he stated right at the beginning that this was not gonna be a review, not only that, but zero punctuation is comedy before review, this is not the first time something else is on the menu. It's not always reviews, but it's always comedy. You expected a review, a few seconds into the video you get a statement that it's not another review, and why it's not another review. boom, your viewing should have ended right there, you know it's not another review, you know why it's not another review.

You go to your favorite place where you used to get a pizza, but they say that today they only have burgers, you order a burger, and complain it isn't pizza, which I feel is just being an ass.

So basically, I'm just showing you why people are mad. I am not mad. I have more things to do so instead I switched it off and went on with them. So, reading through comments I saw how angry you are with people's opinions so I thought I might explain them to you. Now you are attacking me. Might I go slower for you so you can catch that again?
If you're not mad, then you should have stayed out of it, you invited yourself, and I know why people are mad, it's sweet of you to care, and your concern is duly noted, but really, I got this, and I haven't attacked you. You walked into the line of fire if anything. By the way, please go slower, maybe I'm not catching it.
 

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CMon said:
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I live right outside a Washington and the next time I'm on the mall I'll point out all the stuff the big....egg that is the white house the big.....cake that is the capital and of course the phallic Washington Monument but I knew that one beforehand.
Well I'm sure he wanted to point out how the white house looks like a...female...breast...

...though I don't see how that's less appropriate than calling the Washington Monument a penis.
Yeah I know did you watch the joke was I believe that he would build-up so that you thought it was going to be a sexual jokes and then make it something completly unsexual for instance with the monument "The Washington Monument its big and round with a little thing on the top kind of like a big.................cake, I like cake"
 

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Desert Tiger said:
It was either this or "There will be no Zero Punctuation this Wednesday". Which would you prefer? Stop whining and realise you're not obligated to watch.
Quite. Funny how worked up people get about such pathetic things. And for that matter Yahtzee and the Escapist arn't obliged to provide Zero Punctuations, seeing as none of us are paying for them or anything!
 

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ben you am epic, and guys so what he deviated from the game review, he is epic, and it was great to hear some great british humor for a change "time share pussy", i was in stiches. keep it up lol.
 

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goldenheart323 said:
RagingScottsman said:
For those of you too stupid to catch on, it would appear the man took a vacation. Get over it and realize you're lucky to have a video at all. Dumb, pretentious bastards pretending that they're owed something. For fuck's sake ,people...
This is for those of you who are "too stupid" to understand why anyone would be mad at Yahtzee. He starts his video by saying "Fuck you" to all of us. That right there's enough reason for anyone to be mad at him.Is that concept really too difficult for some of you to understand? If someone says "Fuck you," you don't say "Oh, well thank-you very much for still speaking to me."

Imagine if you went to a restaurant for a meal, ordered a nice big hamburger, and the waiter instead brought you a plate of bones and grissel and said "The cook took the day off. He said anyone who wanted him to work today can fuck off. Oh, and give him this plate of crap too." Would you be all "Oh, well good for him. He deserves it. Thank-you very much. MMmmm... This grissel is very well seasoned. I'm quite grateful for it."?

Yahtzee acted like a jerk, so don't be surprised when people get mad at him. You really make yourselves look like HUGE Yahtzee fanboys by defending him like this. (That's putting it VERY mildly and very politely.) It would've been a whole other situation if he'd started his video with "You may've noticed I'm in DC. I'm on a road trip, so I haven't been able to make a ZP episode. In fact, I barely had time to make the following video. It's nothing but a bunch or random ramblings, but it's all I could manage this week. I hope you enjoy it."

But no. He started off with "Fuck you," so a lot of people are saying "fuck you" right back. It's not rocket science people.
Have you ever heard Yahtzee refer to his audience with: "Sorry sorry sorry, I'm away this week, can you please forgive me?" No, that would be nice. Part of why we watch his reviews is that he is one of the few people that draw otherworldly enjoyment from being dicks. Basically because he knows that calling us all idiots (which he did a few weeks ago) will only increase his traffic and his cynical personality is the reason why his reviews are popular.

I'm pretty sure that the people that perceived the "fuck you" as rude or hateful either just discovered ZP or have self-esteem issues. It happens roughly every week. We're all repeatedly called tools, morons, drooling retards, and in most cases he just uses it because Insulting, Swearing, and the Words "Dick" and "Pants" Are Funny. At least today he had a reason ("No, I haven't done my chores because I've been sleeping in a car for the last week. Fuck you, stop acting like my mom").

I completely understand all the bitching (in fact, I hereby announce that I, too, am disappointed, largely because the lack of my weekly ZP fix makes me unreasonable), but I'm extremely glad that even a negative response garnered such overwhelming traffic.

I can't see a quick post of "In DC, ZP will continue next week" hoarding 460 comments. And Yahtzee could have made a 3-hour video of him drooling on the back seat, since it doesn't really matter - we'll all still be right here next week. Don't deny it. -.-

EDIT: Ah yes, the video. I haven't seen such a fine specimen of filler vulgaris since the whole of Buffy Season 7. Great job on being consistent. Live Yahtzee making random observations and inappropriate sick-people jokes is better than "come back next week."

I suppose a lot of people are thinking: "What do you mean, Yahtzee is a biological entity with an actual normal speaking voice? Witchcraft!"
Yeah, he should be more considerate; he just disappointed a lot of people by not being an untouchable deity of dick jokes that lives in the internet and reviews at the speed of thought. You know, they looked up to you...
 

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SICK0_ZER0 said:
At first I was wondering what game 'Washington DC' is...
Uh, yeah, too. I was only waiting for someone to say it so that I don't feel stupid alone.

Could have been, what do I know? I barely keep up with world news. Apparently, slavery has been outlawed and nobody bothered to inform me.
 

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SICK0_ZER0 said:
At first I was wondering what game 'Washington DC' is...
I was thinking the same thing...

Also, there's like twice as much posts on this thread as Yahtzee usually gets. I think I failed to realize how dashingly handsome he is.
 

enchantermon

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Awesome video; you were relatively close to where I live.
That shot of the Washington Monument made me think of Achmed the Dead Terrorist: "It looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton."