Zero Punctuation: Wii Sports Resort
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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And I found this episode especially tasty by watching it whilst simultaneously eating a Branston pickle and white Lancashire cheese sandwich on soft white bread... Oh yeah! Yahtzee would love it... Good old British food... now back to the Wii-Bashing, as it's even better than it's Bible equivalent.
Speaking as a hoity toity fencer that no one wants to be like, I am glad Yahtzee ganked some good fencing pictures from the internet for his review. Since it seems to be his goal in life to offend every niche group I do not take offense at his comments about fencing. Rather I know that he and 90% of the gaming populous harbor a hidden desire to act out their zoro/jedi fantasies and just lack the training and equipment to do so properly.
You couldn't possibly have watched it yet, you utter dick. Reported.Gerbykins said:OH MY GOODNESS, YOU HAVE OUTDOWN YOUR SELF THIS WEEK!
I Coulnd't stop laughing at the jokes, and the hilarity that was contained within this little yellow video from hell
I just don't know why you didn't get Wii Resort? I JUST PICKED UP THIS GAME FROM EBAY AND ITS GOD DAMN TERRIFIC!
The Wii motion plus, or the WMP as I like to call it xD is crazy accurate. And now I can play all my favourite games like
Links Archery training.
Anyhow, Piece out Yatzee man, I got a date with destiny. (Going to watch Lost on tv hehecya )
A great review, but has the summer release drought already become this bad? At this rate, and I hope I'm dead wrong, he may HAVE to review Mario Kart Wii just because there is nothing out or coming out.
Again I hope I'm wrong and he has some retospect reviews as an emergency fallback.
Again I hope I'm wrong and he has some retospect reviews as an emergency fallback.
This needed a review? I want my review of Gun Battle Slapfight XXXVII!
Regardless. Good one, Yahtzee, just wish the rest of the world would wise up and realize that the Wii's real name is "Casual Console."
Regardless. Good one, Yahtzee, just wish the rest of the world would wise up and realize that the Wii's real name is "Casual Console."
wait, how do you know that this was posted before the video? did you sit and incessantly press F5 until the video appeared after the thread was created?Revelo said:
besides, i thought this board was fully of politically correct happy-go-lucky attitudes. i'm sure he'll fit right in.
also, the banhammer thing was uncalled for. this guy did nothing wrong, yet you already want him off the board? what the hell?
Mods are getting lax. There are several people who posted right as the thread went up.
Nice "review," but it seems Yahtzee is out of touch with just what people do at beaches these days. Nobody uses tanks any more because they get too hot. Nowadays, it all ATVs.
Nice "review," but it seems Yahtzee is out of touch with just what people do at beaches these days. Nobody uses tanks any more because they get too hot. Nowadays, it all ATVs.
I think he had an alterior motive; Some of the things that guy has said don't even relate to Yahtzee's video, it's a bit...odd.Mookie_Magnus said:Funny how you can comment on the review before it's even done. Isn't it interesting, guys?Gerbykins said:OH MY GOODNESS, YOU HAVE OUTDOWN YOUR SELF THIS WEEK!
I Coulnd't stop laughing at the jokes, and the hilarity that was contained within this little yellow video from hell
I just don't know why you didn't get Wii Resort? I JUST PICKED UP THIS GAME FROM EBAY AND ITS GOD DAMN TERRIFIC!
The Wii motion plus, or the WMP as I like to call it xD is crazy accurate. And now I can play all my favourite games like
Links Archery training.
Anyhow, Piece out Yatzee man, I got a date with destiny. (Going to watch Lost on tv hehe
People who post before the video is done are not taken kindly to around here, especially when it's their first ever post. Seriously, if you want to be respected here, act respectable and watch the entire video before commenting. Oh, and BTW... Caps lock is NOT cruise-control for cool. It's cruise-control for FAIL.
Anyway, back to on-topic.
I found this review to be fairly good. It reaffirmed my not-wantingness of this game, but it informed me about it. To be honest, I hardly ever play my Wii. I usually only play Wii Golf or Bowling with my family, and SSBB with my friends or younger brother. The Archery mini-game does look a bit fun, but then again I can always practice real archery with my actual bow.
Yahtzee seemed to have a bit of fresh humor this go around, despite it being as a Fraternity House bathroom.
