Zero Punctuation: Wet

[Chunko]

Yahtzee you should really think about reviewing ODST all the things you complained about are gone:
No Bloom (the graphics are usually dark)
No Schizophrenia (no horror from the flood this time around)
No "Pants on head retarded AI's" (you rarely encounter NPCs)

Read his extra punctuation on Scribblenauts. and most people think it is great and too popular, the reason that most people on here think that it isn't is because most people on here have an IQ higher that of the average neanderthal who plays it. Also, there is no bloom as the game is usually too dark and when you do meet an AI then they are just as dumb as those on Halo 3.

My IQ is 142 (official testing not online)

I never said that you didn't, just i said the AVERAGE neanderthal, but as you didn't read that then it might me a good idea to get it redone or at least think before you reply.

I'm sorry, it's just I just got the results back, and I've been bragging about it at every provocation

 

[Sethzard]

Yahtzee you should really think about reviewing ODST all the things you complained about are gone:
No Bloom (the graphics are usually dark)
No Schizophrenia (no horror from the flood this time around)
No "Pants on head retarded AI's" (you rarely encounter NPCs)

Read his extra punctuation on Scribblenauts. and most people think it is great and too popular, the reason that most people on here think that it isn't is because most people on here have an IQ higher that of the average neanderthal who plays it. Also, there is no bloom as the game is usually too dark and when you do meet an AI then they are just as dumb as those on Halo 3.

My IQ is 142 (official testing not online)

I never said that you didn't, just i said the AVERAGE neanderthal, but as you didn't read that then it might me a good idea to get it redone or at least think before you reply.

I'm sorry, it's just I just got the results back, and I've been bragging about it at every provocation

We all have our small indulgences.

 

[Ohlookit'sMatty]

You know some people where sayin that you had lost your edge, were becomin predictable, repetitive, stale and crusty like a Marmite sandwich that was dropped behind the couch, long forgotten, only to be discovered at 4am after an all night gamin session and devoured with out a second thought // But no, this latest video proves that you still got what it takes // The fire of hate and loading still burns bright within you

Run free Yahtzee, free like the wind

-M

 

[gigantor21]

From the beginning, Wet looked like a pointless quilt job, with nothing fresh or exciting to offer. The demo confirmed my suspicions.

Anyway, another hilarious review. Kinda hate how Pillock's still working when unemployment is so high. XD

 

[Mattteus]

wow, a Kaiser Chiefs reference

 

[Iskenator67]

I'm still going to rent the game because to me it looks quite good. It has it's problems but if what he said is true then the loading times are the only thing that will bother me.

 

[DarthNobody]

Just rented WET this weekend, and so far I have to agree with every criticism made in this video. I'll even add a few: 1) the on-rails portions have Rubi pivoting and aiming ridiculously slow with no hope of real accuracy for the most part and relying almost entirely on whenever QTEs come up or there's some special barrel to explode; 2) having to fight hordes of enemies in arena combat when they constantly respawn and you can't even see some of them at a distance (unless you do Rubi's signature dual aim them and even then it's not a given) is just annoying and stupid; 3) that's ALL the upgrades we can get? some shit for our guns and a few extra acrobatics moves? Rubi can run across a wall for 5 seconds, yet there's only about a dozen unlockable moves for her (I'm not counting the health increase, obviously)

 

[NMG1]

thais review was an example of yahtzee getting back into humorous form. let hope this curve of sinicism continues its merrily scathing ascent.

 

[BGH122]

The Pillock scene was so goddamn funny.

 

[Goremocker]

I'm gonna go google wet box now...

 

[psycoking]

I recently rented Wet, and I have to say Yahtzee was pretty much spot on with this one. The slow motion thing is way over used, and the ending was a let down. I did manage to enjoy the game though, and have to say its at least worth a rental. Its short, about 8-10 hours, most of that being loading, and was actually fun in some parts. Plus, in some ironic twist of fate, despite Wet's mostly bland gameplay, it has one of the best soundtracks I've ever heard in a game.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

yahtzee does it again

 

[theif519]

Wet, it was a bad game, and boy do I mean really bad. Actually, no, I take it back, it was an alright game, but that's all, it's so "Okay" that it's just boring. I couldn't finish the game because of how boring it was. It was fun at first, sure, with all of the fancy moves and whatnot, but it got repetitive and boring when you had to use those moves all of the time just to defeat enemies.

 

[Zipa]

Holy necro.

 

[shimyia]

who else actually searched wet box???

 

[Tollo]

The loading screen singularity, I first met it on the first loading screen before you wake up on Mass Effect 2. I can't believe you have not encountered it more I have at least 5-6 times.