Zombie Attack.

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Hoxton

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Well if it's within arm reach i think the most proper would be my guitar.
That sucks :(
 

IxionIndustries

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Well then, I'm fucked. I'm in the living room right now.
If possible I'd run into my dad's room, take his Rambo knife and cut up some zombies until I have enough time to barricade myself and pull the guns out from under the bed.

If I couldn't do that, I'd grab my table lamp, and bash it over the closest zombie's head.
Then I'd fend the rest of them off with a screwdriver and a hairbrush.
 

Roxim Teaga

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I have within less than 15 seconds away from me 6 knives, 8 swords a Romanian AK (Wasr-10 specifically, under my bed) a Mosin Nagant and a Lee enfield ( in the closet by my bedroom door ) Various Bludgeoning weapons, my Room-mate has a .357, .45 (Revolver and 1911 in that order) another AK and hes Working on getting a .50, and im not talking a Handgun either. for the firearms we both have 300 rounds a piece give or take ( i have 500 roughly for my AK at any given time, never hurts to be ready for anything ) and while im not an expert marksman we're both accurate enough to hit a target the size of a dinner plate at around 150 yrds though he can go out to around 200,250 on some and still hit consistently
 

Azazcyh

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I have sisors and a can of commpresd air.

I'd be screwed...

Thanks, now I'm so paranoid I had to go grab knife and my cane. Bring it zombies.
 

Gooble

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Computer, heavy stool, lots of heavy boxes, suitcases, guitar, TV, guitar amp, a few metal poles; yeah, quite a lot of things, I could hold out for a while. Or escape onto the roof!
 

NotAPie

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So he gets in right now?
I have fan, laptop, and the knife I use to stab things with when I'm pissed...
I'm going for the knife.
 

DoctorWhat

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Ummm... I have my computer, but I'm not hitting them with that [preciousssss]. Uh, an empty 2litre plastic bottle; yeaaaaahhhh... Some dvds: I could use them as shurikens? OH, I have some Lynx (Axe) I could spray at them and *fumbles* YES! I HAVE A ZIPPO! *flicks* GODDAMMIT IT'S EMPTY! I R scrood...
 

SomeLameStuff

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Well, there's my fencing sword...

Actually, I'd rather use my fencing helmet. Does more damage. Or my lighter + deo combo.
 

Psypherus

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All I've got within arms reach of myself is a knife and it's not a very big one. I dont think I'll be taking any zombies out with it without being turned into one.
 

Psypherus

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phoenixbeast said:
My room is set for such a thing...Got a M1 Garand, a katana, and two swords that strap to my arms above my bed... A claymore is hanging on the wall next to me... A trench knife on the desk next to the claymore... A case with a diving knife, tactical knife, two machetes, and a knife based off the one Rambo uses (the first movie) hang on the wall (They are my dad's and two of the knives are K-Bar)... Some day I'll get my dad to allow me to have the .357 Magnum in my room... Then other various blunt objects that could be used (Old computer, Statue of a dragon, A Nice wooden chair, etc...)
Remind me never to fuck with you
 

Susano

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CuddlyCombine said:

Dual-wielding those is more devastating than I could possibly describe.
Grayjack72 said:
These through the eye = dead.
both of those can kill a human quite quickly through loss of blood, but zombies don't survive on blood. The drumstick might cause enough brain damage but it would have to be repeated stabbing and the Ulu would have to be decapitation/rendering them limbless which would be a bit too up close and personal for my liking. Any long, heavy objects around you?
 

Quassimodo

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let see, without even getting up from my chair i got
1x Sword
2x 20 kilo dumbbells (more then enough to beat someones head in with a squish)
1x laptop
1x PC
2x screens 17" and 19"
2x portable harddrives (should hurt if i throw them)

then if we add the rest of the room
3x knifes of different size and modell
1more 17" screen
1x wodden baseball bat
1x mini fridge
2x small desks that i should be able to swing
~20x cans of soda/beer
1x 21" CRT TV

i think i would go for the sword and the knifes :D
 

TheSear

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I have 3 katana's, a tanto and a wakazashi mounted on the wall behind my PC, so I'd have to go for one of them :p :)