Zero Punctuation: Wet

birdman_91

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sweetness!!!!!!!
i was wondering if i should buy this or not
lol always come to Yahtzee to save you money on video games
 

Undead Dragon King

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I'm now stuck with the thought of Herr Angler von Steufish.
And, for the first time ever on ZP, I actually felt sorry for an imp. (The one who got desecrated by Rubi).

I too have an octopus that lives in my head.

That was the funniest ZP moment in a while.
 

Bludycomicsinc

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Nice video. That does seem what goes on when people make really bad games. I don't plan on buying wet anytime soon.
 

SaunaKalja

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Pretty much what I thought of the gameplay trailers I saw. Seemed that whoever was playing was just repeating the one or two same slow-mo jumps. The knee-slide-divey thing looked especially silly.
 

Frank_Sinatra_

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In my own humble opinion Wet can greatly summarized through the demo on PSN/XBL. Really Yahtzee should have played the demo and called it a review of the full game, because THATS WHAT IT IS!
 

CyricZ

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Oh dear. Looks like we found another Lara Croft playmate, hmm?

And I certainly guffawed at "loading screen singularity". ^_^
 

P.A. Master

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This reminds me unnervingly of the Fallout 3 VATS system prediction Yahtzee had.

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Granted, VATS turned out to be awesome, but this game suffers from the syndrome he predicted, I.E. "It'll be groovy pants at first, but prolonged exposure will boil it down to just plain pants."
 

Drakmeire

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awesome review. but I'm getting the nagging suspicion that several game studios are completely run by an army of Pillocks. Like the studio that was working on Duke Nukem forever for 10 years.
 

neoman10

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Frank_Sinatra_ said:
In my own humble opinion Wet can greatly summarized through the demo on PSN/XBL. Really Yahtzee should have played the demo and called it a review of the full game, because THATS WHAT IT IS!
now that I think of it, it's very true
 

Legion

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The whole part involving 'pillock' was brilliant, we need more stuff like that in the reviews. This is probably the best one for quite a while.

On a side-note, I expected better from a member with over 400 posts than a 'first' post. I wish people would get suspended/banned for those.

Rudeboy4360 said:
Great review VZ but was expecting Halo ODST.
Well you shouldn't be because Yahtzee has already said he isn't going to.
 

crotalidian

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"Inner ear disabling dove shitting medical condition" << lmao

the Pillock and Pillocks boss was a fun aside too

good as always. Next up Brutal Legend......please?
 

Venatio

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Deinetely better than last weeks. Although I had really been hoping for something newer... oh wait I forgot - he's in Australia, "Land of Late Released Games" and all that. I'll also take his advice on not googling said word.
 

squid5580

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I love Pilloc
Mee too. Infact I think Pilloc and his boss deserve thier own series. C'mon Escapist still got Tuesdays and Fridays open. Don't make me start a petition.