Zero Punctuation: Wet

[RagingScottsman]

Good god, I wish I would have taken Yahtzee's advice at the end of the video. Another great review regardless.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I love Pilloc

Me too, but I really think he should bring back Terry and Gonad from the "Alone in the Dark" review

 

[Sebenko]

Oh, what's that? the main character is an unlikeable *****?

I spotted that in the first ten seconds of the first time I saw the TV ad. In my words "I've never seen such a generic action *****. That game will be terrible"

 

[warthoggunner]

Classic Pillock...

Good ZP, bad game
I was so looking forward to this game and now I'm disappointed.

 

[Rickmanguy]

WET pretty much came out of the blue, I had no idea it was supposed to be released around this time. I've heard a mix of good and bad things about it, I might rent it.

Good review, Yahtzee.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

Very funny review, Yahtzee. I'm surprised that no similarities were drawn to "Chili Con Carnage" or "Total Overdose" considering that the easily-executed slo-mo wall run jumping stuff is almost identical....or are those games really THAT obscure?

Yes, I know he referenced Stranglehold, but still.

 

[Zombie Nixon]

cinematic gaming can go fuck itself

 

[Armored Prayer]

"I do not advertise googling 'Wet Box' with the safe search off."

Note taken, I cant imagine the results.

 

[_Russell_]

As unlike-able as a deep sea angler fish in a SS uniform.

Ha! Loved the image of that.

 

[obliterate]

Well I agreed AGAIN at a 100% because the game really isn't for me and yes I hate it

 

[DevilCheburek]

Well I guess I really dont like games with badass chicks. Its not girls job to carry guns or throw big men around with those matchstick-wide arms. But great review anyways.

 

[syndicated44]

So very excited for him to review this. Thank you Yahtzee for brutalizing a piece of shit.

 

[Optimystic]

Well I guess I really dont like games with badass chicks. Its not girls job to carry guns or throw big men around with those matchstick-wide arms. But great review anyways.

"Badass chick" games work well when they aren't solely about badass chicks. For example, Female Shepard in Mass Effect.

Also, everything Pillock said.

 

[Woodsey]

The impression I got from the demo was basically everything said in that review.

Never been so bored in my life.

 

[The Ultimate 2]

Jesus H Christ, Yahtzee you've done it again, a total riot.

 

[Scooter789]

Me too, but I really think he should bring back Terry and Gonad from the "Alone in the Dark" review

Yes, I think he was semi-reusing his Terry and Gonad characters when he came up with Pillock and his Boss. If anyone deserves their own video series, it's Terry and Gonad.

 

[Beastialman]

I'm hoping for DJ Hero, ODST, or Brutal Legends. I'm quite interested in Brutal Legends but the Hell Yeah commercial is pissing me off.

 

[oppp7]

Why would people want to play a game that's mostly a cutscene? I hate it because it doesn't have the "sit back and relax" feel of movies due to the sudden action sequence every 15 seconds when you're getting into the cutscene, or the stimulation from playing the game because it gets broken up by cutscenes.

 

[Windowlicker]

Good review! the game is horrible. Very clunky and cheep. You actually get sick of hearing gun shots!

it's no Demons Souls or Uncharted 2

 

[Ciarang]

"I do not advertise googling 'Wet Box' with the safe search off."

Note taken, I cant imagine the results.

I tried it.... I've seen worse..
Although the names people call these things, "wet box" was rather obscure =P