Zombies, what is your human plan!

[Mr Pantomime]

Go on the most popular zombie survival threads on the internet and reverse engineer them to find a way around them.

 

[Kinguendo]

Hello there my name is Dr. Zombie, speciality... Blood Transfusions! >

 

[Ctrl Awesome]

apply for a job in a zombie film then actually eat the actors

 

[Mr S]

Rally my brothers at the graveyard, then shuffle towards the city and eat peoples brains. Also, make sure you get the gun shops first, so there'll be no shotguns. It's our only weakness!!!

 

[Ctrl Awesome]

Or marvel zombie it they wont see that coming zombies with superpowers we win

 

[Anima the Aeon]

Befriend them, you know, get on there good side, I'm sure that humans and zombies could coexist.

And when they least expect it, we'd attack them for their delicious brains!

 

[NIL8]

Sounds like someone has been playing Stubbs the Zombie

Wait.. im not the only person on the planet to have played that, right?

no, you are not the only one, I have played it and filled my screen with the delicious AAAAAAAHHHHH!'s and (my personal favorite while their brains are being tuned into parfait) "what is he doing... OH MY GOD HE'S EATING ME ALIVE!"

 

[BonsaiK]

I'd hack into the Internet and disable it so those pesky humans couldn't look up their "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" threads. Without that valuable resource, they'd be screwed.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Simple- Wear a lot of make ups and deodorant so I can be one of them and eat them from the inside.
Also- Get hold a lot of snow explorer gears and go to the North and South Pole for those survivors who think hiding those places will be safe due to us being cold blooded.

 

[Mace Tulio]

I would pretend to be human, covering my decaying flesh with long clothing and large amounts of cologne. I would gain the trust of the humans and 'kill' several of my zombie comrades in order to cement this trust. Then, when the group trusts me as one of their own, I will offer to cook the meal, heavily drugging it. When the group has passed out, I will proceed to consume them one by one.

What? Who said zombies can't be intelligent?

 

[Find.Me.Seashells.]

Please excuse my good English as I hired a translator for I have a lower brain function than some zombies and can't type properly anymore...

I will hide in my office, waiting for the looters to turn up - searching for supplies no doubt - and single out the one whi decides to search the warehouse. Then I will pounce and feast on yummy brains!
Rinse and repeat!

*Eats translator*

 

[SC1198]

Rocky montage to become a tank

 

[Hookman]

Wear a frigging helmet! They cant destroy your brain if its covered!

 

[Xaryn Mar]

I would definitely avoid gardens. They are devastating to us.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'd stick with the classic 'limping and moaning' tactic. It seems to be super effective on human types.

I figured I'd start a protest line.

"WHAT DO WE WANT?"

"Braaaaaaaaains"

"WHEN DO WE WANT 'EM?"

"Braaaaaaaaains"

That made me laugh fairly loudly in the computer lab at college, now everyone thinks I'm REALLY enjoying this essay... or crazy.

 

[Yegargeburble]

I would lay on the floor of a mansion and act dead until someone runs near me, then chew on them for a bit. Will I get my head punted off? Probably, but if I am lucky, whoever I am chewing on will be close to death anyways.

 

[WarCorrespondent]

I would buy some bamboo, elastic, and other odds and ends, create a slingshot, pull out my teeth individually, use the teeth as ammo, wait in a tree, shoot a human in the neck, wait for them to collapse. RANGED INFECTING ACTION, YO'.

*eats sales clerk*

 

[OldAccount]

Come on over and I'll tell you all about it.

 

[OldAccount]

I would buy some bamboo, elastic, and other odds and ends, create a slingshot, pull out my teeth individually, use the teeth as ammo, wait in a tree, shoot a human in the neck, wait for them to collapse. RANGED INFECTING ACTION, YO'.

*eats sales clerk*

That could totally be an iPhone game.

 

[Siuki]

Ask a little boy called Billy to bring me the brains of all his neighbors..... In SONG!

PS - Please Tell me someone gets this reference

Who doesn't? Bring me your brains! Sure you might think it's deranged, but you won't think twice if you don't have a brain.

OT: Wait until the rest of the zombies are wiped out, and make my attack. Using standard movie logic, I should be ridiculously strong and have super powers the 100 zombies before didn't have for some reason.