Zombies, what is your human plan!

[Colour Scientist]

I'd stick with the classic 'limping and moaning' tactic. It seems to be super effective on human types.

I figured I'd start a protest line.

"WHAT DO WE WANT?"

"Braaaaaaaaains"

"WHEN DO WE WANT 'EM?"

"Braaaaaaaaains"

That made me laugh fairly loudly in the computer lab at college, now everyone thinks I'm REALLY enjoying this essay... or crazy.

 

[Yegargeburble]

I would lay on the floor of a mansion and act dead until someone runs near me, then chew on them for a bit. Will I get my head punted off? Probably, but if I am lucky, whoever I am chewing on will be close to death anyways.

 

[WarCorrespondent]

I would buy some bamboo, elastic, and other odds and ends, create a slingshot, pull out my teeth individually, use the teeth as ammo, wait in a tree, shoot a human in the neck, wait for them to collapse. RANGED INFECTING ACTION, YO'.

*eats sales clerk*

 

[OldAccount]

Come on over and I'll tell you all about it.

 

[OldAccount]

I would buy some bamboo, elastic, and other odds and ends, create a slingshot, pull out my teeth individually, use the teeth as ammo, wait in a tree, shoot a human in the neck, wait for them to collapse. RANGED INFECTING ACTION, YO'.

*eats sales clerk*

That could totally be an iPhone game.

 

[Siuki]

Ask a little boy called Billy to bring me the brains of all his neighbors..... In SONG!

PS - Please Tell me someone gets this reference

Who doesn't? Bring me your brains! Sure you might think it's deranged, but you won't think twice if you don't have a brain.

OT: Wait until the rest of the zombies are wiped out, and make my attack. Using standard movie logic, I should be ridiculously strong and have super powers the 100 zombies before didn't have for some reason.