Zombie apocalypse, you can only defend yourself with the last weapon you used in a video game!

[Shaunofthebread]

Spellwise it would be the level 4 inferno from Fable II
Weaponwise it would be a huge hammer xD

 

[Quantum Star]

Alright! Now let me axe you a burning question > Limbs first or go for the decapitation? Decisions, decisions...

So is it the Axetinguisher or the Sharpened Volcano Fragment?

 

[VaderMan92]

Well since the last game I played was rock band 2 I guess I just have my axe. But the last game with real weapons I had a IMI desert eagle and an H&KG36.

 

[somepeopleperson]

I'm stuck with the umbrella thing from Yahtzee's art of theft. Though considering that it has tazers, grappling hooks and the like built into it, maybe that's not such a bad thing after all. Unless we're only counting retail, in which case it's the tanooki suit from mario 3D land. Crap.

 

[ArmyGuy7510]

UMP 45 With Red Dot Sight FTW?

 

[Adventurer2626]

Alright! Now let me axe you a burning question > Limbs first or go for the decapitation? Decisions, decisions...

So is it the Axetinguisher or the Sharpened Volcano Fragment?

Bah, nothing so flavorful. Just a Skyrim axe of burning mayhem. Seen one, seen 'em all.

 

[spartandude]

An eclipse class Star Destroyer? dont mind if i do

 

[GaltarDude1138]

UNLIMITED POWAHHHHHH!
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It seems I've been playing too much Skyrim...

 

[FilipJPhry]

Muthafucking Dragonite. Dragon Rage FTW!

 

[l3awl3ag]

Does the Unrelenting Force shout in Skyrim count? If not, all I've got is a Skyforge Steel sword

 

[UltraXan]

hmmm... It's either a horde of Necron, or various flavors of destruction magic with damn near impenetrable armor... Either way, I think a lot of things are gonna burn.

I'd think the Necrons would pose a bigger threat than zombies. What with the C'tan and whatnot.

And I just finished playing dawn of war for a bit to see your message! Incidentally, I'm playing as the Necron and I now have 2 whole planets and moons to my name. With that said, I agree, the Necron would certainly pose a much greater threat than zombies, and not just because of the C'tan, but just because of the fact that they have freakin' Gauss guns.

captcha: Love alialsoo

Who is alialsoo and why should I love him/her/it? o_o

 

[urahara75]

Zombies are taking over the world, but you will not rest until every last one of the is gone!

All you have is the last weapon you used in a video game!

How likely are you to wipe out the hordes of zombies?

I have laser tears from The Binding of Isaac, not bad.

As with any hypothetical "dystopian apocalypse, what do ya do?!?!?!?" thread, I've gotta ask the specifics -- what type/class of zombie? Classic Romero-types? Intelligent-undead types? 28 Days-types?

 

[warrcry13]

hmmm... It's either a horde of Necron, or various flavors of destruction magic with damn near impenetrable armor... Either way, I think a lot of things are gonna burn.

I'd think the Necrons would pose a bigger threat than zombies. What with the C'tan and whatnot.

And I just finished playing dawn of war for a bit to see your message! Incidentally, I'm playing as the Necron and I now have 2 whole planets and moons to my name. With that said, I agree, the Necron would certainly pose a much greater threat than zombies, and not just because of the C'tan, but just because of the fact that they have freakin' Gauss guns.

captcha: Love alialsoo

Who is alialsoo and why should I love him/her/it? o_o

Yeah Gauss Flayers are nasty. At least they aren't barbed stranglers.......those are awful. Or Fleshborers.

 

[Jauffre]

this is convenient. I was last playing left 4 dead 2, using the epic semi auto shotgun (not the spas, the other one). This could work.

 

[Ectoplasmicz]

Does the Unrelenting Force shout in Skyrim count? If not, all I've got is a Skyforge Steel sword

Yes Fus Ro Dah your arse off!

 

[AngleWyrm]

Last time I was on a zombie hunt, it was on the Island of Dr Ned, and I had one of these:

 

[Raymomnd Sherbourne]

Copper sword from terreria.... Im screwed

 

[laggyteabag]

Mace of Molag Bal + Fire Ebony Mace
This can only go well

I have no problem killing Crypts full of shouting Draugr, Dragons, and Trolls so I should have no problem dealing with a few shuffling Zombies