Lock yourself in a saferoom one night every couple of months...or however often a full moon comes about.Mr.Pandah said:
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I would go to the nearest military base (I know where there is one) and commandeer a tank and a whole crapload of weapons. But on the way there I would have to stock up on snacks, how badass would it be to be slaughtering zombies with one hand and eating a sandwich with the other.
First of all, food and water are the most important things to keep around. As for weapons, I would have to use blunt weapons (blades can get stuck or spill too much blood--blood that can get into your eyes, nose, and mouth and infect you), but only as a last resort. The best thing to do is avoid them and stay hidden. There's a high chance the military won't let any people into their base, and gun stores would have been thoroughly raided long before I can get there, so I might not have a gun at all. Besides, guns make noise, and the noise brings ten more zombies for every one you put down. But if I come across a gun, I'll take it. If I get lucky, some punk-ass gangbanger might have been zombified, so I'll just bat his head off and take the pistol from his pocket.
This may sound crazy, but my dream home is pretty much zombie safe.
I'm thinking a two story rectangular Mexican style house with an inner courtyard. A foundation of concrete about a metre high, then windows at about waist height so approximately 2m above ground. The windows would have thick wooden shutters.
A thick wooden gate to enter the courtyard (big enough for a car) with a smaller door built into it.
Underground water tank or even cistern, solar panels on the roof, water from air generator and perhaps a greenhouse on the second story.
Now all I need is the money to afford it.
Living in rural Australia I could get a largish piece of land (5acres) about 5min out of town.
A downside of living in Australia (only in this scenario really) is the strict gun control, so I'd only really have bolt action rifles and double barreled shotguns.
Living in Australia, I figure (unless it originates here) we'd have plenty of time to prepare if the infection actually makes it here. If its a quick infection ala 28days it would be really hard to carry it here. A long incubation infection time could be countered with insane quarantining, shooting down any plan that enter our airspace and sinking any ship that approaches.
I'm thinking a two story rectangular Mexican style house with an inner courtyard. A foundation of concrete about a metre high, then windows at about waist height so approximately 2m above ground. The windows would have thick wooden shutters.
A thick wooden gate to enter the courtyard (big enough for a car) with a smaller door built into it.
Underground water tank or even cistern, solar panels on the roof, water from air generator and perhaps a greenhouse on the second story.
Now all I need is the money to afford it.
Living in rural Australia I could get a largish piece of land (5acres) about 5min out of town.
A downside of living in Australia (only in this scenario really) is the strict gun control, so I'd only really have bolt action rifles and double barreled shotguns.
Living in Australia, I figure (unless it originates here) we'd have plenty of time to prepare if the infection actually makes it here. If its a quick infection ala 28days it would be really hard to carry it here. A long incubation infection time could be countered with insane quarantining, shooting down any plan that enter our airspace and sinking any ship that approaches.
Usually I get annoyed by the amount of people who yell about repeat threads, but your comment, sir, was hilarious. Way to go.Shiuz91 said:
There is a prison close to my house so i would go there (after they have been evacuated or run of after zombie attacks) and load up with various weapons and barricade it into multiple fall back sections.
I would then start fortifying a prison vehicle and drive into town to get food and seeds so i can grow crops
Also I would not let every person I see into my fortifications only those that I can provide for (no hero bullshit for me thank you very much).
Lastly I know a guy in my town who collects old war stuff and since the zombie survival guide states that 2WW (or is it 1WW?) trench pikes work best against zombies i would pay him a visit and nick all his stuff (plus he has a nice suit of armor that might work well against bites).
btw I say this in all of these threads in case you get déjà vu
I would then start fortifying a prison vehicle and drive into town to get food and seeds so i can grow crops
Also I would not let every person I see into my fortifications only those that I can provide for (no hero bullshit for me thank you very much).
Lastly I know a guy in my town who collects old war stuff and since the zombie survival guide states that 2WW (or is it 1WW?) trench pikes work best against zombies i would pay him a visit and nick all his stuff (plus he has a nice suit of armor that might work well against bites).
btw I say this in all of these threads in case you get déjà vu