Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[The Cake Is Annoying]

Its good the second time too.

 

[Blanks]

Well at least he nows how to mix it up, but seriously Dissidia was released in australia on the 3rd; i guess my theory is correct and we won't be getting a review of it after batman

hopefully i'm wrong

 

[lozfoe444]

This review was very much funny. The whole rhyme idea was great! I guess that there's really no other way to review a game so bland and generic and make it funny unless you do the originality for it.

 

[thenerdgirl]

This was awesome! I wasn't a fan of last week's Irish accent post but this one of the best so there's something to be said for branching out. Can't wait for your next review.

 

[ThreeKneeNick]

I found this ZP episode apathic, even though Yahtzee can pull off just about anything. But do stick to what made you famous.

 

[SunshineReaper42]

<3 <3 <3 pure evil genius.

 

[albear]

this episode is a prime example of why the word F*CK was invented, so this video and all others like it could be described as F*CKING BRILLIANT

 

[darthzew]

That was nothing short of amazing. I compliment Yahtzee fully for making an entertaining, yet creative, review that also brought up so good points about gaming in general. A few recent ZPs have been lame, but this one shines.

 

[TopBadge]

No where near his best work... I think it was the rhyming that killed it (O-O)

 

[superking9292]

I wonder how long it took to write that whole rhyming segment

 

[Joey245]

Best one I've seen in a while. Eagerly awaiting Arkham Asylum next week.

I think he's gonna like it. He's gonna hate that he likes it, but he'll like it.

 

[k-ossuburb]

As much as I enjoyed reading "Articulate Jim: A search for something" now I think you're just showing off. Very good nonetheless but I prefer the old tried-and-tested formula. Don't knock it if it works, right?

 

[IKEA_land]

Best. Review. Ever.

 

[Delicious Anathema]

So Wolfenstein is Gears of War in the 1940's. Well that's a shame.

I'm sick of greyish brown in videogames. Why can't we have 1950's-Technicolor-looking shooters?
COLORS! The main selling point of consoles and computers back in the day, trashed by post apocalyptic loving minions.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Definitely his most creative and funny review in quite a while. In fact, this may be my new favorite review of his.

 

[Socius]

shitting hillarious xD
when the gaming carreir goes to hell become a poet yatzee!
youre allready better than J. K Roling xD

 

[poolshark1520]

Just... Nice.
Yahtzee,
If I were a woman with the world of embrace,
I'd let you fondle my giant boobs with your face.
And if that's not enough
I'd demand it's not tough
to have 13 of your offspring while running in place.

Not really a man crush, it just came to me and wanted to share.

Nice.

 

[Spitfire175]

Oh my, there I was,
worrying Yahtzee was about to lose his edge.
Suddenly, he jumps over a hedge,
presents a review,
and I go: phew.
He has unleashed the power of his brain,
all my worries were in vain.

Not exactly a limeric, this.

 

[Titanium Dragon]

I have to second or third or fourth everyone else. I, too, thought that you'd give up after a limerick or two, but you didn't, and it was totally awesome. Limericks are inherently somewhat funny, and insulting a game in limerick form is pretty amusing.

 

[TZer0]

Oh well. Won't stop people like my aunt from buying it (not for me, for herself!). Yeah.. she's a big Wolfenstein-fan.