zombies outside. time to plan.

[Z(ombie)fan]

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you look outside and *gasp* zombie apocalypse! (note: the zombies are like The Evil Dead's deadites: all corpses become zombies, not just people who are bitten)

so if you couldn't leave the house or do ANYTHING until you had a plan (just go with it) what would your plan be?

one: prepare my grandmother, i love her, but she'd slow me down and i'd need her for the car i can't drive.
two: a family member who moved to canada had a knife collection, including a katana (no shit), which i found. i would also grab the baseball bat he left behind (metal).
three: look in my apartment complex for a "left 12 dead" team, and supply them with my food candy bars and basically just have a well rounded team of people.
fourdash for my fathers house, because he lives in a neighborhood fucking obsessed with the whole "zombie constingency plan" thing, and it would be bound to be a survivor compound within hours of the first undead attack.

 

[Insanum]

I can assure you, At the first sign of zombies im moving to greenland. Its so cold there the zombies would'nt be able to function.

 

[Jfswift]

Haha! That's horrible, you'd abandon your grandmother! XD

Wow, if zombies were really outside that would be f*ing scary. I'd probably grab any weapons I have and load a backpack with food and clear a path to my car. At this point I'd rendevous with friends who have a larger vehicle and then set out to locate more food, resources and take shelter at a nearby park (open areas, shelters and low population area).

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

OFF TO DISNEYLAND. It's the perfect plan
set up a cot on a roller coaster. food for years. long range weapon and my needs are settled

 

[Toar]

First, I get someone slower than me to carry all my crap, then I head to a secret area, likely the AT&T building, and hold out. If they are fast zombies, then I trip my slow guy and let them distract the zed in the area. If they are slow, then I trip my slow guy, shoot him in the foot, and let him distract the zed in the area. A sound plan.

 

[Chester41585]

The time to plan for Z Day is not when the zombies appear. Start planning now, be prepared for then.

 

[Jfswift]

OFF TO DISNEYLAND. It's the perfect plan
set up a cot on a roller coaster. food for years. long range weapon and my needs are settled

Wait.. what about Zombieland? That didn't work out quite so well for them.. >.>

 

[Vilcus]

Stay in my apartment... it's reinforced with cement. The door is nigh unbreakable, and I'm stocked up for a good year or so. Not only that but if the power runs out then I'll take my chances and make a mad dash to the truck with my dad. We would then head north until we start seeing frozen zombies.

 

[FalloutJack]

Deadites?! Ah crap! I don't have a boomstick. Just these various rifles, swords, an axe, clobbermeisters, and some cutlery. But other than that, doomed I tell you!

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Okay, since Evil Dead does not equal the usual zombie planning, I have to go about this differently. First, Deadites don't always mean that I'll necessarily become one of them, not unless I'm killed. For a possession to occur while I'm alive, I'd have to be overwhelmed by the supernatural forces implied, if any. Being something of a strong mind, I should be able to hold out on that front. Hopefully.

The next part is the gathering of resources. Let's say they're all out there and they don't even KNOW I'm in here. Good. If I shut my yap, they'll not notice I'm around, at least not for a good while. Stealth is something I'm pretty good at, insofar as I've tested. Deadites kinda' have normal senses, so their ability to detect people may be only as good as their host. So, I'm gathering anything that can prove lethal in my house, about as quietly as possible.

Now then, if they don't notice that there's any activity to be had here, then I can hide out, sweat it out, and wait it out. Deadite attacks are not pretty, in fact sometimes worse than a zombie outbreak when you consider the supernatural edge to it. Hiding out is Plan A. If, however, my cover is blown and they find out I'm there, it's time for Plan B. That...is the one where I defend the household and wait for dawn before I'm dead with all that I have. Dawn seems to ummm...mostly...keep 'em at bay.

See, I'm very reluctant to go outside because...I have trees outside, a reasonably-sized woodland area. And you know what they do with trees. And just because I'm male doesn't mean it'll be any easier. Now, I don't think they can block off my street, but they can try, and that can get worrysome. So, I dig in and defend and wait it out. Oddly enough, heading for rhe city is the best bet after it's safe, because of the less trees.

Plan B pre-supposes that I can hold off whatever wanders into the area, looking for fresh souls. If the house can't take anymore and I've got a big group heading in, it's time for Plan C. What is Plan C? Simple. RUN!! Who knows? Maybe there's too many out there for my house to keep at bay. Maybe they levitated up to the one skylight and fell in. The point is that if it's too much, it's time to find a way out. Fortunately, I can think of some damn fine rules on this.

{1} Having a car helps. I do, so I have a decent chance there. But even if I was on foot, I would need to...

{2} Make sure there's a clear path! They screw with pathways and roadways, they put trees in the way and make sure no one can leave. Avoid the trees! I know I will, AND the cliff-like drop on that one road near my neighborhood.

{3} Be alert at all times. Not all Deadites scream "I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!" at the top of their lungs. Only the melodramatic ones.

{4} Keep ahead of the Candarian Spirit. This thing is nasty, even WITHOUT being in the form of the flesh. Avoid at all costs or risk possession! And most importantly...

{5} Never ever EVER show any semblance of mercy to these things. They will play on your senses, on your heartstrings, or ANYTHING to get at you. Under NO circumstances should you EVER believe that they are...harmless, cured, safe, not really possessed, your friend, your relative, or WHATEVER floats your boat. It's a trick, so get an axe!

Oh, and if by some chance I end up one of the Deadites, I totally want to make myself a devious and cunning one. Just saying.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Haha! That's horrible, you'd abandon your grandmother! XD

Wow, if zombies were really outside that would be f*ing scary. I'd probably grab any weapons I have and load a backpack with food and clear a path to my car. At this point I'd rendevous with friends who have a larger vehicle and then set out to locate more food, resources and take shelter at a nearby park (open areas, shelters and low population area).

no, i pointed out i would make stay in the car and be my personal taxi, not abandon her.

Deadites?! Ah crap! I don't have a boomstick. Just these various rifles, swords, an axe, clobbermeisters, and some cutlery. But other than that, doomed I tell you!

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Okay, since Evil Dead does not equal the usual zombie planning, I have to go about this differently. First, Deadites don't always mean that I'll necessarily become one of them, not unless I'm killed. For a possession to occur while I'm alive, I'd have to be overwhelmed by the supernatural forces implied, if any. Being something of a strong mind, I should be able to hold out on that front. Hopefully.

The next part is the gathering of resources. Let's say they're all out there and they don't even KNOW I'm in here. Good. If I shut my yap, they'll not notice I'm around, at least not for a good while. Stealth is something I'm pretty good at, insofar as I've tested. Deadites kinda' have normal senses, so their ability to detect people may be only as good as their host. So, I'm gathering anything that can prove lethal in my house, about as quietly as possible.

Now then, if they don't notice that there's any activity to be had here, then I can hide out, sweat it out, and wait it out. Deadite attacks are not pretty, in fact sometimes worse than a zombie outbreak when you consider the supernatural edge to it. Hiding out is Plan A. If, however, my cover is blown and they find out I'm there, it's time for Plan B. That...is the one where I defend the household and wait for dawn before I'm dead with all that I have. Dawn seems to ummm...mostly...keep 'em at bay.

See, I'm very reluctant to go outside because...I have trees outside, a reasonably-sized woodland area. And you know what they do with trees. And just because I'm male doesn't mean it'll be any easier. Now, I don't think they can block off my street, but they can try, and that can get worrysome. So, I dig in and defend and wait it out. Oddly enough, heading for rhe city is the best bet after it's safe, because of the less trees.

Plan B pre-supposes that I can hold off whatever wanders into the area, looking for fresh souls. If the house can't take anymore and I've got a big group heading in, it's time for Plan C. What is Plan C? Simple. RUN!! Who knows? Maybe there's too many out there for my house to keep at bay. Maybe they levitated up to the one skylight and fell in. The point is that if it's too much, it's time to find a way out. Fortunately, I can think of some damn fine rules on this.

{1} Having a car helps. I do, so I have a decent chance there. But even if I was on foot, I would need to...

{2} Make sure there's a clear path! They screw with pathways and roadways, they put trees in the way and make sure no one can leave. Avoid the trees! I know I will, AND the cliff-like drop on that one road near my neighborhood.

{3} Be alert at all times. Not all Deadites scream "I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!" at the top of their lungs. Only the melodramatic ones.

{4} Keep ahead of the Candarian Spirit. This thing is nasty, even WITHOUT being in the form of the flesh. Avoid at all costs or risk possession! And most importantly...

{5} Never ever EVER show any semblance of mercy to these things. They will play on your senses, on your heartstrings, or ANYTHING to get at you. Under NO circumstances should you EVER believe that they are...harmless, cured, safe, not really possessed, your friend, your relative, or WHATEVER floats your boat. It's a trick, so get an axe!

Oh, and if by some chance I end up one of the Deadites, I totally want to make myself a devious and cunning one. Just saying.

also, you have won the thread forever.

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

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I beg to differ. Theres one of these "zombie attacking what do you do" threads on here every few days. The mods should really do something about it.

 

[GiantSpiderGoat]

I would get all my German shepards I've grown up with. head to the medi-evil museum. Use the armor to armor the dogs. Find a suit of armor for myself. Sharpen a giant fucking sword. Set up a really loud sound system. Play some hardcore music and walk into a crowded city of zombies and prepare to fight to the death.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

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I beg to differ. Theres one of these "zombie attacking what do you do" threads on here every few days. The mods should really do something about it.

well fuck i don't look past page two of results im sorry >:C

plus, i change mine slighty, i work with people to turn the apartments into a fortress.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

I would get all my German shepards I've grown up with. head to the medi-evil museum. Use the armor to armor the dogs. Find a suit of armor for myself. Sharpen a giant fucking sword. Set up a really loud sound system. Play some hardcore music and walk into a crowded city of zombies and prepare to fight to the death.

chainmail or plate armor? plate armor is fucking impossible to move in thats why.

 

[GiantSpiderGoat]

I would get all my German shepards I've grown up with. head to the medi-evil museum. Use the armor to armor the dogs. Find a suit of armor for myself. Sharpen a giant fucking sword. Set up a really loud sound system. Play some hardcore music and walk into a crowded city of zombies and prepare to fight to the death.

chainmail or plate armor? plate armor is fucking impossible to move in thats why.

Probably a combination. I would be mixing and matching to give myself the best defense.

 

[joshuaayt]

My house is kinda good for defence- Hard to accidentally stumble apon it. I'd hear on the news first, which gives me some warning.
Cover up (Because I'll have no idea what kind of zombies these are, and the more layers the better), grab my swords, give one to my sister and we'd leg it out of the house, to the police station. Seems a better place to chill out than in my house.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

My house is kinda good for defence- Hard to accidentally stumble apon it. I'd hear on the news first, which gives me some warning.
Cover up (Because I'll have no idea what kind of zombies these are, and the more layers the better), grab my swords, give one to my sister and we'd leg it out of the house, to the police station. Seems a better place to chill out than in my house.

zombie type: deadites. look up evil dead on youtube or something, its bound to have a deadite or two.

basically ancient candarian demons halfbreed themselves into someones personality, its quite effective.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Hold out at the school. It's the perfect stronghold.

 

[Snow Fire]

I have a lab uniform, I would put it on, grab a bone saw, and yell gibberish in a German accent as I begin my operation to eliminate the zombie scourge from the planet. Five out of five physicians approve of this treatment.

 

[Ekonk]

I'd take uh, a crowbar. And make for the roof of the school. Wait till it's over. Doesn't stop? Make a trip to the police station. Get some guns. Barricade myself in. Scavenge the city.